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Marriage jokes, and few more fresh ones

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There are 3 rings in a marriage...
Engagement ring...
Wedding ring...
Suffer ring!

Why would you want to marry a geologist?
They'll make your bed rock.

My wife told me that none of my bee jokes are funny.
I told her that really stung.

Monk goes to heaven and is studying in the Library. Suddenly he screams with grief and rage.
"It says celebrate!"

What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the bible?
An eighth-theist.

A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C.
Everyone said he was crazy,
but he was 0K.

Why aren't koalas considered bears?
They don't have the koalafications

Marriage jokes, and few more fresh ones
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