Jasmine UES 347 238 6576

[flying scot]

Any recommendations on best asian providers on upper east side?

 

[BigLew]

Anyone know where she went? I know she was looking to move to Queens but her number now belongs to someone else. She was older and not very pretty but she had a tight body and a decent ass for a Asian woman.

 

[Oliver Sanvictores]

You could always try this:


Too late. I already saw what's under the bag and I wouldn't be able to keep myself from imagining it. I think she should greet new customers with her head already in the bag and then offer to keep it on for 20. She'd make an extra 20 every time.

 

[basement cat]

In all it was 70 + 50

You could always try this:

 

[lynneZ]

I tried her out yesterday because she's nearby and always on Backpage. She looks as described by everyone else. Older, ugly face, decent body for and older asian lady. nice tits. Not 27 years old as described in her ad but I knew that going in because I searched the number and I read the thread. I was specifically looking for someone who did a great massage and bbbj and I figured I'd give her a shot and see for myself.

Easy to call and get there. Two room setup in an apt. Has a shower. She wanted money up front so I paid her and asked for a hard massage. she gave a really good hard massage. not the best I ever had but better then most and she knew what she was doing. Got the soft touch and on flip she asked what I wanted. I offerred 40 for a bj, she said 50 and I agreed. She stripped down nude and got to work. It wasn't that good. It was ok, but really toothy. Not the best technique. She was trying but she wasn't that into it. Clearly she's given a few thousand bj's in her life so I was expecting something at least pretty good. But no. Maybe she had an off day? I don't know. But just not that good. And the lighting wasn't helping either. She needs a dimmer switch in there for the flip. Full roaming allowed. She had a shower available for afterwards which was good.

Overall I have mixed feelings on this place. On the pro side she gives a good massage and the massage room, bathroom and towels were all fresh and clean. The outer room was filthy but we didn't spend any time there so it doesn't matter. Just walked through it. It was easy to get to. Another pro is she had a shower and when I used it it was very clean.
On the con side she's a little ugly and the BJ just wasn't good. I really wanted to continue to relax after the massage and it just ruined it. She offerred full service for 80 but I wasn't feeling it at all.
I guess I might go back again at some point for a good massage, but I'm not rushing and I would stick to a HE, or FS as long as I don't have to look at her face.
In all it was 70 + 50

face - 3
body - 6
massage - 8
Clean - 8
Attitude - 5, she was a trooper but I don't feel like I got her best work
Extra - 2
Overall - 5

 

[KingRolfRocks]

funny shit lololololma dammm:d

 

[Goldie6669]

I showed her the bag and she asked if I was an artist. I reply no but would you mind wearing this as I fuck you it as you blow me.
She blew a gasket but money is money and told me that I can get CIM from her. She did ask me to put the bag on my sel
f and I replied that if I do so, there would be no tip.
I took a 30 minute massage and blew one in her mouth as I stared at the face on my paper bag.
Funny shit but she kept the bag.

 

[kmaojznu]

LOL - Manthing.... I'll be holdin' my breath to find out the answer to that one --- what a visual you've painted!!!!


but definitely not laffing at Asimov's warning!!!!

 

[redking13_ca]

i just printed a picture of a hot porno chick on a paper bag. i cut out a hole in the mouth area and i am going back today to see if she will blow me with the bag on.
stay tuned....

 

[Sláinte xxxx]

Oh my fuckin' g-d -- is this what happens from too much mongerin' ???

will my head explode and will I find myself begging some old hag to blow me and fuck me??? will I try to DATY her in my deranged intoxicifaction w/ Canti's & Man's irresistible reviews???

shit - hopefully not yet!!! alas I'm unemployed and broke and think I'll save my limited funds for some hottie that they've recommended elsewhere!

oy, vill I regret dat choice 2.... have I 2 long respected them from afar to ultimately find that backed up gizzum has mucked up their minds and overall judgement???

what's an unemployed / bald monger to do these days???

thanks g-d I decided to keep my trench coat in da closet 4 now!

you guys are way too funny!!! laughed my ass off - esp the blackout and not remembering the agreed to tip!! thanks for a good laff!! but now I'm really starting to wonder about you guys....

help me lord!!!!

 

[Nate[Coder]]

He was being facetious ..

 

[strawberristarz16]

Reality shows are staged, Jasmine keeps you on your monger toes


Standard equipment when entering and leaving her building

 

[StopAdmin]

Cantinflas and you guys need to have your own reality show. lol I laugh so hard I drop my laptop, Damm I got to give Jasmine a call but got to find my trench coat, hat and shades first.......

 

[So tel C to Pro]

After reading Canti's review and laughing my ass off, I called him to congratulate him on his journey into the mouth of madness.
Our relationship is a starnge one because he is a geek and I am sort of a trouble maker but we are best of friends. So we went back and forth on his visit to the Scary Sherry of Massages. He convinced me to go and suffer through an hour of a good massage and see if I can hold out for a handjob.

I made my appointment and I think I spied a monger exiting the building in stealth mode. So once I arrive and see Jasmine, all I can think is Cantinflas is one crazy son of a bitch. Yes she is older but not appealing on the eyes either but he said her massage is rather good. So on to the table and 45 minutes later I felt fucking great, she must have pulled out all the stops on this massage. She had me turn over and was working on my legs when she grabs my cock and asks if she can work on this. Embarrassingly I closed my eyes and asked for a blow job. She said "i can do" and she started sucking on my cock and balls. In the back of my mind I was tempted to fuck her and she also remarked "this i can do". I bet she can, she gave me the wetest and greatest ball licking around. She asked that I don't cum in her mouth but I dropped a load down her throat that made her gagged and yell at me in chinese. I assured her of a good tip and then she went back to the hoover on my cock to suck out every bit of jizz left.

After we were done and I cleaned up a bit, I paid and made a motion to her hair where she still had some of my DNA dripping down. She laughed and I made my way out and copied the previous monger out.

We all can knock her for her age and looks but I can see once she gets you aroused she grabs on and you lose grip of reality. I can see there are alot of undercover mongers visiting her.

 

[noman]

It's providers like this that make my life complete.
On your dying bed, trust me, you will remember this one.

 

[rposzich]

Well Canti I just canceled my cable. I could read your stuff all day... keep it up!!!!

 

[utynhsnq]

We Jews are afraid of no one


Yes..


You are the only one that knows I really wanted to fuck her.


She was on my Bucket list


After what she did to my cock, would you want too;0

 

[shaz.18xx]

Does this Jasmine kiss customers? With tongue or without?

 

[FOB]

She changes aliases as many times as canti adds to his
successful trident endeavors.

 

[ElvCheauoo]

canti that is brilliant