Return of the PJs

[kmqzxxnx]

How do u extract IRON ORE from Hema Malini???
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1. Get her drunk.
2. Then she'll get tight.
3. Now u ve Hema-tite!
4. Now u can extract IRON ORE!! hyeah:





How do u make a flying cobra land?
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Just say NAGA-LAND!!! :hap5:





What do you call a mathematician who talks too much??
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Hyperbola!! :





Why cant HIPPOPOTAMUS's lie??
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B'coz... HIPS DONT LIE. :bleh:





Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge. why?
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B'coz... Sin90 = Cot45 hyeah:




There was an old man who used to park vehicals for others.
Suddenly one day evryone started calling him SpiderMan. WHY??
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B'coz... his name was Peter "Parker" :





What is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR! wondering how?
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thats bcoz.... (TERA * TERA * TERA) = SUROOR :rofl:




If Emraan Hashmi is Serial Kisser, who is Parallel Kisser?
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Answer - RAVAN!! :devil:

hyeah: hyeah: hyeah:

 

[Dominic M]

There are 3 ants walking on a beach .... two of them are black whereas one ant is white. Why ?




Coz she is widow !!


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agar VIVAH pictar ka shooting engg col me hota to use kya kehlate???
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simple hai...
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VIVA!!!

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fanaa movie me aamir khan gana gata he : mere hath me terah hath ho sari jannate mere sath ho
gana sunke kajol aamir ko thappad marti he

kyun?











kyun ki kajol ko laga uske do hi hath he baki gyarah hath kiske he?


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ek baar ek sharabi ke samne 3 sharab ki bottlles rakhi hui thi...2 full and ek empty...wo sharabi empty wali hi bottle leta hai kyon???????????
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kyun ki usko rocket jalana tha!!

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neil armstrong ki ma kapde dhote hue apne bete ko balti me kyu dalti hai?
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.kyunki uska beta "neil" hai!!! :

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wat has 2 legs but cant walk?
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.jyaada soochoge toh pachtaoge....
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. arre a dead man ofcourse! hyeah:hyeah:

 

[shark4056]

:lmao::lmao:

 

[Jobo]

^^^ same :lmao::lmao:

 

[sharxbyte]

This ans simply rocks: : : : :

 

[Debby R]

Please, enlighten me...yeh waala mere upar se gayaa..:ashamed:

 

[I got you babe ? ? ?]

OMG!!! :lmao:

 

[Amanda Xrawrx]

^Tubelight!!! :tongue:

 

[Addy Theavnger]

^ Abhi bhi batti nahin jalee..:ashamed: .....help me with the choke...:!

 

[adettadia]

^ same here , mere bhi upar se gaya

 

[babyboo]

Dono ke deemag kee batti gul ho gayee hai :lmao:

abe ravan ke kitne moonh? So if he kisses what will happen

 

[Paillacoalo]

Still didn't get it :s

 

[MarinaFerrari]

awesome PJ's !!!!!