Review: Disappointment = AMP Lisa

[Jude]

Date: 10/06/2010
Provider: Lisa @ 410 & Broadway
Phone: 210-367-8917
Email Address: -
URL / Website: http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/thp/1991386224.html
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: 410 & Broadway
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Extremely Lackluster LT+ You know the kind I mean? Where you just want to interrupt her and say, "Please leave. Let me take over."
Session Length: 1 hour
Fee: $.5
Hair Length and Color: Dark and I don't know exactly how long. I was trying not to look at her face the whole time.
Age: 40
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Where to begin? The room was _BRIGHTLY_ lit throughout the entire session with no background music, white noise, or anything whatsoever. It gave me the feeling of being in a laboratory. For the entire hour with dead silence, things like breathing patterns and traffic outdoors become amplified. Rough. Veryyyy minimal oil was used during the entire session. Part of her style or just plain cheap? The worst part about it was the LT+, which was mechanical and rushed. Her movements, mannerisms, and facial expression were met with a great lack of enthusiasm similar to what you'd see from a person when they first wake up in the morning to a job that they hate going to. Fortunately I've been blessed with a vivid imagination. When I realized just how pathetic the LT+ was, I drifted off, closing my eyes EXTRA TIGHT to block out the bright lights, then imagined some background music and a REALLLLLYYY drunk sorority girl doing the job. I disliked Lisa's session so much that I'd have rather GIVEN MYSELF the LT+. Lisa's session was so disappointing that if I could rewind time, I'd rather donate the money to an organization that I hate like PETA and just done the job myself.

I don't know if ladys read these reviews at all but please for the love of god read and heed, providers. Let this review be a lesson for you. If you're horrible job forces me to escape to the dream world, I'll let the entire session go until the bell rings just to make you work, but don't act surprised when you get nothing for a tip.
Recommendation: No

 

[Sim]

Totally agree: there is been almost 2 months since I saw her, and I do not have an itch to see her again.