Review: No Clue from Exotic Peru

[miss s.t.]

Date: 2/4/2010
Provider: Monica
Phone: 832-964-7098
Email Address: monicelin@yahoo.com
URL / Website: http://houston.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/monica-from-exotic-peruvian-call-me-832-964-7098this-pics-is-absolutely-me/6278667
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Fountainview & Westheimer
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Massage -
Session Length: 1HR (45 min actual)
Fee: $60 (no upsell)
Hair Length and Color: Hair was up, but probably a little more than shoulder length. Dark with mottled highlight streaks
Age: mid 30's ?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Looks like her pix. Low rider jeans and baggy shirt. Seemed to have healthy boobage.
Recommendation: No

 

[Prince of Persia]

For non-premium members:

Massage - (minus) refers to her total inability to give a massage. You will get the impression she has never given one before.

Also, if you attempt to lay down a bunt single, you may never get to first because you may keel over laughing over her attempt to field it. She may attempt to throw to first, but the ball will come as if out of left field. Comprende?

 

[GabeMan]

Sorry about the bad experience I25W. Thanks for sharin'.

 

[Mon]

Your welcome BigDaddi. This was a frustrating review to give because on a personal level I really liked her. Unfortunately her massage skills are so poor that I can't justify exploring other options with her.

I really debated not doing this review, but I sort of felt that I owed it to others who may have been tempted like I was.

 

[Bossoli is back?]

Very good intel! Good luck on your next one.

 

[chuckstervandam]

I almost booked with her a few weeks back, but she seemed clueless on the phone, so I passed. Sorry you were the one to TOFTT.

 

[Linda C]

classic

 

[Isis Grace]

This one is a kunundrum. First time I had a decent massage and NE and a pretty decent HJ....second time she said she didn't do HJ and no NE...however, she made me really hard and helped me DIY with finger sucking and lots of massage and some touching...she likes seeing a hard one...gets her all horny. She actually jumped on the table and laid on me while I was still up. First visit she told me that I made her wet and made me spoon her standing up. I have only seen her twice....she ask a lot of questions about do I have a GF and stuff...I think she is trying to hook up with a client...ya know...like find a husband or something. While I have had 2 really explosive encounters...I decided to stick to Asians. This one is smokin hot and has a GREAT rack, just too weird for me. YMMV obviously.

 

[Pompal 09.]

YellowLedbetter, it is not wise to bump thread that are 3 months old. It would of been much better if you submit a review.

 

[Bonzo The Wonder Pig]

What do you mean "not wise"? Geeze. Are the post Nazi's going to come and get me?