Stay away from 840 Yonge

[simplicity4888]

Wanted to check out the remaining MP's in the downtown area so I popped by 840 Yonge.
Much has been said about this place, and it's had a share of bad reviews. However, I thought I'd check on this girl named Carla. Brunette, busty and cutish.

This is what happens.
She says it's 35 basic plus an extra 20 if i want a release.
I ask how much for a BS.
She says normally $120, but she can do it for 100
I play dumb and ask if that includes the door fee?
She says no. It's 100+35 =135 total
What do i get for this?
You get to rub your thing on my tat tats.
What about kitty play?
No.
I tell her I'll be back....have to get more money. I don't return.

I mean get serious. In a world of BP's, IT, and HFH, you expect me to sit in this dive and fork out 135 for a brush of your titties?
Don't know how this places like this last, but probably because it's convenient for those who don't drive.