I was on my bicycle yesterday and happened by this place. Sign out front said something about "meilleure detente", and I couldn't resist. But oh how I wish I had! I walk in and there is a really cute (but slightly chubby) quebecoise sitting behind the desk. She is somewhat cold and dry, tells me she is available, as is another woman, who peeks her head out, and I notice immediately she is about 20 years older. Hmmm... do I take the beautiful and young but cold quebecoise, or the older blonde? I went for the youth. First she tells me $40 for a half-hour, $45 for 45 minutes, so I take the 45 minutes. I only have 20s and she has no change, so I suggest we work it out in the tip.
I go into the room and undress and she comes in. Immediately hits me with the options -- topless with release ($60!), bottomless with release ($80!), thai ($100). I told her I thought the prices were a bit steep, but she told me it was worth it. Not true! But I went for the topless because the breasts looked mighty good (C-cup). I lay down on the table and she takes off her shirt and bra immediately. Then proceeds to give me a quick, mediocre oily massage.
After 15 minutes she tells me she's not going to have change, so do I want to just do 30 minutes instead of 45? Fine (ARGH!). She tells me to turn over and starts to rub Mr. Happy laboriously. I'm not sure he even wanted to be called Mr. Happy at that moment. I've never enjoyed being touched less. I was going soft every minute. I started asking questions: how old? 19. How long there? One week! I told her I didn't think this was the job for her (i.e, "YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT THIS!"). She didn't even want to look at me, she said she was shy. (Was it me? I usually get decent mileage with MPs. I may not be the most handsome man in the world, but I do ok. So I'm not taking this one personally.)
Then she says, let me know before you shoot, she doesn't want it on her hands! OMG! What a rip off. The only plus was I got to touch her beautiful breasts and she had amazing soft skin. But I had to finish myself. For $100!
A TOTAL RIP OFF. AVOID.
/martin/