strangest /funniest experience.....?

[Scooby69]

Been working the hobby for close to four year now. Had a session recently that was one of those one of a kind/the stars all aligned/could anything else go wrong kind of thing...made me wonder if others have experiences to share....

Went to this establishment that I have visited a couple of times before. This time, the girl at the desk was the one I was hoping to see.....perfecttttttt.....Shannon(not her name ) and I discussed the options, grabbed my favourite room. I was so turned on by this gal I opted to a rare hour session. I grab a shower ahead of time should have known it was a sign of things to come....*g*...almost knocked over another guy rounding the corner coming from the showers....it was hilarious that awkward moment of knowing why we were both there, that sudden thought we might have recognized the other.

Back in the room relaxinggggg as Shannon undresses and starts an averge massage. At some point she hops on the table to join me.......asks me if I'm ready for a ride to heaven....and in the middle of orally assistning me to get in the mood...the door swings open....another guy making his way back from the showers has forgotten his room....walks into mine....

Shannon freaks...he's standing there...half embarassed, half admiring her curves and technique...a couple of "excuseeee me...pardon me's " from shannon and he's gone....

we're looking at each other and both break into laughter....a mood killer but in another way a funny scene....she does her best to try and properly finish the session...what a trooper....but think we were both having one eye on our efforts and one on the door...

and then, she climbs on top, and as we've buildinga pace , the table starts creaking loud enough to wake the ghosts of those hobbiests that haunted the establishment before me....

no matter how we readjusated ourselves on the table, the creaking gets louder and louder.... we decide to move to a standing on the floor using the furniture as a brace position...but think we were laughing the whole way to the finish....

And to top it all off, I lost a credit card there....

almost enough to meake me rethink the hobby.....not !

Anyone else have a story from He** to share ?

 

[My Golden Jewel <3]

I had a massage at an Oriental place once where the Attendant's baby was asleep in the same room. It was way too freaky for me. I had to leave part way through - shouldn't have started.

Finding massageplanet.net and the better places has reduced strange experiences for me greatly. There is no replacement for good information. My days of Classified Section Roulette are over.

V12

 

[Laya]

funniest stories come from the girls themselves....

best one I heard was about the "shitter"

some dude would shit in the shower after his sessions...

I know DJ at Allure was one of the misfortunate attendants who had to clean up the mess...

EW! >

 

[Henry H]

i ran in to my sp at xmas mass once.

 

[uhh...]

Once, while she was working on my release, another MPA came into the room by mistake, said something to my attendant about being bored, and she just came over and "helped" work on my release. Boy oh boy that was nice and certainly unexpected...2 pairs of hands on Mr Johnson through to completion...and no extra charge! I thought that was a little "strange" but I didn't complain

 

[jadamgrd]

One time an MPA and myself were hollering/laughing so loud the staff sent another girl to the room to see what the hell we were doing. It was pretty funny seeing all these people stare at us when we came out of the room wondering what the hell we were doing.

 

[Nadi]

Not sure if this qualifies as funny, embarassing...... let's call it amusing.

Stepped out of IT after my session at IT with Veronica. While in the parking lot I notcied that my sweater was on backwards. After a moment of contemplating how to discretely correct this problem. I realized I was stumped. So I sheepishly walked back into IT. Where the most gorgeous woman greeted me (I think it was either Amber or Page.... a slim blonde with twists/dreadlike hair and a pink dress). I explained that I wasn't in the mood to try and explain this later on. To which she laughed and replied,
" I would like to see you try to explain that one!"

The lesson in all this, after a massage you might not be thinking straight so double check your attire before you leave.

By the way could anyone shed any light on who the beautiful mpa was. I know that at the very least Veronica (whom I saw), Vanessa (whom I've seen before), and Paige and Amber were working. I've never seen the later two before so I'm not sure if it was one of them.

I have to admit I was floored by this woman. I'd describe her as a really good looking stripper at a good club. Or as a Vivid contract porn star (am I over doing it or does anyone agree?).

Who ever she was I'd love to have a session with her!

Thanks

Frank

 

[BabyPIe]

Thanks Cdn Guy,

It must have been Amber since Paige is a brunette... unless she's changed her hair colour since the pics? Plus I didn't take a long look at her face since the phone rang so she turned her back but I'm pretty sure that it wasn't her face that I saw.

 

[Bevans]

...It was Amber...your description matches her

 

[Lin Lin Pan]

Here is my strangest / funniest...

I was on the table with my MPA. She's doing her thing which is the best I've ever had when the big moment arrives. Her timing and grip were perfect. As I'm doing my thing, I launch a giant looper into the air. When she looks at me, she bursts into laughter as I have just given myself a "money shot". I was laughing pretty hard myself.