Review:Mika @ Brandys

[leapfrog44]

I had been wanting to see Whitney at Brandys since Scurochiaro's review of her, but I had called the spa a couple of times when she was listed on their website schedule as working, only to be told that she was not working. I guess their website schedule is not very accurate. Recently I had called again in hopes of seeing her, she was not, but upon hearing that Mika was working I decided to make my maiden voyage to Brandys to see Mika.

Mika's pictures on the website looked enticing, but I was to find out just what a good photographer can do to make somebody look a lot better than they are. I could not find an actual review of Mika, just a couple of positive comments and coupled with the photos I made my appoinment to see her.

I walked into Brandys and after a moment a lady came out to greet me. She asked me if I was ----- and I said yes, thinking I was talking to the receptionist, not my soon to be mpa. She said she was Mika and I heard mr happy yell D'oh, as she looked nothing like I expected her to look.

I would say she is in her early 40's, maybe late late 30's in terms of age. She is a big lady. I would compare her in body type to that of china from the wwf as far as body size, but not muscular like china. My gut instinct was to turn around and walk out as I felt zero attraction to her, but I felt compelled to honor my appoinment as I know what it feels like when my appointment has been given away, and I would have felt bad to just bolt like that.

She led me to the room, discussed the various sessions available and I chose the nude reverse, she left me to shower and said she would be back shortly.
As I showered I thought to myself maybe the hobbying gods would be good to me for not bolting and maybe something magical was about to happen. Alas, there is no such thing as magic.

Mika started off the session with a firm massage that was actualy pretty good, if I was there for just the massage it would have been a good session as her massage was good, and I enjoyed my conversation with her as well. Unfortunately, for me, the massage is not the thing.

She then asked me if I wanted to massage her and out of habit I said yes. She laid on the table on her stomach and my first thought to myself was my god I am massaging a dude. She is a big boned lady, semi bbw, and as she lay there before I noticed her large calves and thighs, and a very big booty that was not shapely at all(a lot of cottage cheese). She seemed to enjoy the massage and after a bit she flipped over and I massaged her front. My hands were allowed to wander, but they did so more out of habit than desire.

I got back on the table for the finish. I conjured up images of my favorite latina porn stars like Daisy and Domino as she worked on mr happy. I will say she had some skill in the happy handling department and the inevitable conclusion was reached.

I will say that Mika is a very nice lady, is friendly and has a good attitude. I enjoyed my conversation with her. But in terms of looks she is nothing like I imagined her to be. She is a lot older than I thought, and she is a lot bigger than most of her pictures would suggest. When i got back home I looked at the pictures again and the one picture where she has a thong bottom on with her hands on her tits if you look closely you can see how big her hips and legs are.

The spa itself is nice, and with the right lady, the dancer pole in the room could be a pretty cool thing to have. The spa is located in an industrial park so for those of you who prefer a discreet location Brandys is that.

I still hope to see Whitney there. Scurochiaro if you are out there man, do you know when Whitney actually works at Brandys?

30 minute nude reverse = 100

www.brandysspa.ca

 

[Brandon]

Sorry to read of your disappointment, GD. The gods are a mischievous lot and tend to have a twisted sense of humour. Your decision to stay will however earn you some more good Karma.

When I called Brandys, I was told that Whitney is in Europe for 3 weeks.

 

[boom10]

Haven't checked out Brandy's yet, but I must say, Necole's pix is about to change that

 

[Twins+1 YIAC!]

I am still awaiting the memo that says February is Bad Review Month !!!

Hey Gdude,

I guess I could quote you on several things you said in your review but I will only quote the following:



At least you added a review to the database.

VBB

 

[jerem]

Pray you do not get that memo. Forward your mail, both land and E. Take your phone off the hook. Call in sick. For god's sake man DO NOT READ THAT MEMO

 

[Stu]

I'm sure other hobbyists have experienced a situation similar to yours, probably minus "the dude factor". I know there have been times when I have booked appointments without ever seeing the MPA in person. Mind you, it's only at places I have been to before ... too much of a risk at first-time MP's.

It's great when what you imagined through the pics becomes a reality, but at the other end of the stick, it just takes the air out of you. In those cases, the session becomes more of a chore and the sooner its over, the better.

Nice review, G-Dude !!! I can see you examining pics meticulously in the future.

 

[Tyler N]

Well said TLM. Most of the time I want mr. happy to be a marathon runner but in emergencies I encourage him to be a sprinter.

I ordered a special microscope from the acme company to use on website pictures in the future.

 

[Ashleigh]

I think I owe you beer Golfdude!

I was just about to call and book an appt on the basis of her pics when I noticed your review.

ct

 

[JS14]

Nice review.

This place is more of a hit and miss,with the chances of getting a hit are always slimmer.

One thing i have noticed under their schedules names like Anna,Camilla etc.Are these the same ones from Elite Retreat? Or just a coincidence.

 

[chad]

Could be a possibility because the last time I called Elite Retreat a few weeks ago, I was told that Anna no longer works there even though her pics remain on their outdated website. Natalie's pics also look distantly familiar ... there was a 30+ EE blonde at Elite by the same name a few years ago.

 

[twilight fan team edward]

Yes,I think you are right about Natalie,as her pics. look cery familiar.

 

[Brom]

You will find that many of the MPAs that used to work on the Queensway have moved off given the constant harrassment bu bylaw and LE that I warned about in another thread.

Also the fact that GTA MPs have to close at 9pm cuts down on their income and they have moved to places that are still open late.

VBB

 

[owlcroft]

I don't think I have ever said no to a free beer! I would like one ice cold Duff please.

Sharing information so that fellow hobbyists can make informed decisions on how to spend their hard earned cheese is what this forum SHOULD be all about.