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A young man boarded the Ansett flight from Cairns to Melbourne. Hostess notices newspaper parcel under his arm.
'Mudcrabs,' he said 'I'm taking them for a gourmet meal in Melbourne'
'In that case sir they will be best in the fridge' she said and stowed them accordingly.
After landing at Melbourne the plane taxied across the tarmac with the announcement
'would all passengers please remain seated till the aircraft stops, and would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Cairns please identify himself!'
From the Ansett staff magazine circa 1975.
'Mudcrabs,' he said 'I'm taking them for a gourmet meal in Melbourne'
'In that case sir they will be best in the fridge' she said and stowed them accordingly.
After landing at Melbourne the plane taxied across the tarmac with the announcement
'would all passengers please remain seated till the aircraft stops, and would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Cairns please identify himself!'
From the Ansett staff magazine circa 1975.