Lisa's Golden Hands from CL a Nightmare!!!! (514) 243-8007

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Hello everyone,
It has been a long time since I posted here but I just HAD to come back to warn you all about an encounter that I had with a private MP today. Her name is Lisa and advertises as "Lisa's Golden Hands" on Craigslist.

I called her up and asked her for information. She gives the usual russian memorized description: Swedish, Californian, Relaxation, very good full body massage. Tells me she is good looking. I ask her what she looks like and she says "you're looking to marry me?". This should have been clue number one.
She says $50.00 all included so I figured how bad can it be.

She receives in an apartment building near the corner of St-Marc and St-Catherine Street.

I go upstairs to her room and as soon as she opens the door I am struck with a horrible odor of B.O. like I had never experienced with anyone before. She has a very unattractive face and she was just wrapped in some time of wrap around dress.

I wanted to bolt right then and there but I wasn't thinking. You've all been there and know what I'm talking about. She leads me into her massage room which actually has a real massage table with what seemed to be a fresh sheet on it. I undress in front of her and lay down. She immediately looks at my body, rubs me for a second and takes out her gigantic but totally unattractive breasts. She is maybe 5'6 and I'm sure at least 170lbs and I am sure that this is a very conservative estimate. She has shorter dark hair. I cannot describe her face mostly because I tried to avoid looking at it.

She has no massage skills at all and talks way too much. Tried to rub her tits on my back but it was just horrible.

I turn over and she starts massaging me and it was just the weirdest, worst massage ever. When I was face down on the table the smell was tolerable but when i turned over it was unbearable. I couldn't take it. I forced myself to finish, got up and got dressed. Paid her the $50.00 for the hour which i ended after 35 minutes and left feeling much much much worse than I had when I walked in.

I have to say that she was very kind and friendly. She asks way to many questions and talks too much. Needs a good scrubbing. She tries hard and put on some lingerie halfway through the massage "just for me" but her talking about her various lovers of different ages was just too much for me.

No matter what a good deal you think you are getting, just stay home and take a nap instead of going to this woman.

If this person has been written about somewhere else on this board I apologize but after a quick search I could not find her so I started this new thread.

This is the definition of taking one for the team. If anyone has any good value indies that they can recommend me it would be greatly appreciated.

Good luck to all and thank you for all your good reviews that have steered me well in the past.

Face: 0
Body: 0
Massage: 2
Cleanliness: 0
Attitude: 4
Handjob: 2
Cuteness: -10