Agreed!! Wow, you look amazing.
Ray, thank you but I doubt I'm alone. There are plenty of horny married women out there. I promise.
Ok, boys, I think you are going about this ALL WRONG. Here's what I'd do if I were in that situation.
1. "Oh, baby you look fucking amazing. I wish I didn't have such a headache or I'd fuck the shit out of you. I think it's from not eating anything today. Would you like to go to that restaurant you were talking about the other day?"
2. "Damn girl, you look incredible. I was thinking about fucking you the whole ride home. Then I got this terrific migraine out of no where. God damn it, please tell me I can have a raincheck? I promise I'm going to rock your world this weekend. Do you want to go relax in the hot tub?"
3. "Oh, honey how did I get so lucky to marry such a wonderful woman? You look so good, I just want to eat you. But I messed up my back at work. Do you mind if we just watch that movie you were talking about on pay per view?"
4. "Wow, you are exactly what I needed after the day I had. The stress meter is pegged. I can't wait to relax in the hot tub with you and then I would love to give each other massages before bed. Did I ever tell you how lucky I was to have you in my life?"