MPAsquared

[Banana Chicken Head]

So the point of this thread is to show how great MPAsquared is but newbies aren't allowed to grace her table? you have to give us a little something here. We're all hobbyists afterall.

 

[texascool]

I haven't laughed so hard in ages...LMAO

 

[Dhan Noon]

Decided to drop in to grace MPAsquared`s table . Was greeted by a sweet girl and proceeded to meet the rest of the staff on hand . Well she was the only one available and decided to stay and GLAD that I did . Into the room took the thirty min option and into the shower . This place is nice and clean . So in comes this sweet heart , some small talk and she started off with a nice massage just right and some perfect teasing to get my attention if you know what I mean , nice conversation and I had the feeling this was going to good just by the way she moved and her personality was very warm and had a few laughs together so anyways she asks what type of massage would I like ? I opted for the B/S of course . Off come the clothes and here we go !!!!! She can really move on that table . She has the best set of nipples that I have seen in a while and all the right curves in the right places . But what impressed me the most was the way she seemed like she was really into it or maybe we just clicked ? So back to the slide some very nice views , she was very responsive to my touches and had me on the edge of blowing !!! Her finish was amazing ( all within the limits ) I must have shot across the room or at least it felt like it . So nice warm towel to clean me up and a shower , some small talk again nice big hug and off to have a great day with a big smile !!!!

Please no PM`s on this one
Overall repeat---- For sure !!
Thats all folks .

 

[Cliff Jumper]

I was just following my good friends suggestion
G-man

 

[IWonder]

The thing is...this review is so generic it could be about anyone!

 

[Mr. Ed]

Why would you use her massageplanet.net handle . She seems to guard her privacy so if we don't know what Spa or what her MPA name is what is the point of this review . Does she book through PM's ?

 

[Mount Analogue]

LMAO . Now that was entertaining .

 

[Olive Crayon]

I think that was the point

 

[Arron O]

Hey to all the providers that I haven't talked to in a while, send me a PM. Want to see how things are going with you, and at the same time look cool and in the know by posting this on the board.

 

[hephaestus]

Exactly. I don't have to know who she really is..but really, there was no point to this review. We all know MPA2 is great; with or without a review.

On the other hand I don't wanna make 694me feel like he's being ganged up on here so, thanks for the review anyways.

 

[Emily H]

You all have to realize that the MPAsquared identity issue is a complicated riddle like in one of those Dan Brown books such as the DaVinci Code. First off the name MPAsquared has tremendous significance, and if you understood what that significance is you would be very close to identifying her. Then you have to re-read all of her posts for she has sprinkled them with clues to her identity and her location. The posts where she responds to or is responded to by a certain member who pretends to be an Arab nobleman are the most significant.
Then look at the reviews of her. You will see that they are not reviews at all but with a little study you will see that they disguise algebraic equations that once solved will give you part of an address and map co-ordinates. If you read her reviews of massageplanet.netites, again you will discover that they are not just reviews but are laden with symbolism. Once you interpret the symbolism you will be able to determine:
1. Her schedule.
2. Her menu.
3. Her prices.
4. Her FAQ.
Why all this effort? Well its alot cheaper than advertising on massageplanet.net, and much more attention getting than having one of those contests to "Win a Free Session."
I am almost there. I have understood her name. I have seen the equations. Now I am working on the symbolism. I am just around the corner!

 

[Fontofall]

We should all respect Square's desire for privacy. She is one of the straightest shooters on the Board. Let's not chase her away. BTW: She and I never agree on anything but that is fine. That's why we have CIVILIZE debates.

 

[H.O.P.P.E.R.]

This review and thread was waste of time. As she don't want to expose her identity or from which MP, then why this review. It is not fun it is waste of time..
Sorry I am not rude but please be sensible.

 

[Danny G]

Unfortunately my experience with MPAsquared was 180 degree opposite what I read in this review.
Tried two time and have very poor service both time.
I don't think she have improved her services in just 4 months.
If she really did then all I can say ....
nothing....

 

[Mattie]

I think its just a matter of this guy wanting to crow from the roof tops and perhaps he feels that by tooting her horn here she might fall in love with him useless point to this review

 

[alrighty then.]

HAHAHA u guys are killing me today! HAHAHA

me? a bad session? ya I've had a few, but BAD SERVICE?? NEVER! lol

 

[Im a mexican muslim]

You decided to drop in to see her, but she was the only one available and decided to stay.......

 

[Voelven]

I don't have a long history in the MP Forum. I thought that MPAsquared is the square root of MPA. That is MPA times two.

Also, I think that same as "Deep Throat" MPAsquared will reveal herself at a place and time of her choosing.

 

[Amrud the Tacosupremo!]

I agree, this review is useless and I am sure she wouldn't book through PM's. I honestly don't want to know who she is this way, my fantasy stays alive.

 

[ayrond A]

She likes attention. Nothing wrong with that.

I'm still lying in the weeds, but I made my guess, and it turned out to be wrong. It would be way too expensive to work my way through every B-class MP in the GTA to find her.

What's interesting is that she has PM'd me at least twice since then, asking if I was any closer to figuring out her "secret identity." It just seems like too much work to be part of the "secret club".

I'd like to see her, just to see what all the fuss is about, but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

So....if someone wants to let me in on the "inside info" via PM, that would great, if not....what-ev....