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My partner asked me if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector

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Tomorrow's sneak peek : For Sunday January 12, 2025, our attendants will be Ada, Cici, Lucy, Ivy and Christina
Today at 2:02 AM
Shangri-la Spa:
‍♀Sexy Saturday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Tina, Yoyo, Cici, Akino, Cindy, GFE Eva, Echo, Selena & 36D Julie— Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - Bliss is Here!
Yesterday at 8:33 PM
New spring spa@:
sexy hot busty Japanese Inidan Korean girls working at Markham 416-669-8508
Yesterday at 7:17 PM
purplesugarspa118:
PURPLE SUGAR SPA @ 3700 Midland Ave & McNicoll Ave - Unit 118, Scarborough click here >> Google Maps directions to PSS For appointments (416) 321 3939 Walk-ins welcome. 10am-9pm. "Well known for GTA's most SEXY girls offering the most RELAXING and SENSUAL services...."
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Moneylee:
Full season Wellness center: New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Lucky, Student big boobs buttocks Vicky ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Anjoo , young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Linda, Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ️️
Yesterday at 6:36 PM
Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Doris ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Midi ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry , address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
Yesterday at 6:34 PM
Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, New First Day Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Slim Sexy Chinese Coco & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Jasmine
Yesterday at 6:25 PM
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wonderspa: Weclome to wonder spa (9421Jane st unit127)L6A4H8 416-5000-800,.on Saturday4younge girl working Ensuit shower available new young girl Cici is beautiful Sweet and friendy girl good deep tissue massage ，back walking,nice body slide, nice Amy Vietnamese young girl,open maid,everything she can do,give you warm time,must trymany more
Yesterday at 5:24 PM
Sparkling Spa:
️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… Foxy -Your new addiction at Sparkling Spa! A tall 5’7” sexy Korean girl with a wi
Yesterday at 5:19 PM
Golden Sunshine Spa:
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Yesterday at 5:02 PM
Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetHattiTinaTaniaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
Yesterday at 4:56 PM
Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Apple - Brand new girl from Taiwan ju
Yesterday at 4:47 PM
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Yesterday at 4:32 PM
AliceSpa:
SATURDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 [/color] 3 Top Girls Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm: BEBE (10am-9pm): is a nice young Korean girl with a natural super busty DD Cup, petite small body, open minded bbby cim cof rim, always cooperative, excellent services. JULIA (1pm-6pm) from Philippines, young girl
Yesterday at 3:57 PM
luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga kiki and Mia
Yesterday at 3:31 PM
Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: JudyOur new Asian massage girl Judy is a vision of refined sensuality, with a graceful figure and smooth, flawless skin that radiates warmth and allure. Her striking black hair frames her delicate features, and her poised elega
Yesterday at 3:16 PM
HollywoodSpa:
Saturday at 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: COCO & SISI. ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. COCO is an attractive attendant with nice massage skills & good services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5’5”
Yesterday at 2:58 PM
ForeverWarden:
Saturday at 𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Reika, Tracy & Cindy. Reika is Japanese, loves to please. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5’1” and 100 lbs. She is very popular for her exotic massage, bbbj & cfs. Her bubbly personality vastly enhances the experience. Cindy is a slim beauty
Yesterday at 2:53 PM
Eva Vivian - Elegant Asian Sweetheart:
I’m Eva Vivian, your independent open minded slim sexy massage girl available working in Scarborough and North York. Available to provide you massage and extra services at Hawaii Health Spa in Scarborough and Greenway Spa in North York HAWAII HEALTH SPA: Hawaii Health Spa @ 3110 Kingston Road in Scarborough 416-261-8088 Eva available every TUESDAY, THURSDAY & FRIDAY from 10am to Late Night Call Hawaii Health Spa 416-261-8088 to book appointment with Eva Every
Yesterday at 2:52 PM
bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today, young cute slime Sophia and young fun Tina with curve body 36DD open mind, sweet EFG Lina and pretty Ella are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
Yesterday at 2:47 PM
HolidaySpa:
Saturday at 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: AMY & NANA. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills Nana is a slim and very sexy Korean lady, very pretty and accommodating. Come and try, you will like. HOLIDAY SPA
Yesterday at 2:42 PM
SugarLoveSpa:
Saturday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: LUCY, LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ LUCY is a cute young Vietnamese girl, 5’1”, 50Kgs, with a full range of services available. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. SARA is a beautiful Thai lady with C Cups
Yesterday at 2:36 PM
New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy, Nayla, Ada & Sunny are in today Call Text: (647) 381-2688 Happy is a very talented Korean BabeNayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl Ada is a European beauty. Sunny is another Young Hot Korean Girl ~ All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
Yesterday at 2:13 PM
Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa 2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Hot body slide, super enjoyableHot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Suki deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in
Yesterday at 1:29 PM
SL West:
‍♀Sexy Saturday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Tina, Yoyo, Cici, Akino, Cindy, GFE Eva, Echo, Selena & 36D Julie— Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - Your Black Friday Bliss is Here!
Yesterday at 12:10 PM
See You Health Center:
Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl 416-988-2950
Yesterday at 11:50 AM
Lulu_Villa_Spa:
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Yesterday at 11:48 AM
EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: For Saturday January 11, 2025, our attendants will be Opal , Vicky , Lucy and Ivy Enjoy! Give us a call at 905-479-6668 to book!
Yesterday at 1:57 AM
ZeroSquared:
Any suggestions near Lakeshore & Hurontario?
Friday at 9:39 PM
Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa 3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New girl Cherry (Student)Hot and sexy body, big boobs super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking
Friday at 9:03 PM
New spring spa@:
sexy hot busty Canadian Japanese Korean girls working at Markham 416-669-8508
Friday at 8:56 PM
Sparkling Spa:
️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… Jennifer -A talented and graceful new massage girl from Taiwan, offering a trul
Friday at 6:18 PM
Red Rose Spa:
We have 11 hot brown girls today CHERRY, MALIYA, MONIKA, PRIYA, AMANDA, PREETI, ANGELINA, ANAYA, SARIKA 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
Friday at 5:23 PM
wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8，open10 to10.we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,service queen Jessica friendly nice girl,providing deep tissue massage and nice body slide,New girl CiCi is very good looking,big breasted service excellent massage with back walking hot stone,Amy vietname girl ,beautiful face every thing she can do,very popular,must try
Friday at 5:19 PM
Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: GraceA new alluring and skilled Asi
Friday at 5:15 PM
Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Gold ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Mia,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Vivi ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
Friday at 4:32 PM
Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Ivy , Young girl pretty face big boobs nice figure deep massage Jessica ,Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts May, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary . 2560 Shepard Ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ️️
Friday at 4:31 PM
hiyamickey:
We have 11 girls working at Reinella wellness, special: 45 minutes $45 , 60 minutes $55 90 minutes $85, 2 hours $100 , : 905-851-4888 Address: 6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan
Friday at 4:15 PM
AliceSpa:
FRIDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. Alice spa has 4 very hot girls today. Open 10am to 9pm: AMY (10am – 9pm) is a young, petite short & slim Taiwanese, former dance instructor, firm natural B Cups, pretty face, firm natural titis, super play good, bbbj, cim, rim, dfk, all services. ANNA (1pm-9pm) : is a hot & sexy curvy girl from Vietnam with C Cups
Friday at 4:08 PM
HollywoodSpa:
Friday at 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: TRACY & MICHICO. ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. TRACY is a slim, taller & pretty lady, very friendly with an extensive menu. MICHICO is a young slim, beautiful
Friday at 3:54 PM
Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetMeiKimTinaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
Friday at 3:54 PM
ForeverWarden:
Friday at 𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳 : Lisa, Mia & Sasa. Lisa is a young, slim, friendly & very beautiful Vietnamese beauty with a nice body, nice 34D boobs, slim waist, impressive booty, nice massage, great services. Mia is a Caribbean service queen temptress with incredible curves & very friendly attitude. She is able to bbbj like a queen
Friday at 3:49 PM
HolidaySpa:
Friday at 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: LINA & CINDY. LINA is very well known for her great services and her impressive shapely ass. Come and see why! You will be glad you did. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best!
Friday at 3:46 PM
SugarLoveSpa:
Friday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠:ANA, ELLA, TIFFANY & TINA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and very pleasing
Friday at 3:42 PM
Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: VickyA new arrival at our branch Vicky is a very young CBC part time student working for tuition fees and books, this bright young sexy girl is willing to showcase her eagerness to please AND be pleased. Busty 36DD boobs
Friday at 3:20 PM
Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! TodayAlisaSelinaAlettaNinaCindy Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
Friday at 2:42 PM
lotushubspa:
Hi, Louts recommends the best female masseuse to customers today, Anna from China Coco from Taiwan, Yuki from South Korea, living at 10737 Yonge St Unit13. Please contact 9052375885 or SMS 4163565876, Thank you lotushubspa Post #367 Jan 3, 2025 Forum: Toronto Massage Review
Friday at 2:42 PM
Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Slim Sexy Chinese Coco & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Jasmine
Friday at 2:39 PM
JerryWangWw:
Suko spa every day have 7 different style Masseuse working here please call 905-597-8880
Friday at 2:23 PM
bnwellness_wilson:
: We have 4 girls are working today, young cute slime Summer and young fun Tina with curve body open mind, sweet EFG Lina and sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
Friday at 2:21 PM

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