T.r.a

[its me]

Tantric Ripoff Alert! I called an ad plucked from annonces123 (in the legit massage section: http://www.annonces123.com/ann-nouveau-massage-tantrique-KKann_idH1084715). Place is situated in the same building as Spa L'Unik in what actually seemed like a tatoo parlour (and a huge motorcycle in the waiting room). It's called L'Orchidée. Ad says $65, but was told $90 for the hour as I walked in. Maybe I misread, and the $65 was for a regular massage. I went with the flow. Sophy is decent looking, very very thin and was pleasant enough, with a few diplomas slapped on the wall of the room, a small massage table with raggedy looking towels, and a desk . The massage was OK, nice moves, but was light years away from what one would expect as a ''tantric massage''. I was expecting to get my peeking lizard brushed a little, but she did not even come close.
Where does the ""rip-off'' label come into play...well...$90 for a 1 hour by-the-numbers massage with 0 sensuality , is not a good deal. I hate dishing out a stinker review, but I was not impressed.
Should have gone upstairs to Unik.

Al fie

 

[rentjunkie]

Thanks for taking one for the team too bad the girl in the pic looked hot