Pet peeves that mpas do while in a session

[eunice]

I know some mpas read this site, so in an effort to improve general service during a session for all, we as clients have to give some feedback to improve service if it's needed. So here are just a few peeves of mine when I go in for a session...

1. Overly talkative about subjects that i have absolutely no clue on (their bfs...their children etc.) If i'm just saying "uh huh", nodding my head type of thing and not really responding directly to the mpas statements, the conversation topic isn't really helping the session. If the client is very quiet to begin with, it should generally be a quiet session. If they like to talk, by all means talk, just make sure it flows well. Your professionals.

2. Saying something to the fact, "we only have X minutes left" doesn't really help either. Avoid avoid avoid, as it utterly kills the mood and it will almost certainly make clients not repeat because they might feel they are being rushed out the door. Your professionals in this business so don't try to short change a client. I realize you might get in some trouble with the manager about this but repeat customers will no doubt bring a smile to the manager more so I'm sure than going o/t by a few more minutes

3. After the deed is done, and it is cleanup time. Just some friendly "thank you for coming in" type of thing ie. a simple smile, goodbye, hug, peck on the cheek does the job even if you don't mean it. This is simple because at this "stage" you could probably fool most clients with a plastic smile as you just sent them to nirvana and back if the job was done well in their eyes.

So what are some other peeves of fellow massageplanet.netites that our mpas can improve on?

 

[mahadi]

Cant believe you didnt touch on the Upselling, or whats not included after you have paid or agreed to pay a fee.



Not into running to my pants pocket after the massage before the extras start to "Pay the Extras" up front while I am nude, usually at attention... talk about a killer to the mood... gasp!...

 

[Ronny]

-constantly asking, "how is it?" "do you like it so far?" "How are you doing?" Just make conversation if you need to. My little moans of appreciation should be enough read that I'm enjoying the session. Sheesh!

 

[Pompal 09.]

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[sweetsonia]

uses tooo much oil and slides right off the table

 

[The Only Logical Solution]

At a critical moment, running out to answer the phone, or talking on the phone during the session.
Yelling back and forth with the girls in the other rooms.
Coming to work sick, sniffling and nose-blowing all through the session.
Providing nude* when menstruating.
Using the same hot towel to clean up every customer.
Talking about her children.

 

[Amy S]

On several things you cannot hold the massage attendant reponsible but more likely the owners of the MP.

If the girl has her period the MP owner wants her working or she would be fired if she didn't. A good MPA can give you a nude without you ever knowing she has her period.

In some spas the owner demands the girl answer the door, phone etc. even in session. This is not the girls fault.

Also in some MP's the MPA will be charged for time over if the job is not completed in the mandatory time and most owners don't care about you.

At some MP's even if the girl is sick she has to come to work or get fired, the owners don't care.

The things she can control is the conversation, making your stay pleasureable and most of all cleanliness.

So when some of things things you don't like, don't blame the girl but in most cases the owner because they only care about their money not you. The MPA cares more about you and wants to see you again and again but there things she cannot control. SO if you don't like the way a MP is being operated, don't go back and when business dies off maybe the owner will figure it out. The MPA if any good, will work elsewhere.

 

[Conway Twitty]

sounds like the owners of AC?

 

[itchybubbles]

don't really have a problem with chewing gum...coz i do it all the time...rather have a girl chewing gum instead of nasty breath...

agree about the no wash after session...no showers in fact are one of my biggest pet peeves

 

[ying ting]

Guess you didn't see the Title of her post

LS1, yea, some owners can be so selffish. Only care about the $. To force girls to work when sick or on period and threaten to fire them is wrong.

 

[Felisha S]

I honestly haven't met an owner yet that won't fire you for the littlest of thngs. Yes, most not all attendants would love to stay at home during their period. When we are sick we want to stay home to prevent our customers from getting sick but the owner doesn't care. Then as Donald would say "Your Fired".......maybe Trump owns a few places in New York?

 

[[killer]kelli.(:]

Personally I dont' mind the gum chewing but that's just a preference as if she smoked earlier, I wouldn't want that smell in my face.

I've never been asked for extra money by an mpa, she might mention to upgrade once but that's expected, but i've never been repeatedly asked for upgrades.

I did have an mpa that had strong perfume, it didn't bother me at all but for those of you that have a s/o that might make you think otherwise.

and obviously the last 2 are health related which i totally agree with.

ls1 - I had an appt one time and when i walked in I was greeted by the manager. Just than the phone rang and the mpa i had booked called in and said that she was sick and wouldn't be able to make it in. The manager than let her off and I had to choose another mpa for the time...That was awhile ago and when i check the schedule for her online now...she's still working at the same mp, so she didn't get fired...so I'm not sure which mp your working at but apparently it's not a very employee friendly.

 

[Mark H]

The overly suspicious questions drive me nuts - "what do you do", "where do you work", and worst of all, "You're not a cop, are you"?

Duh! Well, yes, yes I am, I'm undercover you see, but I always make sure to tell those I'm investigating who I am if they ask.

I also hate the " is there any particular place you want me to massage"? As if that would get them out of trouble if I WERE a cop.

I hate hearing other girls stomping around in the hallways, doors slamming, people calling out to other people.

 

[jdman13]

His signature plaza and few small joints in Atlantic city.

 

[ryuzog]

This is more of a suggestion than a pet peeve. Wearing panties, thongs, or g-strings should be mandatory. There's nothing like taking them off with my own hands or teeth.

 

[Kebo]

My peeve is when MPA comes in, her clothes drop to the floor before you can say "My, you look nice today" I may be horny but like to enjoy the view - her nice outfit and sexy underwear before getting down to biz.

Prefer some conversation instead of "get on the table - not with your long johns...". She should remember the pay is not in porportion to how many mins she is without clothes, at least for Goodtime.

And when I say, I'm interested in just a massage and some company. Please don't assume I'm lying. I know she gets every come-on in the book, not all guys are prevs,liars and two-timers.

On occassions, Goodtime prefers a hard 'massage by sexy hands' and conversation with 'a beautiful mind'.

 

[Suicidal Elite]

Did you ever get massaged by two girls? But I don't mean in a good way. A quarter of the way through the session, the girl leaves and calls another. I don't think I said anything offensive. The other girl comes in and gives me a nice tease. After a few minutes she leaves and the original one comes back in. It wasn't so much annoying as it was comical. Never got an explanation (their English wasn't so good). Oh well.

 

[U.S.Veteran]

When I read some of these complaints.......
I am tempted to ask:

Where on earth are you guys going to, to receive this kind of or lack of service?

And after these problems do you ever return? If so why?
Do you ever, let the MPA or the MP manager know if they are one's at fault?
IF yes, what is the general response? Do things improve if you go back?

I personally don't think that all MP managers or owners don't care about the client, I think that most do, if for no other reason than if you are happy, you would likely return. That is good for everyone involved. There may be a few that don't care for a variety of reasons, but my opinion is, the overwhelming majority likely do care. Just my take on it.

 

[???? ???? ???? ??j?]

Happened to me at an Asian MP, where a sweet young thang, fresh off the boat, pushed some oil around on me, but the pinch-hitter was a hardened mamasan who's seen thousands of John Thomases in her time. Was pretty easy to figure out what had happened, and in retrospect, I may have had a happier ending as a result.

 

[lemonchicka]

The overly suspicious questions drive me nuts - "what do you do", "where do you work", and worst of all, "You're not a cop, are you"?

Try and look at it from the girls perspective...We have way more to risk than you. Once these questions are out of the way any suspission is ususally gone, which only improves the session for both parties. I confortable and relaxed MPA only results in a happy customer.