Lauren @Lexa

[macho man]

My rusty old bike bounced out of the neverending potholes on my way to Lexa, as I felt the spray of filthy water on my face. Battling the rain & strong winds, I was crazy enough to venture out to see a lady that had been on my to do list for quite some time. Armed with confidence after reading VBB's review, I made a quick pit-stop at the LCBO just north of Sherway Gardens (they have a nice selection) for some celebration cheer for the evening.

The bottles slammed against the metal basket and I cursed loudly, figuring I'd probably have a few empties by the time I made it home. No, not from drinking them during my session, but from the abuse they were taking on the Toronto roads.

Alderwood (the area where Lexa is located) has a few spas along Brown's Line, but after the wild coast down the ramp from the 427, I usually stop at the Sunoco station for a breather, then slowly manage to pedal past the adult video shop and park my bike in front of Lexa. No need to use a chain/lock in this area, right?

I entered, rang the circular bell, and waited for the door to open. I hear a giggle inside (I guess the girls looked through the peep-hole and found my appearance humorous), some scurrying sounds, and then the door opened.
I had met Lauren before, while entering or exiting various other session, and I wondered why I had waited so long to see this buxom beauty. She had a nice outfit on that accentuated her extremely ample assets, and a smile that went from ear to ear.

"Hi! It's nice to see you! Are you my last appointment?" Lauren asked in a really inviting voice. "Yep, It's just me", I feebly replied.
Lauren invited me into one of the rooms, and provided me with the customary towel and cotton robe for my shower. She collected the door fee, and I departed down the hall to freshen up.

The shower seemed to work better today, and the water seemed to wash away most of my stress from the brutal ride down to Lexa. I dried off, and made my way back to the room. Lauren entered within a few minutes carrying a pitcher. A part of me hoped it was filled with vodka'n'seven pick-me-ups, but I knew it was the soapy water wash for the finish.

Lauren wasted little time. We chatted for a little, then she got down to business. Her massage skills were good, and she made an effort to listen to my suggestings and requests. Did I mention that she has beautiful, huge tits?
I locked my eyes on them while I was on my back, and I enjoyed the view for the remainder of the session.
Lauren was able to chat up a nice session with me, and it seemed that we hit it off well. Shockingly, the half hour was over, and I wondered where the time went. Did I mention that she has amazing, beautiful, huge tits?

Quite a few gents have commented on Lauren's excellent phone manners, and I must also add my two ounces worth: Her phone skills are second to none! Also, her session was excellent. She managed to remove any remaining stress that the shower didn't reach earlier, and she really did try very hard to please my every whim and want.

After the top-option session, Lauren escorted me down the hall, helping to carry the bags of LCBO bottles back to my bike, gave me a nice hug (mmm, those great hooters!) and a affectionate kiss on the cheek and handed me my scratched and dented bike helmet. As I turned around, she gave me a nice pat on my backside and sent me off into the wild smog yonder.

The sun had managed to push away some of the rain and clouds, and the ride up the 427 ramp seemed easier now. I decided to check out some liquor home delivery services as an alternative to picking up my essentials. Hey, maybe I can get Lauren to order them in for me, then I can pick them up from her after my next session with her! Naw, its probably better if I get them delivered direct. Hopefully they'll have some beautiful ex-mpa delivery ladies that I can invite in to sample the goods with me!

I'll be back to see Lauren!

 

[Brittany Reid]

Excellent Review Al !!!

And YES you did mention it.

VBB

 

[chrissy b]

Oh baby.....

To quote a famous show:

"They're real, and they're spectacular!!!"

 

[mikeyg]

Hit the bar right afterwork again, didn't you ?

Forgot to say thanks for the review, besides I still owe you one for all the help you provided on my Bgirl inquiries in the past.

Always a great time with Lauren. She works at Gemini during weekdays as well.

VBB

 

[#2 yankeesfan]

Happy hour is a good way to warm up before a nice session, don't you think?

Speaking of Happy????????

AC

 

[Kelly M]

I took Al's advice and saw Lauren last night. A wonderful time was had by all! Thanks for the tip, Al.