Question re: male RMTs

[Pecs Like Chris Masters]

Does anyone else have a problem with this?

I am neither gay nor homophobic. I would just prefer to have a woman rub my back. The clinic near my place insists on trying to book a male RMT for me, either by policy or by their assumption that that is what I prefer. How do tell them I would prefer a female without sounding like a complete perv?

Also, can anyone recommend a good, attractive, RMT in downtown? No extras or anything sinister desired. I enjoy a good therapeutic, REGISTERED massage once in a while - BONUS points if I happen to find the therapist attractive.

PM with suggestions if you prefer.

Thanks.
D.

 

[chrissy]

I'm with you on this. I'd rather have a woman massaging me. Thinking about another guy giving me a massage always reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George gets a massage from a guy and freaks out. This is a good read:

Jerry: What's with you?

George: A...

Jerry: Yes, A...?

George: A man gave me...

Jerry: Yes, a man gave you...?

George: A man gave me... a massage.

Jerry: So?

George: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...

Jerry: He was what?!

George: He was... touching and rubbing.

Jerry: That's a massage.

George: And then I took my pants off.

Jerry: You took your pants off?

George: For my hamstring.

Jerry: Oh.

George: He got about two inches from... there.

Jerry: Really?

George: I think it moved.

Jerry: Moved?

George: It may have moved, I don't know.

Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.

George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.

Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.

George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?

George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.

Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of contact.

George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?

 

[Bass]

rotflmao

 

[uber]

There is no policy that a male client must be served by a male RMT. You, as a matter of factly, insist on a female RMT if there is one. You may get your aunt's unattractive friend. That's the chance you take. But remember, don't let it move. If it does, you are a perv

 

[E&L]

I'd just tell them plain english ... I prefer female RMT. No one should have any problem with it.