Some Hinglish jokes

[DAEP11]

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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[dasshiinnituppp]

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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[Julie E]

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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[hivaiRoveSise]

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
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[Pedro]

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
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[Jarisa]

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
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[Dwin]

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
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[Geoff]

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha hyeah:hyeah: :rofl: :
^Too good yaar keep it up :thumb::thumb::awesome:

 

[carmineqqe]

^^ lol yea :lmao:

 

[redmaghefour]

:roflcopter: :lmao: :rofl: :hilarious:

 

[CHATZILLA]

Indian athelete lost gold medal in the long jump.

sardar reads it in a newspaper and comments:

"who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping"

 

[Ju-Ju-Be]

Indian athlete lost gold medal in the long jump.

sardar reads it in a newspaper and comments:

"who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping"

 

[Beastly]

very nice sms