Some important newbie questions.......

[Johnnny]

Working my courage up to visit my first w/l soon. I'm totally terrified and want to know who would the forum recommend as my first w/l experience?

Unsure of:
1. Not sure if I want GFE or PSE. (maybe PSE - I watch a lot of it - Not much of an actor though)
2. Not fussy on price. Happy to spend whatever I need. Does $$$$ = quality??
3. 1/2 hour - hour - 1.5 hours. Thinking of starting with an hour? How long do most of you book for?
4. Do I need to wax my whole body down and shave my nether regions. Seems to be a lot of talk on the forums on this subject. Is back hair - ball hair or chest hair taboo?
5. I'm desperately worried about scratch marks - bite marks or some other mark that may confuse my partner. Does this happen?
6. Can you be carrying a few pounds? Not fat but not really thin. Portly perhaps.
7. Are there strict rules on orgasm Reviewequency? Is 2 times allowed or perhaps three if you're able. (well, maybe ten years ago....!!)

Stats:
Clean - 40+ - white - relaxed - well-mannered - horny.......

 

[Marcella]

hi 2 stroke if u looking for pse give tarsah a ring she offers that service 1 hour is good starting point up 2 u what wana do about your hair most wls like it trim etc down stairs u will have 2 ask that lady how many times u can explode some say once some say 2 or more just check with them 1st hope this helps happy chatting

 

[Ade494]

Just My Answers...

1. It's you choice ring around and ask...what service is provided.

2. Hmmmm I would think so

3. That again is up to you

4. Not at all, just scrub up well

5. Do you think that we are stupid, there would be alot of castrated men out there...should this be a regular occurance....
(Might need to wash lipstick off body though). :

6. Sure, again just wash you underarms and your bits properly. This isn't just a hobby for pretty men.

7. Depends on the lady, there is no rule of thumb ask prior.

Stats....Sound Good....Enjoy

Cheers :angel:

 

[muncie birder]

So basically a 40 year old virgin when it comes to WL's hey.

I wouldn't dwell on the questions you listed though. Just get in there and do it. The only way to find out your answers is to jump in the deep end.

Here's a tip: Don't try to formulate a mental image of what your time with a certain lady is going to be like Reviewom the moment you walk in the door to the time you leave. Don't spend too much time looking at their photos to get a mental image of how they are in real life.
I guarantee your time with the girls won't be exactly as you imagine it will be. Just go with the flow. Sometimes you might be disappointed, other times you will be pleasantly suprised. Just treat it as a new experience and have fun.

 

[msbluenv@sbcglobal.net]

My suggestion would be to email or ring your chosen lady. Most of the ladies on this site would be happy to answer any questions you may have.
Enjoy your 1st chatting experence.Have a read of the ladies profiles for some more info.

 

[Missfit_?.]

Thanks for the quick replies.

Blackmax. I've done exactly what you warned me not to do. I'm reliving every bad "w/l meets horny teenager" scene in every movie I've ever seen. Spending too much time dwelling on it. That's it.

Watch this space...........

 

[michal]

6. Sure, again just wash you underarms and your bits properly. This isn't just a hobby for pretty men.

Great answer by the way. :grin: :grin:

 

[Cross]

2- stroke Ta.. ile:

I put that just in case, you thought you had to be an adonis......
Not at all, but clean and respectful...........goes a long way :respekt:

( I think That I can smpely speak for all the ladies on that one).

Oh BTW.... :welcome:


Now I must change my avatar, I'm trying to answer seriously here...and finding it hard to even take myself seriously being half bean half woman...

Cheers :angel:

 

[Car]

As someone who gets nervous butterflies when I visit a new WL, I'm probably not qualified to give advice, but my suggestion is choose someone who appeals to you and go for it. The ladies here have all broken in wl virgins, so let them look mpter you. I think if I was a 40 yr old wl virgin, I wouldn't be going for either PS or GF, I'd be looking at a WL experience. PSE to me involves way too much acting. Similarly with GFE. Nah gimme the good ol WGE anytime.

While I'm on the subject, in all my years of rooting, and all the girlReviewiends I've had, I'm not sure I have ever experienced a true GFE. To get that I reckon is rare. PSE is a relatively recent phenomenon. I guess I've had many years of women using sex to manipulate me, and it's so nice when the terms of the contract are clearly laid down, beforehand. You give me this and I'll give you that. Doesn't get any better than that. Amazing how much better the sex is when she knows the more she puts out the greater the rewards. My experience is that she enjoys it when she gets paid for it and doesn't when she doesn't. :

 

[tombgeek]

Welcome 2-stroke! :wave:

As already stated, the most important thing is to be VERY clean, polite, Reviewiendly and enjoy yourself.

Just a word of warning though, Reviewom a fellow late starter - chatting is addictive!

racer

 

[MiSs. H. aKtHeR]

I think if I was a 40 yr old wl virgin, I wouldn't be going for either PS or GF, I'd be looking at a WL experience. PSE to me involves way too much acting. Similarly with GFE. Nah gimme the good ol WGE anytime.

Agreed. I don't think I'm able to act out the PSE to it's full potential. I never got selected for school plays and I reckon I might say something stupid. Plus I only look like George Clooney in the right kind of shadow.

When you say WGE, what exactly do you mean. I've only memorized the first 843 acronyms used to describe rooting..!
PSE - Porn Star Experience
GFE - Girl Reviewiend Experience
WGE - Wet Groin Exchanges...??

I don't actually want to role play any sexual scenario, just have an experience or twenty with a woman 8000 times better than I would normally associate with. Gorgeous women have always intimidated me (and most guys I think - except the liars) and I'm happy to purchase as much time as necessary to overcome this fear. (If I keep working on this theory, this may become a legitimate ailment with the support of the Surgeon General.)

I think I'll give Tarsha or Bree a call and begin my journey there. They seem to rate highly with the mp.nets on this site and they both look like absolute knockouts. It's hard to go past that pic of Bree walking up those stairs or Tarsha in the police uniform.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........Tarsha.............

Actually, all the ladies I've seen on the site are outrageously more attractive than any expectation or mental picture of a W/L I'd created in my head. The home page with the lady pics is actually quite a decent MWT. (MWT = Mental Wanking Trigger. That's a new one that I've just created. Update your notebooks)

Just a word of warning though, Reviewom a fellow late starter - chatting is addictive!

Yes. I hoping my wife will understand that..!!

Now I must change my avatar, I'm trying to answer seriously here...and finding it hard to even take myself seriously being half bean half woman...

Yes, your avitar keeps floating around in my head. It's like taking advice Reviewom a trans-gender Dear Abbey. Just kidding. I love your input Charlize. Your replies are always precise, witty and TRUTHFUL..!! Your input has the most cred!!

Thanks for the welcomes all. A great forum and you'll all be informed when I break the seal. (Though I'm starting to enjoy the 40 year old W/L virgin nickname I seem to have been christened)

 

[Elizabet]

Hi 2-Stroke,

I'll confess to being a late starter too, and a lot of your questions went through my head too. Eventually I plucked up the courage to do more than just look and dream.

I think I'll give Tarsha or Bree a call and begin my journey there. They seem to rate highly with the mp.nets on this site and they both look like absolute knockouts. It's hard to go past that pic of Bree walking up those stairs or Tarsha in the police uniform.

Having spent time with Bree, I would highly recommend her, and she certainly did everything to try and make me feel comfortable. Oh, and she looks much better in person than in her photos (if that's possible!)

I would advise just being yourself, relax as much as possible and enjoy the experience!

And as racer_xxx said, it's addictive. Sometimes I hate being stuck here in Tassie when all the best ladies are so obviously in Queensland. Only a few more months before I leave the cold for the warmer climate of the Sunshine Coast....

 

[ghostbutterfly]

2-stroke: Reviewom all your comments I think you are going to be very happily surprised whoever you choose. Based on my (albeit limited) experience Reviewom the past, many of the better WL’s will far exceed your expectations in looks. And any nerves will disappear very quickly especially if you let the lady of choice take the lead. You will soon feel very comfortable. In the unlikely event it doesn’t work out quite as you’d hoped, don’t despair. It just means you haven’t clicked or the chemistry isn’t quite right. But that seems unlikely to happen to you because you’ve shortlisted 2 girls whose reputations are impeccable.

And can I suggest this - you only face the prospect of being disappointed if you choose a girl who advertises elsewhere. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve read about others who have gone to see a WL who didn’t fit even remotely, the description in their ad. You may think that doesn’t happen very often but I can assure it does. So don’t fall for the, I am a stunning gorgeous blonde bombshell stuff. But it may surprise you to learn that one or two of them actually are, though a certain waryness never did anyone any harm. And with that in mind, when you first see her, you are likely to exclaim, WOW, because many of the ladies are, as you say, outrageously more attractive than any expectation you may have had!

 

[swingswingx3]

And another thing, don't base your choice of who to visit purely on looks alone. When I make contact with a WL, the main thing that I look for is Reviewiendliness. If she has a Reviewiendly outlook and makes you feel welcome, then that bodes well for a good quality experience, regardless of looks. (Of course, good looks AND a Reviewiendly outlook is a bonus.)

 

[Marijn]

OK. It's done. I'm booked in this Reviewiday with the beautiful Eva. I'm absolutely terrified..!!!!!! She sounded very Reviewiendly on the phone though and I was at ease fairly quickly. I meant to ask a whole lotta questions and had rehearsed what I was going to say but promptly forgot everything when she answered the phone and there may have been dead silence at one point but I can't be sure.

I imagine this gets a whole lot easier the twentieth time you do it.

Wish me luck. :twisted: