Important Spanish Phrases

[reryboydaySep]

Since many of you don't speak spanish I thought I'd share some important spanish phrases with you (I'm not FLUENT but I manage ok).

1. My God, you are UGLY! Dios Mio, usted es feo!
2. Refund Please. Reembolso por favor.
3. Don't Stop No parada.
4. Please, stop. Por favor, parada.
5. Too fat. Demasiado gordo.
6. Too Skinny Demasiado flaco.
7. Do I know your mother? ¿Conozco a su madre?
8. If you see my wife, shhhhh. Si usted ve a mi esposa, shhhhh.
9. [After Sobering Up] Where am I? ¿Dónde estoy?
10. [And Most Importantly] I am a member of CRT. Discount Please. Soy un miembro de la CRT. El Descuento Satisface.



Can't wait to see you guys Feb 6th......Cervezas en mí.

 

[laracroft79]

Don't forget the difference in gender when addressing females.

(ie. "fea" not feo, "gorda" not gordo, etc)

Neither of these should be used in the Blue Marlin unless you are willing to except the consequences.

 

[bo bee]

Sexo oral sin condom!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Punisher]

absolutemente.........