Noob for Linda?

[Pompal 09.]

Hi there. I'm wanting to bust my AMP cherry, and after lurking for a while and reading lots and lots of reviews, I decided that Linda seems like a pretty great lady to see in order to get your feet wet. Most everyone says great things. However, I had a question or three I hoped some of you guys wouldn't mind answering.

The first is if she doesn't care to deal with bigger, chubby dudes. Being one of said dudes, it's something that I've come across in my travels. (and on that note, how do spas feel about softer guys?)

Second, if anyone has seen her recently, is she still going through whatever troubling times she was apparently going through? I wouldn't want to bug her if she were.

Third, is it normal to be absolutely nervous as hell about just picking up the phone to make an appointment for your first time?

If this is the wrong place to ask about all of this, my apologies. I'll delete or repost someplace else.

 

[Pompal 09.]

1. While I am not a big chubby type, I do not think it is a problem.

2. Folks still gotta make a buck during troubling times. You would not be 'bugging' her.

3. Nervousness is normal for a first time of anything. As a noob with Linda though, you may have to 'encourage' her to do the standard happy ending. Of course, on the phone you say only that you want an appointment and what time, and get directions.

Good luck!

 

[shimeringstars01]

Oh really? I was under the impression that L+ was her standard thing. I wonder how you 'encourage'... Forgo the towel, perhaps?

Thanks a lot for the other tips and answers, btw! Most helpful!

 

[Merideth]

It is standard...but if you are 'new', she has to exercise caution. I'm sure you understand that. And there ain't no stinkin' towel, by the way.

 

[Istiaque]

I'm not sure what you're definition of big/chubby is. But I am 6'3 and over 250 lbs. I've never felt she had any issues with my size.

I haven't seen her recently, so not sure if she's over said issues. Or if she ever had them in the first place. I've never had a problem. Been 3 times.

It's normal to be nervous. Just try to shake it off a bit. Linda is noob friendly, but you don't want to spook her. Just be normal, tell her you heard about her and heard good things, she is very nice and very accomodating.

 

[Lie Ryan]

Agree @ Footlong about "encouraging her" the first time.

She is a bit cautious when you go for the first time. So use a hint here and there, let her know it's all systems go, and she'll take it from there.

 

[beach heaven]

Being a little nervous if really normal. However if you are too nervous to pickup the phone, this might not be the hobby for you.

Just relax, smile, have fun and ask for what you came for after the flip .

 

[Mr. Bob]

Linda is big guy friendly! Rub her legs during the session, ang let her know you like it when she "accidently" gets close to the boys. Have fun! Oh, and leave the tip on the table prior (total 100)

 

[molitor]

Linda is one that her massage is good enough to stand alone.... the L1 is like the cherry on top.
If you are that nervous, just go in for the massage.. relax and enjoy.

 

[Hey Arnold!]

Sweet, thanks for all the tips and info, guys!

Don't get me wrong, I'm nervous, but it's more like an excited "can't believe I'm about to try this" sort of thing and not a "holy crap I'm shitting my pants in fear" type deal.

Everything I've read about Linda makes her seem legendary, so I wanted to make sure she was a good place to start.

 

[Ethel!]

Good luck man and have fun!!!

 

[twilight fan team edward]

My first time was with Lynda about this time last year. I said she was recommend by a friend (made up a name) and I showed her the money and just asked if I paid her first or what. She took it from there. Start face down and when she starts massaging your ass, just raise your ass up, just like a cat. She will take it from there. I swear my first time, she had my ass so high up, I thought I would touch the ceiling. Also, shower right before going, or you can ask to shower at her place. Cleanliness is a BIG DEAL.

 

[Techwing]

Hey she's out until June 28th

 

[Prince]

Snap, thanks for the update. Guess this'll have to wait a month.

Ah well.

 

[blueegg90]

I get you. More anxious than nervous...that's kind of normal. I still get that feeling. It's normal. You'll enjoy Linda she really is one of the best.