richardinunion
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How odd...this place has never been reviewed. I mean it's across the street from the Bell Centre...and I'm sure some of you enjoy Hockey...or Stars on Ice. In any case, it's across the street from the lower side of Bell Centre (St. Antoine) and it's called Spa La Sirene. I've gone there a couple of times...and here's how it went.
First time I walk in (no appointment) and meet the receptionist...who ended up being also the masseuse. Her name was Tanya. She looked around 28...very nice figure...low cut jeans...nice breasts...and overall had a mixture of a Latino/Morrocan/Greek look to her. A bit heavy on the make up...and we could say that she had the slightest hint of a tran. I'm sure she's not...but when you see her you'll know what I mean. But she was super sweet...very kind...with the unnecessary giggle every now and then.
So she leads me to my room and asks me if I want to shower...which I did. I had also asked for a sauna (which they offer) but trust me...it's not worth it. It's a hole in the wall that needs warming up each time you ask for it. So forget about it. After we dealt with the sauna problem...in she comes...with a different attire. You know, the tight little spa livery...almost medical looking...which pleasantly looks a bit nasty. The room is quite nice...clean...and spacious. I'm flat on the table (no towellete) and she starts the massage. Hey, she good...not bad at all. She knows the moves. Then she gets up on the table and continues on the back and legs. So...no teasing (balls, butt etc) but the massage was great. Upon the flip she continued with a very effective and relaxing massage. Ok...I said, this place is perhaps legit. No mention of extras...and no hinting to anything else. Fine...till next time. Cost $60 (or maybe 55?).
Went a few weeks later...and there she was again (Tanya)...and I was hoping that perhaps the second time around...she will reveal a different side. But to my surprise she suggested that I try a certain Genevieve. I told her that I was fine with her...but she pleasantly insisted (You'll like her). Fine I said, always ready for an adventure. In comes Genevieve to my room (me flat on the table) and she is this black gal that looks about 25...stunning body, great breasts, veerrrrry cute face, and wearing a nice little thong under the spa outfit (thin cotton those uniforms). Then the bad news. She has ZERO massage skills. Basically she spread oil on my body...literally. Nothing more. No pressure...no kneading. I was patient...always thinking that something HAS to come at some point. But there she went...bored out of her skull...just sliding her lifeless fingers on my body. Then she says "Do you want option". In my mind I was thinking "Are you kidding me or what?". With the effort of her massage skills and the lame attitude...I simply said no. She finished her hour...and then with a hidden grimace simpy started to clean the room. I mean she even sprayed the place with a freshener! While I was still there. And I am a very clean guy. So this was obviously the last time I was putting my foot in that place. Along the way out...Tanya with her big wonderful smile asked me if I enjoyed it. I told her that it was weak...and lacked her energy. I could have been harder...but hell, I wasn't coming back anyway.
Now, don't get me wrong. This place may be good for others...because evidently they do offer options. And if Tanya ever does give extras (along with the massage) it probably would be worth it. If anyone goes...let us know of any developments.
The number is 514.935.1215 and it's on 1170 St-Antoine Ouest
First time I walk in (no appointment) and meet the receptionist...who ended up being also the masseuse. Her name was Tanya. She looked around 28...very nice figure...low cut jeans...nice breasts...and overall had a mixture of a Latino/Morrocan/Greek look to her. A bit heavy on the make up...and we could say that she had the slightest hint of a tran. I'm sure she's not...but when you see her you'll know what I mean. But she was super sweet...very kind...with the unnecessary giggle every now and then.
So she leads me to my room and asks me if I want to shower...which I did. I had also asked for a sauna (which they offer) but trust me...it's not worth it. It's a hole in the wall that needs warming up each time you ask for it. So forget about it. After we dealt with the sauna problem...in she comes...with a different attire. You know, the tight little spa livery...almost medical looking...which pleasantly looks a bit nasty. The room is quite nice...clean...and spacious. I'm flat on the table (no towellete) and she starts the massage. Hey, she good...not bad at all. She knows the moves. Then she gets up on the table and continues on the back and legs. So...no teasing (balls, butt etc) but the massage was great. Upon the flip she continued with a very effective and relaxing massage. Ok...I said, this place is perhaps legit. No mention of extras...and no hinting to anything else. Fine...till next time. Cost $60 (or maybe 55?).
Went a few weeks later...and there she was again (Tanya)...and I was hoping that perhaps the second time around...she will reveal a different side. But to my surprise she suggested that I try a certain Genevieve. I told her that I was fine with her...but she pleasantly insisted (You'll like her). Fine I said, always ready for an adventure. In comes Genevieve to my room (me flat on the table) and she is this black gal that looks about 25...stunning body, great breasts, veerrrrry cute face, and wearing a nice little thong under the spa outfit (thin cotton those uniforms). Then the bad news. She has ZERO massage skills. Basically she spread oil on my body...literally. Nothing more. No pressure...no kneading. I was patient...always thinking that something HAS to come at some point. But there she went...bored out of her skull...just sliding her lifeless fingers on my body. Then she says "Do you want option". In my mind I was thinking "Are you kidding me or what?". With the effort of her massage skills and the lame attitude...I simply said no. She finished her hour...and then with a hidden grimace simpy started to clean the room. I mean she even sprayed the place with a freshener! While I was still there. And I am a very clean guy. So this was obviously the last time I was putting my foot in that place. Along the way out...Tanya with her big wonderful smile asked me if I enjoyed it. I told her that it was weak...and lacked her energy. I could have been harder...but hell, I wasn't coming back anyway.
Now, don't get me wrong. This place may be good for others...because evidently they do offer options. And if Tanya ever does give extras (along with the massage) it probably would be worth it. If anyone goes...let us know of any developments.
The number is 514.935.1215 and it's on 1170 St-Antoine Ouest