Men Are Like...

[it is occupied]

Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food
on the table.

Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but
otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but
that's about it.

Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that
bright.

Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.

Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get
the hang of it.

Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep
up your legs.

There's more

Men are like..... Coffee.
Warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.


Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.


Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

And finally

"men" r complete by themselves but women do have "men" in them