Review: Zhang @ Ms. Li’s Chinatown microbrothel

[KaNi]

Gymnastgirl gets to post a review! Someone else's! Some girls have penis envy, I have review envy, so anyone who will let me post a review on their behalf, feel free to contact me. Here is the donor's new review.

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Recently I was at a Vancouver Chinatown casino (yes, a perfectly legal one), when the boisterous gamblers started to talk about women, TOEs, and breasts. No Chinese Hamsters were there so no one talked about Bungholes. Tall mongering fishing stories were exchanged and mongering recommendations were swapped. My monger ears perked up, like Vulcan ears but Ferengi horniness, when one generous dragon mentioned a place with Asian SPs. Soon the details spilled out like dancers running out of the Loft Six nightclub. Lo and behold there are Asian microbrothels in all places – the heart of Chinatown. Who would have thought of it!

I could metaphorically hear the thousands of sophisticated eforum.xxx mongers (they shave their balls), and one sophisticated Hamster (who loves his balls), screaming at me (in perfect Chinese) to get out of the casino and do some recon (before I gamble away all my monger money), and investigate one of these Chinatown microbrothels for all the vicarious mongers and eforum.xxx lurkers. Less
than an Anika Sorestram golf drive away, was the cozy microbrothel location in an apartment near Gore Avenue/Keefer Street. No appointment necessary.

The usual high security door opens and in I go. The two youngest girls looked like Japanese exchange students, Enjo Kosai. Someone fetch 2cums from Starbucks.

Cutesie mandarin bowing and greetings spit out, so definitely not Japanese but Middle Kingdom.

Mainland Mamasan, Ms. Li, presented Bou-Lee Tea to me. I told her I prefer Green Tea and she scrambled like a hunchbacked cockroach to an alternative tea cozy to service me, build up my sperm banks with some liquids.

Ms. Li had a lineup of three silicone-free women in their early 20s.

A 19 year old, 22 year old and a 24 year old.

The 24 year old was named Zhang.

Her first name sounded like a surname, so I reversed it; she took it as a precision compliment when I called her ZhangYiYi because of her strong resemblance to an actress named ZhangYiYi. Not in THE ROAD HOME, or CROUCHING TIGER, or HERO, but in RUSH HOUR2.

Many round eyes don't like ZhangYiYi, they prefer the curvier white girl (actually Latina) Rosalyn Sanchez from RUSH HOUR2.

Guess which girl I picked? The oldest one of course, purely by random.

Zhang had a waif of a body.
5’5”,
42 Kilograms,
6 inches of feet,
12 inches of narrow shoulders,
24 inches of hair,
skin like baby powder,
fine-bones,
especially cheek bones.
Very striking porcelain complexion, probably favours Shiseido foundation cream.
Fire engine red lipstick, she told me Chanel.
In the puppies department she is an A-cup so I can hear Hamster say “Hamster won’t be doing her! Make note to Hamster – do not pump ZhangYiYi.”

I will be a model of brevity, and edit out the sex chapter and cut straight to the conclusion in my experimental new improved condensed mini-review……
…..Full service took place……
….$130 / session for FS. The session is supposed to last 45 minutes but as usual there is no buzzing or clock in an Asian microbrothel, so I leaked over 75 minutes again.

Still I can’t leave out the TOE report for the Hamsterites: Zhang’s TOE looked like a Joe Fortes Restaurant Nanaimo Oyster TOE, whereas I personally prefer a Cannery Restaurant Victoria geoduck baby clam TOE.

Afterwards, cuddling on the microbrothel mongering mattress, I thought of the just completed releases. The only thing missing is the metaphorical opium pipe. For a brief time, the night truly does feel like a travel mongering experience: exotic Chinese seafood meal, gambling, mongering, Asian setting and an Asian woman.

Cheers!

 

[thunderdragoonx]

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FYI - The Hamster goes red in the face anytime someone mentions him in a post. The Hamster isn't a Bono of U2 type celebrity that soaks up all the glamour and hype of being famous. Rather, the Hamster is a somewhat shy and reserved pooning star, that prefers to remain anonymous.

As for all these Micro-Brothels, some phone #'s and/or addresses would be great!

Which Micro would likely have a busty young 18 to 20 year old with a tight TOE and a clean Bunghole?

 

[HEIMAT]

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could you post the address or pm me as I would love to try this place out.

 

[Pompal 09.]

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Aye, some contact info would be greatly appreciated. Here or PM please.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Tinkerbell]

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Are these micro asian brothel places friendly towards the white-boys?

 

[shaybaby]

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Sharing is good...

Didn't your mama tell you?

 

[IWillWaterBoardScottWhite]

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Thanks for sharing your experience.

Wow, I hope someone can PM me where is no.9 and no.10, so want to try those places out. I think I will be a poor guy if I know both of the places.LOL..... thanks

 

[MichaellRunyon]

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Lo, long time lurker. Want to join the hobby. Thanks to everyone that posts reviews on this board. Will return with some posts once I try some providers out. Could someone send me contact info on micro-brothels #1,2,4,9 & 10

 

[horsebackrider]

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Can someone please pm me with some of those micro-brothels info.

 

[Toni]

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i have contact info for anna's, but none for the others. could anyone kindly share the rest? thanx!

 

[goofy]

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I am of two minds on the reviews. On the positive side, it is nice to see that there is good asian s&f service in this town with having to pay an arm and a leg (I try to set a $160 max, but I have been know to go over). I perfer asian women, and most time I don't care to have conversation afterwards (if I want conversation I will call my girlfriend). From my observation, most of the women that were professionals in China gravitate to the AMP. So in P88's reviews the working class girls must end up here. With that being said, the negative part of the reviews is that a fair number of us ethnically unendowed (ie non chinese) members will not see an ounce of that trim, since we bu shou putonghua, or we are seen as policemen. What I propose is that after you visit an establishment that you bring a non chinese member with you to help get through the negative thoughts of having a gwai lo in the house. I will scrafice and volunteer to go with you on the next trip for the betterment of the community. Barring that, can you ask the mamasan if they they are gwai lo friendly and pass those numbers out to the loyal.

BTW, can you pm the contact info?

 

[Cristina]

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Wo Shuo yi dian putonghua, but not enough to get laid. I tried to get into a microbrothel on Victoria Drive near the fire station at 37th, but once they figured out that I was white (I couldn't get through the phone screener), they let me know that they were going to be busy every time I called. I have been to one before (Broadway and Nanaimo), but I think by the time that they advertise to white people the price goes up and the quality of the gals go down. I think this has alot to do with them not wanting to be closed down. However it seems to be a source that I want to tap into. I mean 19 to 25 yo mainland girls, how can I be faulted.

As for the tagline, I picked it to show that I am a part of the group on this board that wants to get 1) decently laid 2) not ripped off 3) at the best price 4) and willing to look and will listen to the leads of others and contribute my own. There are other groups on the board that have different ideas. The one good thing is that this board can accomdate different viewpoints. This is important since this hobby is all about freedom isn't?

 

[Mr. P]

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Damn, I knocked on every door around Keefer and Gore to no avail. Could you drop me a line with more contact info.

 

[Lynn Bodoni]

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The funny thing about them thinking white guys are going to get them busted. They are probably the safest bets to not get them busted.

Maybe they haven't noticed but there are more than a few cantonese speaking chinese cops out there these days. And if you were the police and going to send in a cop to bust a place wouldn't you send the chinese cop to do the job. I know I would be.

 

[Marlena Searcy]

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Actually I think that some of our Chinese bro's will also be SOL if they have an LE look about them as opposed to a pooner look. (I don't want to answer questions on a pooner look, but trust me). Anyways that was answered before by another member on another thread. To sum it up, there is a limited number of cops who are Chinese, that would fit in. As soon as they go to court they can't work UC again. There are higher priorities for the LE. As a result they have less to fear from Asians.

 

[Ascendancy]

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Sounds good
Can someone pm or tell me about the contact number?

 

[Cubrocrerroda]

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I'm interested too. Please list or pm contact info.

 

[aaaa15]

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well if sumone has the info may i have it too =)?

 

[Lula Bell Bumpass]

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wow talk about bringing back very old posts...

 

[bunkyriver]

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If there is another board, can someone PM me the details? Thanks