Review - Melissa at AC

[Pompal 09.]

Well guys, I dont know what to say about this session, or even to make sense of it. If someone that knows management reads this or AC management reads this please note this is nothing personal.

BUT WHO THE F*** hires these girls. The only time in history that the pics are better then in person. She enters the room like she just did the 24hr shift, all tired and moody. We decide on the massage, and I give her the benefit of the doubt in 1st impressions. Boy was I wrong. She just layed there like a dead fish. Like someone who is recovering from a bender, know what I mean. So I tried to make the most of it, you know some conversation or make some small talk. All she says is that she's tired, she's tired. Anyways to make a really bad story short, it was time for the the finish. Guys, thank God I was on an empty stomach, cause she smelled like shit. I mean it! Like shit!!! Realizing it more and more I noticed that her skin was not smooth and sweaty like. Well I did what I had to do. As I am getting dressed she just put her outfit back on like nothings wrong. HOW ABOUT A QUICK SHOWER TO WASH OFF THAT F***** skank and shit off your ass??? I have never smelled an odour from a girl/women/mpa/sp before in my life. I almost heaved right then and there but managed to control the stomach.

Face 5/10
Body 6/10
Service A big fat 0
Hygiene: ehhhhhhhhhhehehheehheheheheh.....ehehehehehheheh thats the sound of me dry heaving.

repeat? I think I took one for all the type of teams you can think of. This TOFT is gonna last a real long time. When I left I was all itchy and took one of those showers at home where your burning your skin off with the hot water.

I hope for the sake of health and hygiene that management takes this girl aside and check her out. Or at least make sure she takes a shower when she works.

 

[27PurpleRoses]

So did you have a good time?

 

[Neicy]

As I am getting dressed she just put her outfit back on like nothings wrong. HOW ABOUT A QUICK SHOWER TO WASH OFF THAT F***** skank and shit off your ass??? I have never smelled an odour from a girl/women/mpa/sp before in my life. I almost heaved right then and there but managed to control the stomach.

I think I took one for all the type of teams you can think of. This TOFT is gonna last a real long time. When I left I was all itchy and took one of those showers at home where your burning your skin off with the hot water.

QUOTE]

But how did you really feel?lol

 

[colourtheskywithyou]

Sorry Mr. 420, but rather than blaming AC mgt and smelly Melissa, I think you must bare some of the responsibility. You have been a member on massageplanet.net for some time, with over 400+ posts, and know AC is more miss than hit.

 

[2cold scorpio]

Thanks for TOFTT and saving me some money.

 

[kylelovesrootbeer]

LMAO, had me rolling on the floor and I feel for you but man look at the pic. The smelly booty would have shriveled me up and it would have been over for me, I have to hand it to you to get the deal done LOL!
http://www.alphacare.ca/cgi-bin/attendant.pl?id=132

Try Ruby, Kathy, Carla, and Selina been with all of these ladies and they are great in the room and not bad looking either. Suzana and Stella are fun too, but older and might not be everyones cup of tea in the looks department but fun in the room. Tyra looks hot but I have never seen her.

 

[Lucas]

I guess thats main drawback of TOFT. I'm taking the risk of flushing my $$$ down the toilet. There were no reviews of her and she was new to AC. So being a good massageplanet.net member (insert wise crack here) I thought...eehhhh what the heck. I could of easliy of waited another 3 months before someone else wrote a review. But curiousity killed the cat. Had I known she was like that I certainly have not gone. I see Carla and Summer when I go, and they are fun fun fun. Summer I knew from her BP days and Carla I had wait for a review and ask the reviewer further questions.

How I got off God only knows, and I want to keep it that way.

And I dont think I should be blamed at all. I cant smell shit over the computer, and you expect a MPA to have idea that having a 3 minute shower after the session should be is a good idea. If hygiene wasnt an issue I would of had a good time.

 

[Jimbo N]

I had an equally poor but different experience with her. She would not stop talking during our session (mostly nonsense - I'm going to buy a cadillac, I don't have money for the rent, I buy my daughter millions of dollars worth of gifts, my boyfriend blah, blah, blah) and the more she talked the harder it was to imagine the session was with someone else to get it over with. I am pretty sure she was on something (if not several things).

 

[Metropolisforever]

I had a doube with her and Hailey when she was new and I had Hailey first and couldnt make that poor girl get back on my cock after that stinky bitch, Melissa tried to jerk me off and once again didn't know what she was doing, so Hailey stepped in and even said here's how its done and made me blow in 2 sec flat...Melisssa is disgusting, someone should notify the management about this forum on her, talking about boyfriends are a big nono but venerial diseases are an even bigger one

 

[Tariq E]

you are absolutely hilarious man. love it.
I feel your pain as
i was in similar situations before (with different SP) gross!
Every so often you get a rotten one but
it does make the good ones shine that much brighter.
Still I could do without them. thank god for massageplanet.net and the
brotherhood!

 

[Cake.]

They call that "Strawberry blonde" ???
Do I need to adjust my LCD panel?

I don't think I have ever left a MP without seeing the MPA take a shower. Some take a very quick one others almost a full shower. Hay that's half the fun when they have glass doors on the shower...