Random Comments

[Southern Baptist]

1. The term "Grand Opening" Isn't this usually a one-time thing, in reference to a ribbon-cutting ceremony with a celebrity or a dignitary ??? Did you ever notice how many MPs use this term in their ads weeks and even months after they open ????

2. Busty,Chesty,BBW,Full-Figured,Reubensque, etc.,......it means fat and lots of it !!!

3. Escorts web sites: I love their "bios" - - - "I'm 24 years old, 5' 9" and live in Toronto". Gee, isn't a bio supposed to be the written account of a person's life ??? The other one that kills me is the "Frequently Asked Questions" (FAQ)section. I'd like to meet the guys who are "frequently asking" these questions !!
(Q: "Can I double your hourly fee at my discretion ?" A: "Yes, you may.")

4. No faces please: SP's who go into every contortion known to man to show you their bodies while simultaneously avoiding showing you their faces. I particularly like the full-frontals where the girl has her hair combed down in front of her face while staring at the ceiling in some hot-sheet motel. Apparently, hiding the face is in regard to "privacy" and "discretion" related issues. The real reason(s) is/are to avoid being identified by:

a. friends and family
b. former boyfriends/pimps
c. Immigration officials
d. police
e. staff from the group home in Niagara Falls they
ran away from
f. the Libyan tanker captain whom they owe $10,000

5. Escort Agency Recruiting Ads: "We are Toronto's finest"...blah..blah..."very selective hiring"...blah..blah.."upscale"...
blah..blah.."looking to hire beautiful, refined,educated,intelligent, poised ladies"..blah..blah (Oh yeah, those are the kind of women who become escorts - usually after losing their Research Director jobs at the jet propulsion lab !!!)

6. Women who were 28 years old four years ago and are now 23. How does that work ???

Well, those are my ramblings for the day. Take care all....

drooler