studio 34 wasted the champs time

[Heather]

On my 30 days off thanks to HHH and GM Eric Bischoff:

I went to studio 34 on finch for the first time .... old lady at the front told me i could pick any MPA i picked a sexy polish blonde ... get into the room and lay down then the old lady at the desk comes in and tells me theres been a change of plans and the only chick available is some 40 year old married russian lady ....i said sure how bad could it be ....



An old fart comes in and puts a towel over johnson and tells me studio 34 only does basic massages nothing else ...i volunteered to leave after 10 minutes.

Damage : $40


My question is: has any one had similar experiences ....what a waste.

 

[U.F.R.]

COLD BEER........COLD BEER......COLD BEER

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan : IT'S DA MAN!!!! DA MAN IS HERE!!!!! Tony, pinch my nipples, it will get me even more excited

Tony Schiavone : Shut up, Brain

Mike "The Professor" Tenay : Can Cold Beer run his record to incredible 86-0, or will Mike Enos be able to derail this runaway train known as COLD BEER?

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan : Hey Tony, do you know what Ariba means?

Tony Schiavone : No, Brain, what?

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan : It means "Swim faster, the prisons guards are gaining on us"

Tony Schiavone : Brain, now that's just uncalled for

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan : (Now completely naked and drinking a bottle of Jose Cuervo) Hhehehehehehehehe. COLD BEER........COLD BEER

 

[MissMooMoo]

funny rusty....

 

[Dinky the Enthralled]

I visted this place during one of my cruises down Finch ( Europe Touch Spa, Alphacare, The Nurses, Sunshine Spa, Studio 34, then Golden TOuch) ===there were a few smaller places, but I'll skip the detail.====

It was about midnight, Saturday, in October 2003. I see the blinds open as someone is sneaking a quick look...nice neon sign. Head in. An old Russian?? lady who looks like she had been school friends with Lenin gave me the quote of some extras while coughing and sucking on what must have been her one millionth cigarette. The 2 girls on the couch looked poor ( bad smearing make up, tired, too chubby) I never ventured furthur and left.

For $40 damage, no biggie.

BBLACK

 

[Snowfire]

I used to frequent this place and the girls they had their before were amzing. Then I took a break for a few months. When I decided to go back I was so disappointed that i won't go back. It look like they had some crackheads off the street giving massages. This is sad because the blond polish girl I used to go with was all that.

 

[Pompal 09.]

that Polish blonde sucks, but in a bad way