MP's aim intentional?

[Pompal 09.]

Well finally took the plung and ventured into the world of MP's. Dove in head first as i visited 2 locations yesterday. I won't say where and who as they are probably over-reviewed as they are. I also don't want to say anything that might be illegal. I do want to thank the reviewers though as they really helped with my choices and everything worked out well in that regard. Overall everything was great as far as I'm concerned. I have no frame of reference to compare it to. The finish of the second visit did irk me a little and has left me with a couriosity that needs to be resolved. While the first lady used her hand to block the shot the second seemed to aim it right at me and had I not have jerked my head violently to the right I may have lost my left eye. This is not a big deal but has left me wondering if it was intentional as it can't be from lack of experience on the lady's part. Is this some kind of contest/game the girls play. Is there a betting pool for who gets closer? Anyone have any experience to share with me on this one?

 

[annmic]

Congratulations on joining the ranks son. Try and be a bit of a team player here, your review is lacking some important details. Keep in mind this is a board for sharing information. It's a balance of give and take, you can't keep taking without giving remember that. I rate your review on a scale of 1-10 pretty much a 2, almost pointless. Better luck next time.

 

[evolution is a muthafuka]

Well since you decided to completely skip the purpose of my post I'll skip yours and say that on a dick head scale of 1-10 your a 9.

 

[life-lover]

and if I get any more replies like yours when I do see someone that hasn't already been reviewed a thousand times I won't say a word about it even if its an incredible find that has yet to be discussed

 

[nestprop]

I think in many cases they are just trying not to hit themselves in the head....and that means its coming our way. I had it shoot over my head once and hit the mirror! that was huge.

I remeber a buddy of mine in college always got nagged as he told us a story about jerking off and he accidently shot himself in the mouth....thats gotta be the worst and Im sure is worth 3 points in an MP league.

oh and Goodfriend when you feel as if someone is nagging you like -- just ignore it - there is no sense in arguing over useless crap. Its a waste of time. And your post is such that you are taking it out on the whole board. There is no gain in this.

Cheers CJ>

 

[My 3 Boys]

Hey Good (dammit, why coundn't you pick a different handle, since I don't really want to shorthand your handle to GF)

Some MPAs have really good aim with the hose. Sometimes I get the over-her-shoulder, over-my-shoulder and almost-got-your-face shots. While other MPAs don't even think/care where you shoot. The best thing to do is give the MPA warning before the release. If it still gets near your eye, well dammit, next time try to get it in hers!!!

And easy there GoodFriend. BIGGUNS was telling to share. Sharing will help you gain the trust of other members. Can't you take criticism? Even though an MPA has been reviewed to death, it's always good to give a review. It helps other new members feel comfortable in sharing their experience. You can't just use massageplanet.net for your own purposes. Share.

"and if I get any more replies like yours when I do see someone that hasn't already been reviewed a thousand times I won't say a word about it even if its an incredible find that has yet to be discussed "

Comments like that certainly won't get you any friends on this board.

 

[Guitar Guy]

Yes I can take critisicm. I made the reason for the lack of detail clear and don't see the purpose of repeating what's already been said. When I have something I think others can benefit from I will post it. I bet if I said what's already been said someone would tell me about that too. Anyway if I was wrong about BIGGUNS just being a dick then i apologise but I bet I wasn't. I find most people who like to call others "son" are condescending types and generally dicks. Again if I'm wrong sorry. Hard to tell without the tone of voice that goes with a statement.

 

[mJc]

Reegarding the following comment:

"and if I get any more replies like yours when I do see someone that hasn't already been reviewed a thousand times I won't say a word about it even if its an incredible find that has yet to be discussed "

GoodFriend when you recently got your kindergarden report card I bet in the comments section it said "does not play welll with others". You baby

 

[John Murdock]

GoodFriend, It seems to me that you can't take any critisicm and I did't see anything wrong from BIGGUNS comment, he was polite and helpful on how to make your next reveiw better. You have to learn to be co-operative with others on this board.

 

[Elisha Rocks <3]

You can tell them when you're cumming if you're worried about where it's going. I find the most fun is to try to conceal when you're going to cum and just "let it fly". I'm happiest when I soil the room to the max.

 

[ex0tic_barbiie]

Well thank you BIGGUNS for confirming my suspicion. This board is good for reading purposes only. Too many dick heads just waiting for someone to say something they can criticize. The opinion now seems to be that I can't take criticism. I gladly accept criticism when it at least remotely relates to what I was talking about. It's like I said "hey look at my apple" and he said"your orange is ugly". Wheres the opinion on why some retard who can't read is criticizing my post. He says my review sux and its not even a review let alone an attempt at one. He tells me the board is for sharing information while he provides none. Then some other brainiac chirps in on how he was only trying to help me improve my reviews. Again its not a review. For the guys who actually addressed/realized the point thank you. I now feel comfortable that having to be worried about where it lands and the girl not making sure it doesn't hit you, is a normal part of the process. At the very least I hope this thread provided some entertainment in exchange for the info. Well back to my adventures. Nice talking to ya's.

Signed,

Permanent Lurker

 

[#$^!#^&!]

good friend.... don't worry about it...I read your post and got the meaning behind it

...as for the shoot and miss release...sometimes mpas are in awe if you shoot like peter north...others just don't want to touch the stuff...less risk I guess...then there are those who want a quick clean up

...now this makes me wonder about the cleanliness of the floor right around the table...here goes another paranoia...I would prefer a mpa who at least had some concern on the direction...but also enjoyed finishing the job well....

 

[Relheok]

Hey new guy you'll realize soon a review about your "total" experience is worth more than satisfying your own curiosity about your jizz hitting you in the eye. As far as providing info good luck reaching my current level of a total of 71 posts and counting on this board. Just to inform you, you currently have 8 you rookie. As far as critisim goes I'm gonna keep throwing a curve at all the newbies and other massageplanet.net members that make posts I disagree with. Don't let me scare off anyone from posting reviews, that is not my intention I'm sure some people won't be happy but it might weed out all the fags.
Like you GoodFriend.

PS I hope your jizz hits you square in the forehead next time.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Heh heh Its a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. A beautiful day in the neighbourhood...

 

[SwimIsAwesome =]]

Hey GF, why don't you ease up on the name calling. You're the first one who started calling names.



You're the first one that took the first crack at someone. He called you "son", did that really hurt your feelings?



Appearently from your posts you can't take criticism at all.



As I said before, people like reviews. But you also said:



So basically you don't really care to share any real information, but just to use this board and other members to get info. Fair enough, but don't publicy say you do this.



Hey idiot, I never said you gave a review, only that people like reading reviews, so if you post one maybe people will be more receptive of you. If it's possible for you to calm down and stop calling people names, maybe you can reread my first post before calling people retard!

 

[iojhyt675]

I think GoodFriend was just asking about them pointing the pistol. Being only a pistol, this seems to have offended BIGGUN. I think it all boils down to a size question. What he's saying GoodFriend, is that when you post, it has to be a "BIGONE". Since BIGGUN'S posting level is LARGE, but comphrension level is SMALL this has resulted in starting a BIG flame war. I think we all need to get a life. Read the original post, it had nothing to do with the lady who aimed the gun, but where she aimed it. Again, as I said above, it all comes down to size and I think someone should change their handle from BIG to SMALL.

joe...

 

[Joyce B]

Fuel to the fire

 

[???]

I take her hand and use it to block the shot, I've learned from too many experiences that you can't trust the girl's aim/timing combo.

see attached photo

 

[Mary P]

what photo?
if it's a pic of you or some other dude shooting their load, i'd prefer not to see

with regards to the original topic, there've been occasions where i've had to move to avoid being self-shot on...luckily no actual instances. But I think it depends on the MPA, as I've unfortunately had experiences where she is totally not into the session, wants you to finish as soon as you can so she can leave, and she just tugs as hard as she can without even watching what's going on or where it's going. I'd think that the more popular and pleasant ladies would ensure that there's no self-hit just to add to the quality of the session.

 

[The Engineer]

I attach the photo, and nothing happens . . .

IE on a Mac, what's the problem?