Private "amazing lady" NOT

[NYlisa]

Took one for the team big time. Star ad Olive (905)828 XXXX. Nice phone manner but Oh what a surprise. Loaction is a condo/appt in Mississauga. Soon as I was inside the door was locked. I should have bolted and would have except she was bigger than me. Looks 1/10. Large carribean with thick accent. Offered T and N for 20/40 above 50 base. I recoiled in horror - would have declined for free. Massage non existent. She claimed her hand was tired during finale so I would have to finish myself - I was glad to, it was the best part of the session.
Looks 1/10
Massage 1/10
Attitude 1/10
Finish 3/10 ( I did it myself)
Repeat. NEVER
This is my first negative post, I am doing this as a service to my fellow hobbists. We deserve better than this. Avoid this lady- she should not be in business.

 

[ermy]

..but I can't stop laughing from reading your post....




...but I must ask...did you use oil or powder...

 

[MariVi]

Jimmy Bond, my friend, you have my sincere sympathy. I too have fallen into this woman's trap in the past. She advertises fairly regularly in The Star but, if you pay close attention, you'll notice her name is different every time her ad appears! She's obviously trying to gain repeat clients through sheer deceit.

To be sure, this woman is extremely unattractive. However, I would not altogether be opposed to being massaged by a heavyset, middle-aged, homely Caribbean if her service was good. (I enjoy the kinkiness in that, actually.) Unfortunately, this broad is less than zero in the service department. She'll start rubbing your back with one hand as halfheartedly as if she's washing her car. Then she'll offer to go nude for extra cash. Regardless of whether you're interested or not, she'll try to finish the job in as much of a rush as she can and it's so damned uninspired that I had a tough time just staying hard. Just as Jimmy Bond said, she'll complain through the whole ordeal, making out that she's tired and claiming she's not charging you enough, blah blah blah...

Beware of the "amazing lady" at all costs, no matter what her name is that day!!!!!

 

[otterly evil]

Incidentally, I had posted a similar warning some time ago on another thread:

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23088&highlight=Winston+Churchill+Collegeway

 

[Peter G]

Geez, just when I thought about taking my hobby to more private locations, what with bylaws changing and all, and mostly having good luck with other private ladies, I read this one. I called her the other night and got bad vibes, but almost went on a hunch. Glad i didn't. Sorry 007, but now and then we do take one for the team, and hopefully word gets out on real bad deals. This is our BBB. Things have a way of evening out, and next chance might be a diamond in the rough!

 

[orlando_salcido]

HAHAHAHA ROTFLMFAO

Sorry dude...I didn't mean to laugh at you (especially being a new guy around here) BUT you don't know what I'm picturing in my head right now. ...hehehe

Thats why I'm a little weary about incalls. I know you could luck out and find a nice gem but once you show up at the place and you don'y like what you see....its a little harder to make the mad dash outta there.

ah the perils of this hobby.