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If "tomb" is pronounced "toom", "womb" is pronounced "woom" then shouldn't...
"bomb" be pronounced "BOOM".
I asked a pretty, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
When you go to church in the morning you say, "Amen." p>
Cunninghams Law - "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".
But what is of Coleโs Law?
Itโs thinly slice cabbage and mayo.
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism.
It's a light sentence.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For hispanic attacks.
NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to all the aliensโฆ
They are calling it Apollo G!
It was a bleak day when we heard about the explosion down at the animal shelterโฆ
It was raining cats and dogs!
#joke #monday
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Monday, 12 June 2023
"bomb" be pronounced "BOOM".
I asked a pretty, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
When you go to church in the morning you say, "Amen." p>
Cunninghams Law - "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".
But what is of Coleโs Law?
Itโs thinly slice cabbage and mayo.
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism.
It's a light sentence.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For hispanic attacks.
NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to all the aliensโฆ
They are calling it Apollo G!
It was a bleak day when we heard about the explosion down at the animal shelterโฆ
It was raining cats and dogs!
#joke #monday
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Monday, 12 June 2023