Review: Sheri @ Josephines

[The Mad Russian (????)]

Review: Sheri @ Josephines

www.josephinespa.com

There are no pics of her on the site, do not confuse with Sherry who I reviewed earlier and posted a warning. I am not sure about the spelling of her name, but used a different version to avoid confusion. She has only been working at this MP for 3 weeks.

This Sheri has dyed straight blonde hair with the dark roots and appears to be in her mid to late 20s. A slight mummy tummy, as she is a mother, and as mentioned before she has enhanced C cups with a not too wide and large rear end. She is of Russian descent.

I am going to write this up slightly different than my usual format and will choose something more along the lines of an abbreviated Shakespearean Play.

 

[marko j]

... contd

Act X: The End (The Revelation)

As I walked out, I saw Tina folding towels, why didn

 

[julie_becu]

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

 

[Phoenix Trite]

To be, or not to VBB ... that is the true question ?

Whether is it KNOBler in the GROIN to suffer the OIL and POWDER of Massage Parlours ...

 

[Funktasticka]

Thanks VBB, being a regular customer of Josephines, I and my pocket book appreciate the negative reviews. I usually love trying the new ladies unless I read something like this.

 

[soccergirl]

Excellent review, VBB. I enjoyed all 10 Acts to the Play Perhaps Josephine 'intended' for you to give Sheri some pointers... lol

 

[Shaun]

Aw, crap, I could have saved myself some grief if I had read this review before last Sunday AM. Sheri was everything VBB said - unresponsive and mechanical. Now, I don't expect the MPA to be writhing on the table from my ministrations - reality check - but looking at me once and awhile WOULD be nice.

On the plus side, she's a nice enough lady - she was quite huggy, and pleasant to chat with. Very hard bolt-ons, though not bad looking - I'd say about a 7 out of 10 for looks.

All in all, there are better ways to spend your money. I'd like to have a little more say in who I see, rather than having them assigned to me at the front door - I suspect I have to get a bit more aggressive that way.

On a completely unrelated note - whassup with Lexa and not opening at their posted hours? I've bitched about this before - Sunday AM, they are never open at the posted time (9AM), whereas Josephine's is much more punctual. If they had been open, I would have gone there instead.