Review:Chanel @ Utopia Bodyslide Detective

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My name's Sam Trowel and I am a bodyslide detective. I investigate stroke joints all over southern Ontario, looking for dames who know how to work the Johnson. This ain't your typical detective work but I love it. I pick what dames and what stroke joints I want to investigate and then I file my field reports to headquarters, so other detectives can compare notes.

There was this French Canadian doll I had been meaning to investigate for a long time. She had moved from stroke joint to stroke joint, always moving on before I could check her out. I have a special place in my heart for French Canadian dames. The first time I had my Johnson handled in public was by a French Canadian dame in this peeler joint in Niagara Falls. The first time my Johnson ever fired off in public was also because of this French Canadian doll. Turns out I was there at the beginning of lap dancing.

So things finally worked out where I could see this little pastry. I made my appointment to see her at Utopia. She had changed her name from Chantal to Tia to Chanel but as this hot little number waltzed into the room I figured by any name this girl had it going on. She is not my usual cup of tea in terms of looks as she is a little skinny for me, but she has these sexy eyes and this nice little ass and a sexy demeanor that had gotten my attention.

She started off with a descent massage working over my body and asking how I liked it. After doing this for awhile she asked if I would like to oil her up and lay down ass up. I enjoyed massaging her and she seemed to appreciate my efforts on her body. She then turned over. I massaged her little tarts for a bit and then headed for her croissant. Here is where this investigation hit a bump in the road. She told me I could explore her croissant all I wanted but "we" expected a tip for it. I whirled around to see if someone had entered the room without my knowing it, but we were alone, so I took we to mean the Utopia stroke joint. Now this veteran detective had never been asked for a tip for croissant exploration at this stoke joint before. It was always either available or not as part of the fee paid at the door. But being a croissant lover, and Mr. Johnson shouting "pay it you motherfucker", I agreed to tip her.

I enjoyed my croissant exploration while she lay on her back for awhile,, and she seemed to enjoy it as well. She then told me to sit on the edge of the table while she engaged in some standing Italian and front sliding for awhile. She then had me lie back down while she got into a "soixante neuf" position. I resumed my exploration of her croissant and it was very warm, moist, and the opposite of loose. She worked Mr. Johnson for awhile until he could no longer take it and he put a creamy topping on her tarts.

There was a lot to like about this sexy little French pastry but the requesting of an additional tip for croissant exploration has this detective not returning for a repeat investigation. While paying my fee to the skirt at the door I had glanced at the price list and the proclamation of no hidden fees in the room. Now I repeated the first grade three times so as I was exiting this stroke joint I glanced at the sign again and I had not misread the sign and having been to this stroke joint many times I had never been asked for a tip before.I had not been to this stroke joint for a long time so I don't know if this is standard procedure here now or just this dames actions. I guess I will find out with a repeat investigation with one of the dames I have seen before who didn't ask for this.

40 min deluxe= 160
www.utopiamassage.com

 

[jhEnny]

Nice to see a review from you again GD.

 

[???????]

Nice review and very well written !!!

I hate being hit up for the extra charges but sometimes the little head does all the talking.

VBB

 

[Maria G]

It's nice to have you back in action GD

Being asked for extra $$$ is definitely NOT cool, especially as you were already paying for DELUXE.

It totally ruins the mood of the session, and now she won't get a repeat client. Oh well, her loss I suppose.

 

[Heyyou]

Interesting review style. But then, I guess you're the first "Privates Investigator" I've ever come across.

 

[pFREDq]

C'est dommage GD mon frere. Mais il y a beaucoup different croissants and bakeries in the city.

 

[fighter with a cause]

is this the same Chanel who used to work @ B&S several years ago? discriptions are the same

 

[Mickey K]

A deluxe include a great massage and a great happy ending,you can also massage the girl.we paid for our pleasure not for her pleasure. sure some girl let you touch whitout asking for a tip but they sure hope we give them one. You said that she asked for a tip this is not a hidden fee. Every girl is differente and they use there body to make money. On the deluxe a does not said that you can touch them on every part of there body,a deluxe is a body slide.I when to see her and when she asked me for a tip to touch her i did not have any money with me so i did not touch her and she still give me a geat and original massage.

 

[Jenny]

A deluxe include a great massage and a great happy ending,you can also massage the girl.we paid for our pleasure not for her pleasure. sure some girl let you touch whitout asking for a tip but they sure hope we give them one. You said that she asked for a tip this is not a hidden fee. Every girl is differente and they use there body to make money. On the deluxe a does not said that you can touch them on every part of there body,a deluxe is a body slide.I when to see her and when she asked me for a tip to touch her i did not have any money with me so i did not touch her and she still give me a geat and original massage. And with touching or not when you go to a restaurant you tip for a great service,most of this girl give us a great service,when i have extra money i always tip them.

 

[Ary Jan]

You're splitting hairs. I can assure you being asked for a "tip" IS a hidden fee.

I've seen half a dozen or more girls at Utopia and never been asked to pay more than the POSTED DELUXE rates.

I'd agree some girls are more permissive than others but MPA's ALWAYS have a choice to set physical boundaries which we as Gentlemen will respect.

PS> considering your English has a strong French accent I think it's safe to say "welcome to the board" Chanel

 

[xpander]

GD great to see you in action again, I love the review style. you always seem to find an interesting way to keep it freshe and keep our attention.

 

[Unholy]

In a restaurant you are never asked for a tip for great service.
I always tip for above average service and even occasionally for inadequate service if I believe the effort was there. I know I am not alone in that regard. however if I'm asked for additional gratuities, it makes me hesitant and spoils the mood, hence the overall session is diminished.
it is nice to share your view with us Chanel, welcome to the board.

 

[bella blue]

Hey guys,

Unfortunately, I've got to agree with everyone here.

Not doubt that asking for a tip is a hidden/additional fee and that asking for additional gratuities is without a doubt a mood killer. (The paying in reception is one of the things that draws me to Utopia as the session feels like less of a transaction).

Having said that, I don't think that 'playing down there' is a given with any bodyslide and is therefore always a bonus when you find a girl that allows it at par. I think there is nothing wrong with Chanel being 'more accessible' for extra cash if it is more than can be expected from a standard session. I'm sure there are just as many that will pay extra as those that will be pissed off.

 

[oxprettyinpunkx]

Not the same one.............

 

[Newrean]

I believe she was Chantel who used to work at SRM.

 

[Tajinder W]

Super review, with no trace of rustiness after a long break from reviewing. I Envy you.

Maybe you should travel to the other side of Steeles and see this all French Girl.(Who is my current favourite and is not a Blonde).

 

[cheshirekat260]

Well, I guess someone must of read the initial complaint......she is no longer there as of yesterday.

 

[princess]

Did a quick review on a couple of weeks back as well:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=136474

 

[IrredeIncarve]

I did not ask you for a specifique prices, you give so much and i accepted with a smile and i has very considerente,if i would of ask you for 100$,that will of been a hidden fees. But you can't said to my face that you did not agree with the tipping but you have make a whrite it on massageplanet.net. A lot of guys don't mine it .

 

[blackflamez951]

FCUK!!!

Rosie's horny AND hungry after reading your review.
Got the munchies...