Lotus Spa...what a bad session

[lucy lui]

I was at the Pro earlier having a drink....all the usual suspects were there, but I didn't feel like getting a dance.

So I decided to check out Lotus Spa around the corner. I walked in, there were 4 mpa's...none were very eye catching but I stayed anyways. I decided on Kaleda, she is equadorian, 5'6", B-cup and had blonde highlights. I paid her $120 (40 door + 80 BS). I grabbed a shower but there was no hot water....so I ended up freezing my $%#@# off. She walks in, undresses, but leaves her white socks and running shoes on - she ask if it was alright b/c it was cold....I said no problem.

The massage consisted of squeezing my legs then my mid section then my sholders. This was done for about 5 mins....then she ask me to flip over. I ask if I could massage her for a bit...she obliged, proceeds to lie down and crosses her legs....so I'm thinking no touching below the belt. I massage her for a bit, then she asks if I wanted to lie down. Since I was bored b/c of the restrictions...I said sure. As soon as I lie down, she oils up mr. happy....and to borrow a phrase from leon...she went up and down..up and down...up and down...up and down. Then I realize she wasn't going to give my BS (which I already paid for). I asked her about the BS (she didn't really look enthusastic about it). The BS was...back and forth...back and forth...back and forth...back and forth. I became so bored that Mr. Happy b/c Mr. Shrinkage. After 3 mins...she got off the table and released me.

There was no 'tease' portion of the program what so ever. I have to admit this has been one of the worst sessions I've had in a long time. The funny thing was....I think I was her first customer (11 pm) of the night...it wasn't like she had a long day. The place was pretty dead.

Oh well...you take the good...you take the bad and there you have...the facts of life...

 

[Flick]

Stay away guys, i saw her two weeks ago and my session was almost exactly the same but she was wearing high heels not sneakers during my session.

 

[Blood Python Fanatic]

BS is overrated. I've yet to have an earth-shattering one. I've had a couple of good ones, but I might just have been real horny. Kinda like when you're hungry, anything tastes like the best meal ever.

That's why I usually opt for the NR, save the money and the dissapointment.

 

[Julie loves Hoochieboy!]

What time were you in at the Pro? If I had seen you there I would have smacked you around a bit for thinking of going to Lotus. But I would only have charged $50 for this. Wasn't it you who asked about Lotus last week? Didn't we tell you not to go there? (other than Lotus himself) So you must be punished for not listening to us. Punishment will be decided upon by the group.

 

[minus 10]

i was at the pro around 10 pm

i wanted to check out a MP that i haven't check out before and massageplanet.net had very little if any reviews of this place....plus some massageplanet.netites told me there were one or two gems in there

...unfortunately, they were not working last night - and the session suck large

 

[rhywherne]

You know better than that WH! Never go against the collective, no matter what a few lone voices say!!!!!!!!

 

[Child of the grave]

The little head wins again....
Sorry to hear about the bad session

 

[Lawrie]

STAY AWAY!

i was ripped off at this place big time.

 

[Little Angel]

How can there be no teasing before the finale? Thanks for the warning guys.

 

[angel lovs wrestling!]

There should be a boycott from everyone of this place. Stop throwing away good money for bad service...