Self help for Old People

[Buzzy]

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE VERY FAST
ANYMORE.

> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
> wife
> told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
> could
> see from the bedroom window.
>
>
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
>
> were people in the shed stealing things.
>
>
>
> He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said
>
> 'no.' Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
>
> simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
>
> George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
> again.
> 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
>
> stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
>
> now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
>
> ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
>
> red-handed.

> One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd
> shot
> them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
(True Story) I LOVE IT: Don't mess with old people!!

 

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