Places to Avoid!

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What is it with these old East European women anyway. Do they really think they can work as MPA's and actually make a living at it?

Went to a place called Lucky 7 near Belfield and Hwy 27 a few weeks back. Out comes a big breasted, big bellied EE woman of about 40. Luckily for me I have a line I use when I know I've made a mistake. Quickly, I asked her if a Russian girl named Tatiana worked there. She asked me what she looked like and I said, "Oh, about 25, blonde hair, slim........" Of course she said no and I said thanks and left right away.

Same thing happened one other time. A place called Magnolia on Islington Avenue north of Albion Road. Another big breasted, big boned, washed out blonde of about 47 comes to greet me. In a thick EE accent asked if I wanted a massage -- so quickly, I used the same routine. Saved again!

Another place on Wilson Avenue near Dufferin. An obscure place with a sign in front stating simply "Health Centre". Went in. DITTO!! Same with a spot at Weston Road north of the 401.

My conclusions: Avoid places that seem obscure or have an amateurish sign stating 'Health Spa' or 'Health Centre'. If you do chance it, be ready with a backup plan if you have to explain your way out of there.

Of course, be my guest if you enjoy big breasted, big bellied, wrinkley, bleached out blondes from Minsk or Pinsk or whatever...........

Me - I'll stick to HFH or B&S thankyou very much!!

 

[xo NavyGirl]

I know what you are talking about, a lot more misses than hits! If you are on the prowl and your primordial instincts to hunt are tingling you cannot help but stop and check it out once you see the sign...Health Center or Health Spa in neon. Yonge St between Eglinton and Finch was a hot spot as was Mt Pleasant. Even YR had many gems. Anybody remember the one at Bayview and Major Mac, jacuzzi tub...open less than 6 months?

It is like golf, you might swing a hundred times, play like crap but if you get that one perfect swing that lands just right you come back for more. I would say for every 20 places that spring up I have found one EE gem that did not belong in the dump. Maybe she just entered the country or just started in the business...I have received incredible mileage from some unbelievable women in these little "Health Centres". Sadly these women would not stay too long at these places and would move on to better places or get out of the industry.

 

[Above Normal]

Sounds like you are in the wrong part of town.Islington and albion...duh!Belfeild and 27?....Duh!I moved from that neighborhood because its all wrong out there,even the massage,too!!Stay away from North Etobicoke,try Brampton or Missassuaga..or come to The Falls.

 

[paulcrsm]

my line always was " I am going shopping and will come back later"

 

[PoLkA dOt PyJaMaS]

Personally,after working inthe industry for a few years,I honestly would rather a guy say nothing and leave,or just simply say 'I am not interested'.We know you don't need a bank machine,and your not really looking for 'that girl',checking prices...blah blah.

 

[sunflower16]

"I am not interested" after asking to see the girls sometimes invites a comeback... I think "You guys are very hot but I am looking for something different" might be better.

I remember one guy said "do you take cheques?" That was a quick exit... or if you knew they probably had one shower for the whole place...do you have a jacuzzi?

 

[Marge]

Sounds like you are in the wrong part of town.Islington and albion...duh!Belfeild and 27?....Duh!I moved from that neighborhood because its all wrong out there,even the massage,too!!Stay away from North Etobicoke,try Brampton or Missassuaga..or come to The Falls.

'All wrong out there'?? An interesting way to put it. How do I know when an area or neighbourhood are 'all wrong'? Is it the sidewalks? Maybe they're a bit crooked? Or maybe the streets....do they really lead anywhere?? The whole idea really freaks me out......

 

[Yacajoo]

Ah, searching for the elusive "Diamond in the Rough"

Good Luck.

In my experience, there are 3 levels of massage parlours.

1. The top end places that we all know and love - Allure, HFH, SRM, Platinum, Blue Pearl and the like. Guaranteed the women there will be at least attractive to possibly even knock out types.

Problem is that the mileage is generally low, sure there are some exceptions, but that's a rare bird. But you do get at least an attractive woman, in clean surroundings, with showers and the like.

2. The middle of the Road places. Places like Alpha Care for example. Here the women are more average looking typically, though you can get some very much above average looking ones, but usually not. The mileage is better, though, it may be just the same as the No. 1 above, so you never know. They tend to be OK inside, showers, etc. You go to these places hoping you will find a high end chick with high mileage. Ah, the rare bird, you never know.

3. The bottom of the line places. Places you are mentioning in your post. The women can be 50 years old, and pretty nasty to look at. You'd pretty much have to close your eyes, and the thought of DATY is enough to make you puke cause she doesn't look like she's had a shower in a couple of days. And speaking of showers, there probably isn't one in the place unless you want to stand in the janitor's sink at the back and shower with the garden hose.

You go there hoping to find the elusive diamond in the rough. A beautiful young girl who maybe lives in the area or just came to the country.

And you're on a budget, or cheap.

Yeah right.

You get what you pay for.

Most of us are searching for beautiful with high mileage and they are out there. Just have to find them.

The elusive search continues

 

[Typical Teenager]

Actually, Tiberius, I've been thinking about that. I get real frustrated being with a gorgeous lady who barely lets you get to first base. A plainer lady who is more adventurous might be best - a lady who just lets herself go. That's what I'd like.

 

[MovieMama]

I think your analysis is right on, but I'll add a bit more to it.

a) There is a fourth type. The no-extras, basic release, quality massage places like Changs, Jun Jun, Holistic on Kingston Road, East Pearl, etc.

b) There is a fifth type. The FS places where the massage is merely an entree to negotiating other services. Of course, we need not name examples.

b) Along with a general difference in mileage between the types of spas, there are also price differences.

In the upper tier places you describe, it's generally 40/50 door + 60/80/100 for premium services. Generally speaking, you don't go here unless you want premium services, because the door-only service is usually uninspired (and the attendant may be actually resentful you didn't buy more.)

In the mid tier, pricing may be similar 40 door + 40/60/80, but the mileage might be a little better for the price. They seem to push repeat business a little harder at these places. It's possible to take the door-only service here, and it still might be good depending on the attitude/situation of the MPA.

In the low tier, there are often owner-operators who are more free to negotiate because they are recovering the door fee themselves. Therefore, they tend to be priced at par for basic services but are usually cheaper for a premium package.

In the basic release category, usually the only charge is time and usually the charge per hour is almost always cheaper than in any other category.

In the FS category, usually the price is all-in with the door, so the pricing can be all over the map depending on: how busy the day is, how much money you actually have, how lazy the MPA is, how new/experienced the MPA is, and many other factors.

I agree that you usually get what you pay for. Of course, the challenge is to find that elusive combination of killer looks, great service, and bargain price!

Happy Hunting!

 

[Matty]

I know the place and you might want to try again but ask for Paula. She is there on Tuesdays and Fridays and often Sundays. She is about 35, Polish, slim and to me at least, very pretty. I've always had a good time with her but I agree with you about the others.

 

[+Evie+]

I think that James T Kirk and Bud Plug are right on the money on the classes of MPs. I just want to say that by going to lower tier places we are not necessarily cheap. We search because we want a cross between the mileage and a hot girl that could work for HFH or Allure etc but for some reason has not found her way there yet.

I have spent SP money at MP places with a lot less than FS. Cost is not the consideration, it is just value for your money. We are looking for a massage, a hot girl and a little mileage. These sometimes hybrid EE places fill that need.

 

[Ross M]

What place are you referring to, Crunt? Just curious.............

 

[Lauren F]

I am referring to the Lucky 7 Spa on Atwell Road. The ph no. is 798 2221. I have have very good times there but ONLY with Paula. The others........no way.