Indian dishes for Dummies

[Shane McGowan]

Vegetable Jaipuri


young, innocent plant embryos and uteri transported long distances to be savagely slaughtered, callously cut, sinfully sliced, brutally boiled and finally, fiendishly fried in horrendously hot oil

Mutton Biriyani

Well fed and cared-for goats, lovingly tended to and allowed to freely roam, then humanely and quickly separated from the land of the living to nourish the eater with precious protein

Aloo Paratha
Baby grass cruelly hacked from mother plant, left alone to dry in the hot baking sun, then mercilessly ground to a fine powder, flooded with water, turned into a sticky dough devoid of shape and dignity, flattened with blunt cylindrical weapons, mixed with roots of a starchy tuber, separated from the rest of the plant which dies a horrible death, and fried on a hot griddle and served with calf-nourishment liquid cruelly squeezed out of a lactating cow and allowed to be ravaged by bacteria

Chicken Tikka

Freely roaming, lovingly cared-for fowl mercifully spared the pointlessness of a long life on a warming, polluted planet, bones carefully removed after death to make for a succulent snack that honours the bird’s rich textured life.



Confession: I have shamelessly lifted this from one of the blogs I follow. I hope god will not consider this as plagiarism and Santa will give me my christmas gift.

 

[shootcolt]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[3456]

^ :rofl: Do post the link of that blog ninja

 

[Chicoaa20]

lol good one

 

[TheMadHatter[Alice]TM]

:rofl: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Aneoki]

Here it is saar

 

[colleenfrances]

:rofl: :lmao: :lmao: