MPA's in MP's

[_starwarspezfreak_]

Anyone have a MPA go to the washroom in the middle of a session? If they did, was it in the same room that you were getting your massage in?

 

[shellyannwalters]

Who would agree to being massaaged in the washroom?

 

[Frigtasticism]

LOL thats exactly what I was thinking when I read this. Who puts a toilet in a room, or who massages in the bathroom? hehehe

 

[Powderpuff]

I dunno maybe you have a washroom fetish

 

[?Ashlyn?]

Platinum. The last room has a separate 2-piece bathroom attached to it. I've never had an attendant use that bathroom when in session with me though.

Years back, at IT, Paige had to excuse herself from the room to go pee. She just finished a 2 hour session with a regular and had to quickly get into my room as, even with 2 hours, she ran over time. She appologized for having to duck out but explained the reasoning. This was the only time it has happened to me. Usually they have the time before entering your room to go to the bathroom.

 

[LenaLumpLump]

I stand corrected


and yes, I have seen girls doing 2+ hr sessions leave to pee...LOL

 

[Scott]

I've done it with an MPA (separate washrooms of course) when the feeling was mutual or after a rigorous massage routine. In an hour session, sometimes there's time for a break to do that.

 

[hey gemma!]

I wonder if the session time is still running if the customer or mpa uses the washroom? Do you guys ask the MPA if she does take a #1 or 2 to shower afterwards?

 

[gato25]

Your session time is yours to spend as you choose which includes holding it or going down the hall while the clock runs. But you're paying her for time w/ you, not at the Porcelain Altar. A gentleman might not quibble about a couple of lost minutes, and can express a legitimate cleanliness concern that can be quickly taken care of in an in-room shower. However demanding a clock-stopping full shower might as well be a session ender. Better to turn it into a reverse shower-massage, 'just to avoid any embarrassing discussion of toilet habits' not because you don't trust.

And if you're gonna spend intimate time w/ strange, naked women, you're gonna need to cope w/ bad smells (just like they cope w/ ours) or learn that they do happen and can be talked about non-judgementally.

 

[carmenlafond]

What a useless thread. I mean really, what kind of spas do you frequent? Ask them about #1 or #2????

 

[whay????]

what a useless post!

 

[dontheturner]

If an MPA had to pee I would ask them to pee on me. There would be no mess as I can usually swallow it as quickly as it comes out. I would increase the tip sizably if she did.

 

[pictureperfect]

Ahhhhhhh....memories from last night at one of my fave MPs.
lol
But what another great reason for a golden shower

 

[KendrickWarren]

same is the case here. did swallow a lot of times in BPS

 

[SSSSS]

oh yeah sure, way back in the day. EntertainmentMan2000 get ready.

Session just starting and mpa announces she has to pee. It's quite the mpa predicament trifecta: naked + oily hands + full bladder!

For a second she actually sounded like she seriously wanted my advice:

Go to the ladies room.
No I can't I'm naked and have oily hands.
Use the shower.
No I can't I'm a lady. She actually said that. I wonder if I can use the wastebasket?

EntertainmentMan2000 masmassageplanet.netating furiously yet?

Use the shower like everybody else, much cleaner.
My friend at another spa had this happen and she told me she used the waste basket.
Go ahead, use the waste basket.
So she hauls it out from the wall, squats, and tells me not to look at her.
I look at her.

I'm listening to Niagara Falls thinking how silly and unpractical girls are. Just use the shower, run the water, what's the issue?

Session restarts, finishes, she actually collects the waste basket bag with the laundry and heads out the door. I'm hoping another mpa is stressing out running down the hall in her 8" stripper shoes and collides with pee bag mpa sending pee everywhere, a variant of the always funny pantsfalldown-slipandfall ploy.

Today it's not me doing the walk of shame leaving the mp, it's pee bag mpa!

EntertainmentMan2000 I hope you had a good masmassageplanet.netation pee fantasy session.

 

[nowhereman]

Great post!! roflol

 

[Gabriella]

go and see your favourite SP/MPA..I think you've been cuckolded long enough!

p.s. I think you should look into seeing if your insurance covers any physchiatric costs!

 

[misty-dawn]

I just saw this post. All I can say: "Priceless" - roflol

 

[Shaun]

I once had 2 pee and the MPA told me to pee in the sink.

 

[Cheyanne]

I used to frequent a place in Montreal that had one room which had its own in room bathroom. Closed door to the toilet and sink. The shower was in the room like most showers are. That was essentially my room at that place. When I booked an appointment, that room was automatically assigned to me. I sometimes had 2 hour sessions with my regular lady and we sometimes had a drink or two, so the bathroom came in very handy.