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So I am sure everyone has heard of this funny before.

A prostitute was pulled over by a cop and was "told maam, you can't be selling yourself," Then the prostitute replied and said that, Sir, I am not selling myself, I am selling condoms with free pussy samples.
 
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  47. luckywellness:
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  48. Annie Spa:
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  50. ForeverWarden:
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