While Quantities Last
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1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for
leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my
land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.
2.This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an
employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please
leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an
employee who was performing his
daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a
week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only
one responsible for it,please
grant me 10 days leave."
5.Another employee applied for half day leave
as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10
o-clock and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one
day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering
from headache. I request you to
leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the
headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me
leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please
refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of
leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I
am her only husband at home I may
be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the
well."
13.A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!
)for the past several years and
I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.
leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my
land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.
2.This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an
employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please
leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an
employee who was performing his
daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a
week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only
one responsible for it,please
grant me 10 days leave."
5.Another employee applied for half day leave
as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10
o-clock and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one
day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering
from headache. I request you to
leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the
headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me
leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please
refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of
leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I
am her only husband at home I may
be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the
well."
13.A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!
)for the past several years and
I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.