My feel

[annie n]

I work too hard for these days. I decide to relax myself in a massage place.When
I came into this place,nobody met me and three rooms closed.I was a little unhappy.Three minutes later, a chinese girl came out of the room, she looks like 25.Her sweet smile and kindness moved me.She asked me to have a shower and wait for ten minutes in another room.She charged me one hour 50 dollars.Ten minutes later, this chinese girl knocked at the door.I answered"Yes" This chinese girl introduced herself to me" My name is VI VI, I come from China, it is my pleasure to serve chinese professional massage for you"When her hands touched my body, I felt so nice,oh,my god,you can not image, what a nice touch! Her hands are so warm,soft and tender.Her magique hands seem to send me to another world. Let me think,where is this world?It is the moon! That's a wonderful world!She massaged me every place of my body and then she had 10 minutes hj with me. I gave her 60 dollars tip. She looked very excited and kissed me. What an unforgetable massage experience I had!

This is a false review to promote his/her massage place/girl. Disregard the glowing review here. User permanently banned.

 

[chris w]

Posting a review without mention the name and address of the place does not help anybody.

 

[WILNA S]

That's a start.
How about an address?
Or at least an area of town?

HG Hunter

 

[brad p]

http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=28110&highlight=315-9074

 

[blue eyed devil]

I used to go to Hong Kong to massage with Theresa. To me she gave a very proper chinese massage with zero options. She never asked or expected a tip but her skills were quite goods. But I agree with you in that the place is dumpy.

 

[Bee+P ? TTC #1 again]

i been there 2 older ladies,one super shy the others fat.nobody will pay them 60.all bullshit

 

[douglowesplace]

Agree with Just Jay and Laura B. on all counts. Is big benis really little cindy? April showers bring May shills!

 

[@ng3l]

I remember Theresa! Very pretty girl. Yeah, she gave a really good massage with no extras, but you didn't mind because the massage was so good. The place itself is a dump. The only other noreworthy girl was Natalia, who was either Russian or Polish (Ukrainian, maybe). She did provide extras but never asked for money. I haven't been here in years, and don't plan to visit ever again.

 

[dan94adibi]

Is that the ShillBuster in your pants or you are having a hard-on, Mr. Oliver?

All right, the credit does not just go to Oliver but a team effort. There's a "Made in China" label on the back of benis.

Throwing tomato cans is too boring. Anything more modern and cool?

 

[ponderingincanada]

I can think of something that involves a car battery and a scream of "Don't tase me, bro"

 

[Expressyourself]

OK,

I normally bust your balls for poorly typed posts, but this one, well, you got me to laugh out loud. Great post dude.

 

[Kathryn]

Tomato CANS?!? Yikes. they used to throw tomatoes and rotten vegetables during the Vaudeville era when an act would stink the joint out.

I'd suggest genetically modified square tomatoes is the object you might find both modern and a satisfying object to hurl.

But then, this has to be the worst shill ever. Idiot couldn't remember to give the name, number and address of the place. How dumb is that>