Overated; Jaded; Outdated

[Hunter2012]

Okay, okay....

No bashing now- and don't get defensive.

I seen a number of best and worst threads on the massageplanet.net. How about a most overated thread? Who's the most overated MPA and/or which MP is the most overated?

Obviously this is a subjective question. Feel free to tell us why you've made your selection. Remember this is subjective- no bashing, please.

 

[frankenjudo]

The herd marches on! Whom should it leave behind?

vvv

 

[Hackman]

ok...I would say Jasmine @IT...could easily win an Oscar for best mpa act of the year...hey...it gets the guys going, right?...that's all that matters right?...will be just a one time only thing for me though...

 

[Rachel S]

Tarah-bashing? How dare you.

FYI, now that she's at HFH the earth moves, you're swept off your feet, and her hands are the least interesting part of the job. Maybe it's something in the Woodbridge water.



Over-rated? Fucking Nona. Scary Nona. Frightening, still-get-shivers-in-a-bad-way-even-though-I-love-the-technique Nona.

 

[Master Mister]

I'm sorry to say I'll have to second the vote on Jasmine @ IT. Though it's probably a matter of YMMV or we just didn't "click", but I wasn't really turned on by her erotic mumbling... Half the time I didn't hear what she was saying, and when I did respond, I was saying all the wrong things, not that I think she noticed I was mumbling either... that and the towel thing had me turned off... it's a real pity, she's a nice girl, and rather attractive in an exotic kind of way.

 

[surfstoked]

Overrated? That would have to be Jenna.

 

[facilitativechange]

Cameron

 

[lucy lui]

This might cause a stir but for me my session with Cameron wasnt anything to write home about. Its unfortunate cause I probably found her to be one of the most attractive MPA I have been with. A close second would go to Allegra. I had a good session with both ladies but wasnt good enough to make me repeat yet. Still think I will try Cameron again hoping it was a bad day or cause it was my first time with her.

 

[Brianna R]

Who do I think is over rated? Even my buddies on massageplanet.net will come at me for this one but I think it's Little C. I saw her pre-glory days while she worked on EBC so maybe she's much better now. Don't get me wrong, she is cute in a chubby way but doesn't deserve all the glory she gets.

 

[Brown eyed girl]

yep...I'd agree on Allegra too...I waited some time before I saw her but when I did...it wasn't anything close to what I imagined...I'll not say over rated but over fantasized...it was a good session...just not great...

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've seen several of the attendants that continuously get high ratings. I found them all to be very good. Some very, very good. I don't think it's a question of them being overated. They got those ratings for a reason. If you went to see them and didn't have as good a time as you expected, that doesn't mean everyone else has been wrong all these weeks and months. It just means the two of you didn't click for one reason or another. Please think of this before more names are posted. Some of these girls, probably many of them, read these posts and feelings can be hurt. There are countless people also that read these posts and never post themselves. Stating that MPA x is overated may sway them to go somewhere else and in the end miss out on a great time. So no names are forthcoming from me on this subject.

 

[Cat_possum]

Little C is cute as hell, and has a sweet attitude. Service was average and mileage had it's limits, if any.

Again YMMV

Play Safe

 

[Alex G]

Well put one more vote for Tarah. Yes, she's pretty but I can see right through her act. The man mades are also not the greatest. But to each his own.

To all MPA's who breathe too heavily trying to act horny, it's kind of gets old.
I much prefer the quieter ones who provides a coy smile at the moment of release.

 

[[melissa] SC]

My most Under-rated mpa was Jade... from HFH.... oh, Jade... come back *grin*

Not that she didn't have enough traffic.... I just mean she was under-rated because I still can't believe I was lucky to squeeze two appointments with her before she left the biz forever...
Pool... back me up on this man!

Oh... Jade!

Now... is there anyone on this board that might think she was overrated?... Don't even try

 

[Just-Me]

revolver made a good point about calling MPA overrated. Just wanted to qualify previous post Cameron and Allegra were both gorgeous and sessions were more than adequate. I am full believer that chemistry is huge and sometimes it just isnt there both these ladies were great but guess we didnt click that day ... definately will try and see Cameron again and would have seen Allegra again if she was still around.

 

[SweetasanAngel]

With the hype some of us give to our favorite MPAs its a wonder how any of them can live up to the hype.

Jade underrated? Next to Jenna, she was likely the most discussed MPA over the past few months. Little C and Kelly runs a close third.

 

[Taufiqur]

No one performs 100%, 100% of the time. Sometimes you catch people on bad days. I know with Allegra the first time I saw her I was disappointed but went back and did see what all the hype was about. So just remember MPA's are like anyone else, they have good days and they have bad days. If you are unfortunate to catch them on a bad day your impression will be different than someone who catches them on a good day.

 

[Masrya Tool El 3omr <3]

No one performs 100%, 100% of the time. Sometimes you catch people on bad days. I know with Allegra the first time I saw her I was disappointed but went back and did see what all the hype was about. So just remember MPA's are like anyone else, they have good days and they have bad days. If you are unfortunate to catch them on a bad day your impression will be different than someone who catches them on a good day.

 

[Rottie Momma]

Sure, you'll say it's just me...

But if you don't think Tarah's the second coming of Cleopatra (the Marc Antony one - the others were "whack"), it obviously just means you're gay.

Not ancient Greek, every-guy-does-it-even-Alexander-the-Great gay, but everyday, twenty-first-century, look-at-Mel-Gibson-twice-for-the-wrong-reasons gay. Flaming, ass-itch-on-a-Sunday-morning gay.

I mean, sure, she's acting, and sure, they're man-made (although much-improved, I hear), but honestly she's one of a handful of MPA's in the GTA that would make you speechless if she actually approached you in a real-life, non-transactional situation. And it's just gonna take me a few more sessions until I get over the fact that this pretty, pretty girl will attend to my baser needs for mere money.

Of course, after a certain number of sessions, one sees the ugly parts of even the prettiest girls. Then you're just left with the personality, and the happy satisfaction that in an inherently transactional relationship, the exit can be simple, immediate and wonderfully permanent.

 

[baba buttons]

To be honest, I'm amazed myself that I've never heard one negative comment about "Jade", aside from her having been somewhat unreliable.

My praises, for the most part, were based on personnal experience, but I always had the feeling she could adapt to any clients needs.

I'd be interested to know if anyone found that she didn't live up to the "hype".

C'mon, I dare you

Disclaimer: The last comment is purely in jest.

PS I also agree with Revolver. Couldn't have said it better myself *s*