MY HEAD!!!
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IF YOU yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days
you would have produced enough sound energy
to heat one cup of coffee.
--Hardly seems worth it.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb.
----Now that's more like it!:rofl:
The human heart creates enough pressure
when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.
-----O.M.G.!:ashamed:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
----Who wants to be a pig in the next life :
A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.
-----
Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories a hour
-------Don't try this at home, maybe at work
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
-----:...poor males!!!
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a
football field.
-----:bleh:
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
--------What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?:
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
---------I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Butterflies taste with their feet.
-------
The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.-------:S
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump.
------OK, so that would be a good thing:
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
--------- I wonder who was paid to figure that out?:rofl: :rofl:
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
---------I know some people like that.:
Starfish has no brains
------I know some people like that too.
Polar bears are left-handed.
-------
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
--------What about that pig??
:rofl:
you would have produced enough sound energy
to heat one cup of coffee.
--Hardly seems worth it.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb.
----Now that's more like it!:rofl:
The human heart creates enough pressure
when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.
-----O.M.G.!:ashamed:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
----Who wants to be a pig in the next life :
A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.
-----
Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories a hour
-------Don't try this at home, maybe at work
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
-----:...poor males!!!
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a
football field.
-----:bleh:
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
--------What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?:
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
---------I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Butterflies taste with their feet.
-------
The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.-------:S
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump.
------OK, so that would be a good thing:
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
--------- I wonder who was paid to figure that out?:rofl: :rofl:
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
---------I know some people like that.:
Starfish has no brains
------I know some people like that too.
Polar bears are left-handed.
-------
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
--------What about that pig??
:rofl: