Here's a new one on me. I was having a great time with a very
pretty lady at New Fantasy. After about 25 minutes of straight sex,
with her moving even when I am not (she was getting off, and I love
that), she pulls away and says she has had her orgasm (she was playing
pretty hard with her fingers on the clit, so I bought it). I had
paid for an hour, so I thought she just wanted a break. You have to
respect a post-orgasm respite. But, no, she wanted to put
me in the sauna. I washed off, with the idea that she might want
a fresher fellow, but she then refused to touch me.
So, there I am out in the hallway, wearing only a white towel and
the shower clogs I take everyhere, complaining to big Oscar. I paid for
an hour. I got a half hour. Oscar tells me that you only get one
shot. Then he goes on to say that you only get one shot at all
places in the world, including Europe and Argentina. Las Vegas, he
says with the confidence of a world traveler.
The truth is that I did not have one shot, and I said so. So this is
where the Marx brothers take over. The pretty little lady gets the
used condom and shows Oscar, who then declares in the hallway
in front of ladies and gents that there is indeed leche in the condom.
He holds it up to the light. Good grief. How do you say pre-cum in
Spanish? Where is Marquez to write this up?
Anyway, Oscar offers me a 1/2 hour freebie with the lady of my choice,
and I have a great time with her. So I have no beef with how I was
treated. For 18,000 colones, I had two super chicks and an
argument that I will die laughing about.
But, my brothers, there is a matter of principle here. In a one hour
appointment, are you automatically limited to one shot (or to the
equivalent in pre-cum)? Can the chica turn on the telly and watch
cartoons for the last 30 minutes? Is this really the policy at any
of the massage parlors? I can't believe that Roberto of Idem would
go for it. But the Columbianas in the BM, that is a different matter.
Oscar and New Fantasy did right by me in the end, and more than right.
But is there a nice way to educate him (assuming I am right here)?
pretty lady at New Fantasy. After about 25 minutes of straight sex,
with her moving even when I am not (she was getting off, and I love
that), she pulls away and says she has had her orgasm (she was playing
pretty hard with her fingers on the clit, so I bought it). I had
paid for an hour, so I thought she just wanted a break. You have to
respect a post-orgasm respite. But, no, she wanted to put
me in the sauna. I washed off, with the idea that she might want
a fresher fellow, but she then refused to touch me.
So, there I am out in the hallway, wearing only a white towel and
the shower clogs I take everyhere, complaining to big Oscar. I paid for
an hour. I got a half hour. Oscar tells me that you only get one
shot. Then he goes on to say that you only get one shot at all
places in the world, including Europe and Argentina. Las Vegas, he
says with the confidence of a world traveler.
The truth is that I did not have one shot, and I said so. So this is
where the Marx brothers take over. The pretty little lady gets the
used condom and shows Oscar, who then declares in the hallway
in front of ladies and gents that there is indeed leche in the condom.
He holds it up to the light. Good grief. How do you say pre-cum in
Spanish? Where is Marquez to write this up?
Anyway, Oscar offers me a 1/2 hour freebie with the lady of my choice,
and I have a great time with her. So I have no beef with how I was
treated. For 18,000 colones, I had two super chicks and an
argument that I will die laughing about.
But, my brothers, there is a matter of principle here. In a one hour
appointment, are you automatically limited to one shot (or to the
equivalent in pre-cum)? Can the chica turn on the telly and watch
cartoons for the last 30 minutes? Is this really the policy at any
of the massage parlors? I can't believe that Roberto of Idem would
go for it. But the Columbianas in the BM, that is a different matter.
Oscar and New Fantasy did right by me in the end, and more than right.
But is there a nice way to educate him (assuming I am right here)?