Review Nico @ Icandy4U

[Frank Underwood]

Happy New Year to all the wolves, I hope everyone had a good rest and spent time with loved ones and family. Do you guys have a New Year's Resolution? I do! I decided that I am going to try at least one girl from every shop advertised at the top of the AZN747 website and write a review about my experience.

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Now that I have stated my mission for this year, let us begin with the review of Nico.

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First, I have to confess that I have seen the Icandy4U site many times before but I have never pulled the trigger because all the girl pictures look fake and too good to be true. It was time to find out, so I texted the agency and inquired about Nico’s availability. The phone booker asked me if I was Asian, and I confirmed with her that I was by talking to her in Mandarin. Then she was asking for proof by requesting I send a picture of myself. I told the booker that I have no issue with sending a deposit instead, but I felt that picture of myself is too intrusive. She did not want to take a deposit from me, then she asked me if I had booked with other shops before, and I gave her a list of 10 different shops. After a few minutes she got back to me and said I was ok to book, so my guess is that she must have contacted at least one of those places to cross reference my number and see if I was telling the truth.

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The location is a townhouse not too far away from Unionville. Parking as others have noted may be an issue since there isn’t any public places to park nearby. Finding the house, I knock on the door and was asked to remove my mask to prove my “Chinese identity” again. I don’t understand the irrational phobia that has ignited the Asian shops after MW got busted, don’t they realize that YRP has Chinese police officers too? Vetted again, I walked into the house and was so happy to see Nico standing before me.

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I immediately liked what I saw. Nico was cute, tiny and slim. Her little ass wiggled with excitement like a puppy awaiting master to come home. The next time I see her I will bring her a puppy outfit! I did not find any resemblance to the pictures at all, but I liked what I saw. She was cute and youthful facially, and I would say she is probably in her early 20s in age. Her teeth were a little crooked, a little wonky, like a village girl with no access to a dentist. Also note that her skin tone is not light or fair, she had a few shades of natural tanned skin even though we are in the middle of winter now. She had a cute high-pitched voice, but I did not get to hear that till we made our way to the bedroom. As we were headed up the stairs, she was very silent, and I was almost worried she would have a “bitch attitude.” With her sweet high-pitched voice, she asked me to take off my clothes and confirmed the donation with me. When she was taking off her clothes, I loved how her tiny slender body was being exposed, I noticed her tits did not look natural and they are not. Her breasts were not very well-made fakes, that was a let down.

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We were off to the shower, where she was helpful in soaping me up but she was stingy sharing her body with me as we showered. She scolded me to remind me to wait till the bedroom before any play. No water flute, but that’s ok. Back in the bedroom, she started things off with a blowjob, but I did not get a chance to taste her pussy because she went for the condom right away. Got on top of my dick and started riding like she was late for a meeting. She was either naturally wet or she prelubed when I did not notice, but I will feed the fantasy and tell myself that she must have been wet for me. I jokingly told her “Babe you will get tired, want to switch positions instead?” and we switched to missionary. She looked at me flirtatiously and asked me “ do you like my tight pussy?” and I responded “that’s all you had to say!” then immediately popped.

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We talked and laughed for the remaining time, and I think she is a very sweet girl. I have noticed on the site that she is Outcalls only now, but I have never done an outcall with this agency so I cannot predict if I will see her again. I would if she was available for incalls. As for the agency, I think that once you get past their “screening” they are ok but they need to do a better job using pictures that resemble the girl.

 

[luvdafurburger]

Is this your session from 3 years ago NoobWolf?

https://www.azn747.com/bbs/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=42920

 

[snoopdoggie]

Happy New Year to all the wolves, I hope everyone had a good rest and spent time with loved ones and family. Do you guys have a New Year's Resolution? I do! I decided that I am going to try at least one girl from every shop advertised at the top of the AZN747 website and write a review about my experience.

*************************************************************************************************************************

Now that I have stated my mission for this year, let us begin with the review of Nico.

*************************************************************************************************************************

First, I have to confess that I have seen the Icandy4U site many times before but I have never pulled the trigger because all the girl pictures look fake and too good to be true. It was time to find out, so I texted the agency and inquired about Nico’s availability. The phone booker asked me if I was Asian, and I confirmed with her that I was by talking to her in Mandarin. Then she was asking for proof by requesting I send a picture of myself. I told the booker that I have no issue with sending a deposit instead, but I felt that picture of myself is too intrusive. She did not want to take a deposit from me, then she asked me if I had booked with other shops before, and I gave her a list of 10 different shops. After a few minutes she got back to me and said I was ok to book, so my guess is that she must have contacted at least one of those places to cross reference my number and see if I was telling the truth.

*************************************************************************************************************************

The location is a townhouse not too far away from Unionville. Parking as others have noted may be an issue since there isn’t any public places to park nearby. Finding the house, I knock on the door and was asked to remove my mask to prove my “Chinese identity” again. I don’t understand the irrational phobia that has ignited the Asian shops after MW got busted, don’t they realize that YRP has Chinese police officers too? Vetted again, I walked into the house and was so happy to see Nico standing before me.

*************************************************************************************************************************

I immediately liked what I saw. Nico was cute, tiny and slim. Her little ass wiggled with excitement like a puppy awaiting master to come home. The next time I see her I will bring her a puppy outfit! I did not find any resemblance to the pictures at all, but I liked what I saw. She was cute and youthful facially, and I would say she is probably in her early 20s in age. Her teeth were a little crooked, a little wonky, like a village girl with no access to a dentist. Also note that her skin tone is not light or fair, she had a few shades of natural tanned skin even though we are in the middle of winter now. She had a cute high-pitched voice, but I did not get to hear that till we made our way to the bedroom. As we were headed up the stairs, she was very silent, and I was almost worried she would have a “bitch attitude.” With her sweet high-pitched voice, she asked me to take off my clothes and confirmed the donation with me. When she was taking off her clothes, I loved how her tiny slender body was being exposed, I noticed her tits did not look natural and they are not. Her breasts were not very well-made fakes, that was a let down.

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We were off to the shower, where she was helpful in soaping me up but she was stingy sharing her body with me as we showered. She scolded me to remind me to wait till the bedroom before any play. No water flute, but that’s ok. Back in the bedroom, she started things off with a blowjob, but I did not get a chance to taste her pussy because she went for the condom right away. Got on top of my dick and started riding like she was late for a meeting. She was either naturally wet or she prelubed when I did not notice, but I will feed the fantasy and tell myself that she must have been wet for me. I jokingly told her “Babe you will get tired, want to switch positions instead?” and we switched to missionary. She looked at me flirtatiously and asked me “ do you like my tight pussy?” and I responded “that’s all you had to say!” then immediately popped.

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We talked and laughed for the remaining time, and I think she is a very sweet girl. I have noticed on the site that she is Outcalls only now, but I have never done an outcall with this agency so I cannot predict if I will see her again. I would if she was available for incalls. As for the agency, I think that once you get past their “screening” they are ok but they need to do a better job using pictures that resemble the girl.

Happy New Year to you too. Why are they afraid of White Guys?

 

[Frank Underwood]

Is this your session from 3 years ago NoobWolf?

https://www.azn747.com/bbs/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=42920

Happy New Year Wookie!

I hope you are making it your resolution to sharpen your detective skills because they are way off. If you are suggesting that I am Noob Wolf that wrote that review 3 years ago, you are way off.

If I had multiple handles like your husband @xtc27 I would be creating my own broken English language on my posts, or are you trying to tell me that because NoobWolf appears to write in full sentences it must be me?

Also, I will have you know that joining the AZN forum is one of the hardest forums to join. That is why the quality of the information there is superior, because the ownership takes their job and "mission" seriously.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Happy New Year to you too. Why are they afraid of White Guys?

They think that white guys are undercover police officers trying to gather evidence to bust them. After Moonwaiting got shut down, the majority of the shops starting adopting this belief. Actually, it may have been even earlier, because some of the wolves I know have commented about how Moonwaiting during its last days in operation would ask new clients "are you white or Chinese?" and seem to scrutinize the white guys more.

It does not make sense because YRP has a ton of Chinese officers.

 

[xtc27]

Is this your session from 3 years ago NoobWolf?

https://www.azn747.com/bbs/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=42920

Highly likely… FU sez he saw her @ Unionville incall …

Website says she’s outcall only… so I smell a rat again 2…

http://www.icandy4u.ca/

 

[altaguetta]

Happy New Year Wookie!

I hope you are making it your resolution to sharpen your detective skills because they are way off. If you are suggesting that I am Noob Wolf that wrote that review 3 years ago, you are way off.

If I had multiple handles like your husband @xtc27 I would be creating my own broken English language on my posts, or are you trying to tell me that because NoobWolf appears to write in full sentences it must be me?

Also, I will have you know that joining the AZN forum is one of the hardest forums to join. That is why the quality of the information there is superior, because the ownership takes their job and "mission" seriously.

Someone greeted you as Mr. President on AZN. But he doesn't speak Mandarin

https://www.azn747.com/bbs/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=70820&page=1&authorid=334747

BTW. I used this agency once years ago when times were normal. The good old days...

 

[Frank Underwood]

Highly likely… FU sez he saw her @ Unionville incall …

Website says she’s outcall only… so I smell a rat again 2…


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http://www.icandy4u.ca/

I was entertained reading your COVID thread against Jimmy the Retard, and I was reminded that sometimes you can be a smart guy. I see this shit, and then I am reminded again that you are a scummy con ARTIST,

If you are smelling a rat, you are probably smelling yourself old man. Maybe you are just getting a whiff of your wookie lover. Is he coming to cheer you on?

Nico's status was changed to outcalls only within the last few days.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Someone greeted you as Mr. President on AZN. But he doesn't speak Mandarin

https://www.azn747.com/bbs/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=70820&page=1&authorid=334747

BTW. I used this agency once years ago when times were normal. The good old days...

Not entirely sure what your point is about how people address me on the AZN forum. Thank you, I guess.

Are you talking about the good old days without COVID or the good old days when white guys could book at Icandy4U and other Asian agencies?

 

[altaguetta]

Not entirely sure what your point is about how people address me on the AZN forum. Thank you, I guess.

Are you talking about the good old days without COVID or the good old days when white guys could book at Icandy4U and other Asian agencies?

BOTH

 

[xtc27]

I was entertained reading your COVID thread against Jimmy the Retard, and I was reminded that sometimes you can be a smart guy. I see this shit, and then I am reminded again that you are a scummy con ARTIST,

If you are smelling a rat, you are probably smelling yourself old man. Maybe you are just getting a whiff of your wookie lover. Is he coming to cheer you on?

Nico's status was changed to outcalls only within the last few days.

… yer always spoiling 4 a fight, lil man… … or lil woman… invoking my name 2 try 2 boost yer readership…

… actually I did try having convo w JimmyD, since he has posted useful stuff b4 his COVID rants… we actually had some gd talk b4 he retreated in2 “cbc all Liberals” stuff… … u we’re doing ok w jimmy’s 4 a bit then, well… yeah, went downhill… he’s tuff tho…

Take my advice:

1. Cut yer reviews down about 90% … ✂ literally every one = incredibly unreadable wall of text… tl;dr applies
2. Do yer best not 2 continually pick fights w every mbr here & u make way less enemies; yer on ignore list of so many readers here; if other mbrs don’t reply, I dunno u even posted

All those copy&paste reviews kinda wrecked yer credibility, so play nice 4 a while… dudes here have short memories…

… incredibly fun mocking u, & we all get a gd laff… … I’d rather read about & chase down girls tho, so well, it’s up 2u

Most dudes hobbyng = incredibly happy & in gd mood… no mystery there … mebbe u need 2 get out there more, u no?

 

[Frank Underwood]

… yer always spoiling 4 a fight, lil man… … or lil woman… invoking my name 2 try 2 boost yer readership…

… actually I did try having convo w JimmyD, since he has posted useful stuff b4 his COVID rants… we actually had some gd talk b4 he retreated in2 “cbc all Liberals” stuff… … u we’re doing ok w jimmy’s 4 a bit then, well… yeah, went downhill… he’s tuff tho…

Take my advice:

1. Cut yer reviews down about 90% … ✂ literally every one = incredibly unreadable wall of text… tl;dr applies
2. Do yer best not 2 continually pick fights w every mbr here & u make way less enemies; yer on ignore list of so many readers here; if other mbrs don’t reply, I dunno u even posted

All those copy&paste reviews kinda wrecked yer credibility, so play nice 4 a while… dudes here have short memories…

… incredibly fun mocking u, & we all get a gd laff… … I’d rather read about & chase down girls tho, so well, it’s up 2u

Most dudes hobbyng = incredibly happy & in gd mood… no mystery there … mebbe u need 2 get out there more, u no?

You are free to read my review and take from it what you want. If I am on your ignore list then that hurts my feelings, but I know I am not out of your mind. That brings me solace.

If the wookie would put me on his ignore list that would be a dream, and you must remember that, I write my reviews not for you and your cheerleader rimming girlfriend "Wookita." I write them for the readers not the trolls.

If you feel that my review is copied and pasted then prove it, make an actual allegation and back it up. The dumb wookie posted an old review of a girl named Nico, now old man, can you help the wookie understand that the name "Nico" is not copyrighted and it is not even the girl's real name?

Hookers will adopt any name they want for any reason. Nico is not unique in any way.

If you read the review that your lover posted and compare it to mine, it is obvious we are talking about two different girls.

Your bitch is grasping for straws, you should keep scold "it" and teach it the arts of trolling better. I think I got Jimmy all tamed now, you can go read your COVID thread now.

 

[luvdafurburger]

You are free to read my review and take from it what you want. If I am on your ignore list then that hurts my feelings, but I know I am not out of your mind. That brings me solace.

If the wookie would put me on his ignore list that would be a dream, and you must remember that, I write my reviews not for you and your cheerleader rimming girlfriend "Wookita." I write them for the readers not the trolls.

If you feel that my review is copied and pasted then prove it, make an actual allegation and back it up. The dumb wookie posted an old review of a girl named Nico, now old man, can you help the wookie understand that the name "Nico" is not copyrighted and it is not even the girl's real name?

Hookers will adopt any name they want for any reason. Nico is not unique in any way.

If you read the review that your lover posted and compare it to mine, it is obvious we are talking about two different girls.

Your bitch is grasping for straws, you should keep scold "it" and teach it the arts of trolling better. I think I got Jimmy all tamed now, you can go read your COVID thread now.

Lol. Love it. And you can thank me for bumping another of your boring-ass Page 9 threads.
Gotta hand it to ya Frankie you definitely make me laugh. It takes nothing to trigger an attention whore and live in his head lol. Yeah I didn't read that shit, nor yours. I can't get through them. When I read your threads I don't know if I should laugh, cringe, or puke... especially when you start mentioning how you turn up your "masculinity" or some shit like that lol. Well...that one set me into puke mode.
But what I don't understand is if you accuse me of being homophobic, which I can thank you for making me so, then why would it make sense that i am XTC's SO?
I mean I get it you're at bare minimum bisexual, and that's ok, but why throw everyone into your category? Not trying to offer you false hope, but I can assure you, if I swung that way, you would seem to be the obvious choice over XTC with your experience as a "bottom" and your thick wallet.
I mean no disrespect to XTC, I'm sure he's in fine shape with all his cycling , but any fag worth a grain of salt would pick you. Saavy businessman with "thousands to spend weekly" I'm sure you'd buy me only the finest clothes and fly me to Paris for a romantic weekend on a whim. Whew...what more could a Butt-Pirate ask for?! I'd dump that fucker Xtc's ass in a heartbeat for a Sugar Daddy like yourself. Fuck the walking on the beach and bike riding shit, I'd blow him off in a second. Whoops... sorry I said "blow him"... I can see you're sportin a chubby now
But don't worry, I'd never put you on ignore Buddy. You make me laugh out loud quite a few times now, you're actually catching up to him. A few more laughs and you're tied. A bit different though. I laugh WITH Xtc but I laugh AT you. So you still actually do have purpose. Keep up the good work. Every thread you're in turns to a shitshow so they're fun to follow. (although I hate to disappoint you but respectively calling a guy "child" won't actually make him a juvenile again).
But even with all the shit talk you've done to Xtc, the guy still has the class to try to help you, yet being the stupid hard-headed twat you are, you ignore his advise and soldier on with your mission to discredit one of the most helpful guys on this site.
Fool.
And sorry if I somehow mislead you into thinking I was speechless and had no response. I was busy pounding one of my favs the other day so I have priorities. Settle down there cowboy- no it wasn't a man or anyone underage so go on back to Brokeback Mountain and put your boner away please

 

[Brewsky]

Did I just read a “I was too busy banging my 14 girlfriends to respond” excuse?

holy shit I haven’t seen one of those since 2004

 

[luvdafurburger]

So you're saying that's the excuse someone gave you for not wanting to date you when you asked?
It's been since 2004...might be time to move on and try again**


** I think Frank is available

Did I just read a “I was too busy banging my 14 girlfriends to respond” excuse?

holy shit I haven’t seen one of those since 2004

 

[Frank Underwood]

Lol. Love it. And you can thank me for bumping another of your boring-ass Page 9 threads.
Gotta hand it to ya Frankie you definitely make me laugh. It takes nothing to trigger an attention whore and live in his head lol. Yeah I didn't read that shit, nor yours. I can't get through them. When I read your threads I don't know if I should laugh, cringe, or puke... especially when you start mentioning how you turn up your "masculinity" or some shit like that lol. Well...that one set me into puke mode.
But what I don't understand is if you accuse me of being homophobic, which I can thank you for making me so, then why would it make sense that i am XTC's SO?
I mean I get it you're at bare minimum bisexual, and that's ok, but why throw everyone into your category? Not trying to offer you false hope, but I can assure you, if I swung that way, you would seem to be the obvious choice over XTC with your experience as a "bottom" and your thick wallet.
I mean no disrespect to XTC, I'm sure he's in fine shape with all his cycling , but any fag worth a grain of salt would pick you. Saavy businessman with "thousands to spend weekly" I'm sure you'd buy me only the finest clothes and fly me to Paris for a romantic weekend on a whim. Whew...what more could a Butt-Pirate ask for?! I'd dump that fucker Xtc's ass in a heartbeat for a Sugar Daddy like yourself. Fuck the walking on the beach and bike riding shit, I'd blow him off in a second. Whoops... sorry I said "blow him"... I can see you're sportin a chubby now
But don't worry, I'd never put you on ignore Buddy. You make me laugh out loud quite a few times now, you're actually catching up to him. A few more laughs and you're tied. A bit different though. I laugh WITH Xtc but I laugh AT you. So you still actually do have purpose. Keep up the good work. Every thread you're in turns to a shitshow so they're fun to follow. (although I hate to disappoint you but respectively calling a guy "child" won't actually make him a juvenile again).
But even with all the shit talk you've done to Xtc, the guy still has the class to try to help you, yet being the stupid hard-headed twat you are, you ignore his advise and soldier on with your mission to discredit one of the most helpful guys on this site.
Fool.
And sorry if I somehow mislead you into thinking I was speechless and had no response. I was busy pounding one of my favs the other day so I have priorities. Settle down there cowboy- no it wasn't a man or anyone underage so go on back to Brokeback Mountain and put your boner away please

Hi Wookita, you have to work on creating paragraphs to make your wall of text more digestible. If I understood correctly, you are asking me to be your sugar daddy, but I am not interested in men. I already told you that before, so sorry Wookita.

Actually, @xtc27 if memory doesn't fail me, you used to have a preference for black women before, is that still the case? I made a mistake naming your cheerleader "Wookita" then, it should be "Wookisha."

Dear Wookisha, I am not a homophobic but that doesn't mean I cannot indulge in humor involving gay scenarios. Like the way you continually keep on bringing forth your fantasies about XTC with your written words in your posts. Did I say you are XTC's SO? No, I said you are his bitch. You fantasized and projected the commitment of marriage all on your own.

You already said you didn't read the review you linked, so I don't need to waste time on this. Two different women, two different reviews, written by two different guys. That is all Wookisha, you are grasping for straws almost as hard as you are grasping for a touch of XTC's balls.

 

[luvdafurburger]

Hi Wookita, you have to work on creating paragraphs to make your wall of text more digestible. If I understood correctly, you are asking me to be your sugar daddy, but I am not interested in men. I already told you that before, so sorry Wookita.

Actually, @xtc27 if memory doesn't fail me, you used to have a preference for black women before, is that still the case? I made a mistake naming your cheerleader "Wookita" then, it should be "Wookisha."

Dear Wookisha, I am not a homophobic but that doesn't mean I cannot indulge in humor involving gay scenarios. Like the way you continually keep on bringing forth your fantasies about XTC with your written words in your posts. Did I say you are XTC's SO? No, I said you are his bitch. You fantasized and projected the commitment of marriage all on your own.

You already said you didn't read the review you linked, so I don't need to waste time on this. Two different women, two different reviews, written by two different guys. That is all Wookisha, you are grasping for straws almost as hard as you are grasping for a touch of XTC's balls.

Lol. If you're going to try to insult someone try to at least be creative Brother Woofie.
Your shit is as boring as your reviews. Mildly amusing initially but the novelty wears quickly because of your lack of creativity.
Stick to your vax rants.
Now if you want a good template for a review go see Bigcorn's material. Entertaining and polar opposite to your drivel. And he's not a fucking Pedo either.

 

[xtc27]

Lol. If you're going to try to insult someone try to at least be creative Brother Woofie.
Your shit is as boring as your reviews. Mildly amusing initially but the novelty wears quickly because of your lack of creativity.
Stick to your vax rants.
Now if you want a good template for a review go see Bigcorn's material. Entertaining and polar opposite to your drivel. And he's not a fucking Pedo either.

@BIGCORN = awesome reviewer

 

[Frank Underwood]

Lol. If you're going to try to insult someone try to at least be creative Brother Woofie.
Your shit is as boring as your reviews. Mildly amusing initially but the novelty wears quickly because of your lack of creativity.
Stick to your vax rants.
Now if you want a good template for a review go see Bigcorn's material. Entertaining and polar opposite to your drivel. And he's not a fucking Pedo either.

If you find my stuff amusing that is purely coincidence and not intended, but I appreciate your compliments. My intention was to show that you are yearning for the touch of XTC's balls, the way you are fantasizing about being his wife. The only child I have ever interacted with is @jimmyd but you and your buddies are avid supporters of human trafficking joints like QQ spa.

Keep trying though.

 

[JustChilling]

Pulling up an old thread here, but how do you go about getting a higher reading score on AZN747? There's a few reviews of girls i'm curious about that are locked behind a "20 reader score"