Review - Lana @ AlphaCare

[Princess Sandie]

*I saw Lana Oct. 2/04. She doesn't know I'm on any review boards.*

It's been a busy couple of months for me. Lotta work, and still more on the horizon. Haven't had time to go out really hobby which is a bit of a bummer. Saturday was another double shift for me and my legs have been pretty achy the last couple of weeks. I decided I would go to an MP and have a bit of fun, and hopefully get a nice massage.

Mp's were limited to choose from, due to the time of night. I figured since I hadn't been there in a while, I would give Alpha Care a go.

http://www.seealphacare.com/index2.html

I went in blind. No appointment. Just wanted to take my chances and see what happens.

When I arrived, I told the night manager that I wanted a 45 min. session in the VIP room. Handed over the $50 and went in.

To my surprise, they, repainted the VIP room. Not only that, but, also the hallway leading to the other rooms too. New paint, some borders, new decor, new lights. Looked alright. Could use maybe a bit more decor as it seems a little bit barren in there still, but, it's a nice change.

Went and had my shower and waited for my attendant to come in. I was mixed between being nervous and excited about who I was going to get. Would it be a challenge? Fun? Am I gonna wish I hadn't done this?

Then came the knock on the door.

In walked an older looking female. I'd say mid 40's or so. Hard to tell since the lights were low. Short blonde hair. Weight proportionate to height, and big boobies. I'd say D-cups at least. She introduced herself as Lana.

I remember seeing some reviews on Lana, but, none that really seemed recent to me. I don't think anything was really bad said about her service. More just about her age and looks. I didn't really care that night about age, and looks, well, like I said, the lights were low, I couldn't really get a good look. When I look back at it, I don't think I ever did really get a good look at her face. From what I saw, she's not a knock out, but, she's not Broom Hilda either.

She asked what option I wanted to go with and ofcourse I went with the BS. Hey, $40 for a BS? Why not?

Lana asked if I wanted hard or soft massage. I went with a medium at first. Wanted to go in the middle and then make my decision whether to change or not. I didn't want to start things of by getting injured.

At first, her massage was, IMO, soft. And she didn't use any oil. I told her she could go harder, and go ahead with using some oil. I said she didn't have to be shy with it, since I don't mind a lot. So, she greased me up.

cont'd.......

 

[Bill L]

cont'd.....
I gotta tell ya, Lana gives a good massage. Started working on my back, using her forearms for pressure. Then, worked my shoulders and neck area. While she was working this area, as was giving her some attention as well. When she got down to my legs, I felt like I was in heaven. They needed some serious attention, and she used enough pressure to work out the aches. She has good strong hands.

I offered her my massage services and she accepted, but, wanted to finish her massage with me first. Hey, who am I to argue?

As she worked on my neck, she would get very close to my ear and give it a little kiss. And then stay there for a bit, breathing very softly, enough that it gets those nerves going, ya know?

She then wanted me to flip over. She started working on the front of my legs, which again, felt so good. Then, she started on my neck again, gently lifting up my head and working underneath. Started sliding down and worked my shoulder blades more, lifting up my upper torso slightly as she was doing so. Then, came a very nice scalp and face massage. I've never had an mpa do that before and I told her so. She was sure to ask me about using enough pressure on my face that it wasn't uncomfortable. It felt really good. She then worked my arms and even my hands. She was very thorough with the massage.

It was now her turn.

We switched positions and I started. She preferred no oil, so I had to go a little softer with the massage. She told me she was surprised that I offered a massage. She said that she doesn't get that too often. She was very complimentary of my technique as I rubbed her legs. Even when she does get customers offering a massage, not many know how to really do one well.

I made sure that I returned the favour to her, paying close attention to most of her body. I basically gave her a full body massage, minus the scalp and face. Nice amount of teasing and caressing mixed along with it as well. She also made sure that I wasn't feeling left out when I was massaging her.

There really wasn't a BS in this session. Although I had requested one at the beginning, it wasn't something that ever happened. Not to worry though, she made sure that I was stress free by the time our session was finished. This wasn't anything that she had intentionally skipped over, it was just that, well, it really wasn't necessary. So, there was no need for it, and I didn't feel ripped off in any way shape or form. It was more my call than hers.

Afterwards, I showered and got dressed. She gave me a nice little hug, thanked me for the massage, and I was on my way. A happy little hobbyiest.

I was pleasantly surprised at how this all turned out. It coulda been a nightmare. I guess I'm just lucky. I had a good time with Lana. We did have some conversation. Very general and light. She's a pleasant lady. She did say a few things that seemed contrived but, nothing really to take away from what was happening. Maybe it was just her accent that made it sound that way. No matter. It was still a good time. And, a really nice massage.

BS - 45min/$40 + $20 tip rm rate - 45min/$50
Appearance - 6.5
Massage/Technique - 9.0
Finish - 9.0
Repeatable - yes. But, not in the near future.
Recommend - yes. If you don't mind the age.

 

[Wang Rita]

Very well written and informative review, Wooly !!! She does look a bit older from the web pic's. Any idea if her bazooka's are real or fake?

 

[agatha_snape]

Excellent review.....

The last time I was at Alpha Care was to see the lovely Marilyn (those were the days).

I liked Lana's photos and debated going to see her.... now I just might do that.

 

[crystal-claire]

I'm pretty sure they're real.

 

[phillyfan11]

good review. what's the vip room? never been or is that a little joke?

 

[Maira]

No. It's not a joke. The VIP room is a bit bigger and nicer than the other rooms. Nothing really special about it other than that.

 

[ashii]

Glad to see Lana still has kept up her service. I use to see her often going back a a while ago. Older but very nice sessions as I remember them too.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ahhh...Alpha Care...so many mysteries still to learn about that place
thanks