Role Reversal

[Help]

I have been a regular reader of this post for a while now and just wanted to add a thought . How would all us guys feel if roles were reversed and the women were hot for our bodies in massage situations and we were working in massage parlors as the attendents . A typical customer might be an overweight mid fifties , balding , grey-haired, flat chested lady who does not believe in shaving legs , armpits - (she thinks she looks great - as we all think WE look great). We ask if she wants a shower and she says she just had one (yeah right) ,so we take her forty dollars and say we will be right back . We enter the room a few minutes later to find an enormous backside laying on the table and humming to the music and expecting a real great time . We slather her with oil and start to massage her back when suddenly she grabs at our cock and asks what the extras there are . We smile and say $20 topless ,$40 nude and $60 nude reverse - to which she replies do we do body slides and of course we say yes-for a good tip of course . She wants the nude reverse . So we slip off out T-Shirt and shorts and begin the massage . We have to appear as if we are enjoying this of course and as she rolls over notices we are not too "aroused " - no matter she says she will massage the attendant now - so we lay face down first and she pours half a bottle of oil on our ass and starts to massage it - next thing we know she's trying to insert a finger in it -Yipes ,we yell that's not allowed and we flip over . As she's massaging the other side she tries a kiss on the lips ,no no we say STOP . Then she starts kissing down our chests heading for the family jewels , any way I think you get the idea - Have a GR8 day

 

[Cody j]

You left out that if you are good looking and provide some extras you can be assured of $100,000 to $200,000/year in tax-free income. You could make more in five years than a (non-union)factory worker makes in a lifetime. Not bad for a job that requires no education.

 

[This is NOT a Brothel]

Same customer, different MPA

 

[CrAzYcHiC123]

And then, when Granny asks me for a facial, I say WHEEEEEEEEEE, grasp the short and curly gray in my food traps and sigh with pleasure when she drenches my eyes, nose, cheeks and mouth with some magical liquid that smells and tastes like truffles.

 

[Levon]

from my perspective, if I were an MPA :

I love the $

Not all clients are "stereotypically" unattractive to me so it does have it's positive side.

Unfortunately, I find it really hard on both an emotional and physical level, so either I deal with those aspects somehow and make quick, yet not always such "easy money", or I quit ...

 

[wiemercats]

Happy I think you're right on the money and I don't think there will be any need for an apology. It is an interesting *first* post isn't it? It will be interesting to see what future posts from Gortman are like. ;-)
Now I am not *yet* an MP client and the thought that this is what actually goes through an MPA's head during a session leaves me wondering whether it is something I want to do. For those out there who may be struggling to make up their mind to book their first session it may be enough to knock them off the fence of indecision and back to a safer place. Imagine a service that is in the business of selling an illusion and being foolish enough to openly reveal "the man behind the curtain".

Specter

 

[Pompal 09.]

Compare the job of an MPA with someone working an 8-hr shift at the Customer service counter in some busy department store listening to complaints all day long, I would probably go for the MPA job any day. The proportion of unattractive people you see each day are probably the same.

As an MPA, whenever you run into a nice hobbyist, you can actually have great fun. You job is to keep them coming back. Good mileage and good acting help. Just don't tell.

 

[archnew2]

Let's say you work at HFH or IT where your competition is all the other gorgeous mpa''s there. Some like Cameron, just uses her incredible looks and low mileage but a sensual session nontheless to be completely booked each day she works. I'm sure if you as a client are not very attractive, she can afford to give you a less than memorable session, so that you will not want to repeat which would be fine with her because she will be fully booked anyhow. Some mpa's there who may not be as attractive and not as busy, may resort to higher mileage to get repeat clients...but even then, they can choose who to give that high mileage to...ie. if they are somewhat attracted to the client and want them to repeat again. If the mpa just cares about the $$ and is not very busy, they will probably provide high mileage to almost anyone no matter how they look as long as they are clean...ie. the mpa will close, grin, and bear it.
Some mpa's who are gorgeous and don't need to provide high mileage, still give high mileage to guys they is attracted to just to ensure they repeat and maybe even give out their cellphone#'s.

 

[bugsysue2]

Interesting analysis overall and interesting attitude you are describing. This is all fictional, just to make a point, right?

 

[Aleksandra]

Gortman makes an excellent point, and LateComer's reply is right on the money! Is the moral of the story that this is a profession only for the young and beautiful who should get rich quick and leave the scene? ----Dr. Moe

 

[udaya k]

Plus she properly also has to deal with advance or harassment from her boss or co-workers. There is a give and take for every kind of jobs.

 

[Shalene]

or workers seeking favoritism. The internal politics may well be very similar.

 

[PoliceCopManOmg]

I'd be glad of the opportunity to make some good money. I think I'd also get a boost out of the fact women were "hot for me" and being granted the opportunity to play out my sexuality in such a role. I may even feel "special" to a degree in some situations. At the same time I may become sceptical of what clients tell me due to all the bullshit lines and delusions; ending up not knowing what is true and what is real ( yes, I think it can work both ways )

I may have a problem with those grey areas that clients seem to enter into and may get caught up in those myself. I'm not sure I could be one to leave the job at the door and treat it purely as a job, but who knows.

I think I'd be very much a YMMV MPA and most likely would be giving freebies to some client

 

[akluis]

...how much for a session, poolie


...and where do i get the $10 off coupon for a discount...

 

[stephie]

Wrong Hole, PM me. I'm sure, for you, we can work something out ... muuuaaa

One other thing which I may feel at odds with if the roles were reversed, would be my being personally scrutinised on review boards, but like other things and easy to say, I'd have to learn to deal with it as part of the job.

 

[PhoenixBird]

Thank you poolie,

I have already enlisted as a member of the poolie fan club board

btw, did you just finish watching Jacob two two meets the Hooded Fang....cuz you are posting things twice

 

[Boudicca]

Poolie, after reading that post, it's no wonder you have your own fan club. You've debated the pros and cons extremely well. At first, I thought, no way could I ever do that. After reading your post, I would consider it.

 

[Jennifer T]

Happy !! - thanks so much - you have given me the best laugh I have had all summer - I can assure you that I am not a MPA although I have probably spent more time in MP's than some of the young girls I have seen around . Many good points have been made , especilly by Pool , and this has given us all pause for thought .

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Pool's da man.

 

[trigga1uk]

uhhh.... What are you saying here.........scratching my head!!!