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[confusion]

Went to Relax yesterday to session with Jenny but she was busy as usual. I was going to wait for her but I decided to pull the trigger with Valery instead because she has been very affectionate toward me in the past and because of her upbeat personality. It was my first session with her and I want to tell you she gave me everything I wanted and more. It was a bona fide GFE/PSE session with DFK and BBBJ with no upsell. She was even more enthusiastic than Jenny (if that's possible). After the session I hung out in the waiting room to meet some of the many new faces I noticed. There was one tall slender gorgeous chica with legs up to her neck and enormous tetas whom I discovered speaks perfect english. She was seated at the table and was occupied with a notebook computer and a pile of papers. Turns out she is an english teacher and she was busy correcting her student's papers. She told me she started working there at Relax last week. I have no idea how new she is to the profession nor can I tell you what the quality of her service may be, but I can tell you that I think she is drop dead gorgeous even if the tetas are bolt ons. She is also very friendly although she did not appear to be at first. So for those of you who might hesitate going to Relax because of the language barrier, here is your opportunity to session with a perfect 10 for 18 mil colones with a woman who could be asking and getting $100 at Del Rey. She is going by the name of Pamela with the accent on the second syllable (pa ME la). She told me she is working full time but who knows how long she will be around. So hurry on down, check her out and give us report. Inquiring minds want to know. By the way, there are quite a few other new young girls there to choose from as well. I almost pulled the trigger with one before I went with Valerie but she wanted to upsell for DATY which is a deal breaker for me, so I politely declined. In the end I left feeling very satisfied. I hope you do too. By the way Spock, Valery is the Nica with long nipples and staple scars from a c-secction who does not speak English.

 

[kayclarkey]

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so why are you not taking her ??? was it your last day ? not sure why you would post so much about a girl you seem to want....but not going to take ...thanks for posting the info on relax ...why dont you have a session with this girl and post a review

 

[Jane*]

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It never hurts to try! It used to work getting tables in good restaurants. If the chica you want is with someone, go to the manager and say "I am so and so and I want to see "chica A" right now". Don't you know who I am!

 

[cressweelickybja]

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the expectation being he would go in and pull her off a reverse cowgirl?

 

[Zack97]

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Ok I'm finally back with a PaMEla report. So I finally got around to a session with Pamela (accent on the second syllable). So I opted for the one hour session. First of all I must say that in terms of looks, she is an eleven and a half. Even though the tetas are bolt ons they are soft and she has no scars or marks of any kind anywhere on her perfect body. No tats, no bebes.
A real honest to god english teacher who has only recently started at Relax. She upsold me for DATY and I made an exception but I did negotiate the upsell. CBJ was good, I didn't bother asking for BBBJ because I didn't want to negotiate that too. However.... I must say that when the serious action began I was more than satisfied. She really has the most perfect body you could ask for and to top it off she is as sweet a person as you could ever want to meet. So hurry up and get yourself down there before she disappears somewhere into the public school system. Tell her Markitos recommended her.

 

[NYMAMA_2010]

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Alfresco, great post thanks for the update and information.

 

[xOxSnowXAngelxOx]

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had the pleasure of pamela in mid dec. was sessioning with other chica when pamela came out of the shower and i said wow i goota have that so i asked her name and i decided to come back later that day just so i wouldn't miss her. glad i did come back, the session was very good. she said she was 24 no Babi*s hard to believe a girl in cr doesnt have a baby by then. she really enjoys sex and does speak english well which made the session nice to be able to talk to each other. would recomend her

 

[offramp13]

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I did go to Relax one day last week and Pamela was there and she is very pretty, but I ended up taking Jenny instead, and Jenny was great as usual. Hope to try Pamela next trip if she is still there.

 

[groulnedagern]

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Would I be the only gringo at this place or is it mixed?

 

[Alison W]

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You would not be the only gringo, especially if I were there. :wink:

 

[fajpliqk]

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Would I be the only gringo at this place or is it mixed?

It seems to be mixed, it just depends when you go, last friday it was more ticos there, might be pay day for them.

 

[Cham]

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There was one tall slender gorgeous chica with legs up to her neck and enormous tetas whom I discovered speaks perfect english. She was seated at the table and was occupied with a notebook computer and a pile of papers. Turns out she is an english teacher and she was busy correcting her student's papers....

Anybody remember that Van Halen video: "Hot for Teacher"?

 

[Gratefuldeadhead111]

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Does relax have individual showers in each room or a shared shower? If it is shared any suggestions on protecting valuables while in the shower? Will the girl shower with you if negotiated?

 

[maxy]

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Does relax have individual showers in each room or a shared shower? If it is shared any suggestions on protecting valuables while in the shower? Will the girl shower with you if negotiated?

No, there is one shower upstairs. Don't try to adjust the shower head or you will be electrocuted :shock: It's pretty small, and considering the circumference of most mongers, I think there may be some logistical issues in sharing a shower :
Also, if you see a dude walking to/from said shower with a towel hanging over his shoulder with his dick swingin in a helicopter fashion, say "What's up Ocho!"

 

[Laodhradyn]

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Update on the Relax report. I'm not sure if Pamela is gone but I sessioned there twice recently and did not see her either time. There were a few other faces I didn't see either. I didn't see Mariam or Samantha either. Fortunately Jenny remains as well as Valery. I don't like the changes they made in the waiting area because it is a lot smaller. I may have to check out Bang Bang's last known favorite hangout a couple of blocks away on my next foray. Monger on....