T0r0nt0’s Pryde Paraid is fucking awesome

[IronBoss]

Went there yesterday to celebrate. Why would I want to be with a bunch of weirdos? I saw this as an opportunity, so instead of hating, I just embraced it.

When I bought tokens, there was a pretty girl in front of me, I backhanded her ass through that thin dress she wore, the body heat felt AMAZING.

Once I got on the sub, another good-looking woman sat behind me, she had a rainbow on her face, I knew she's going to see the parade, I have broad shoulders so I squeezed her pretty good. Felt her leg with my hand. Wanted to follow her after we both got off Bloor-Yonge, but decided not to cos there were many girls already outside waiting for parade to start.

Although there were many people, I wouldn't call it packed, plus it was in broad daylight, so I had to be discreet. Walked back and forth looking for company, eventually I saw a young lady wearing tight jeans with her elderly mother standing in the second throw, the first row had three ugly dykes, the young lady looked at me, our eyes locked, I knew she was the one, so I went behind her, and found out it's her first time at gay parade. After the parade started, I started playing with her, humped her ass several times as the crowd reached forward to greet JT, and palmed her ass as the people with waterguns squirted at her, also smelling her hair. She responded by elbowing me several times, and eventually left as her mother could no longer take the heat after three hours, as just she walked past me, I gave her ass a playful slap with my palm.

I left shortly and then spotted a really hot Asian chick with a big white girl, can't tell if she's a dyke, they were standing in the last row against the fence, about a metre away from sidewalk, where there were many people watching, I had to be careful. Using that rainbow flag I grabbed as cover, I started playing with the Asian girl's ass. Ultimately managed to put both hands on those butt cheeks, but she left shortly too, having to catch the train.

I wanted to call it a day, so I started walking back to Bloor-Yonge station, in the process bumping into several boobs and asses. Suddenly I spotted a cute brunette girl with decent sized tits watching the parade with her mother, she's probably Persian/Arab/Afghani, I didn't know, I stood beside her, and shoved my elbow into her side boob while pretending to clap, then I did it again. I didn't know her aunt was also there, I guess she saw it and asked girl if she's ok, she's like yeah I'm fine. Nonetheless, the aunt decided to drag her to another side away from me, so I left for a few minutes and then came back cos I saw another hot chick took my spot, to my surprise, that aunt came to me and said I'm gonna call the police, and I was like WTF and started walking in opposite direction.

Anyway, that shit kind of ruined my day. It was almost 6, so I walked to another subway station far way from that aunt, meanwhile, bumping into more asses, then got on the train. There was a hot girl wearing yoga pants, I felt her ass with my hand, then offered her a seat, and eyefucked her, after a couple of stations, she got off, as she walked past me, I grabbed her ass again. Feeling sad I will probably never see that sweet ass again. All in all, I spent maybe $6 on tokens and some more on gas, it was pretty cheap for what I was getting.

 

[cupcrazy]

your fantasy stories are getting better keep it up pervert

 

[snoopdoggie]

Went there yesterday to celebrate. Why would I want to be with a bunch of weirdos? I saw this as an opportunity, so instead of hating, I just embraced it.

When I bought tokens, there was a pretty girl in front of me, I backhanded her ass through that thin dress she wore, the body heat felt AMAZING.

Once I got on the sub, another good-looking woman sat behind me, she had a rainbow on her face, I knew she's going to see the parade, I have broad shoulders so I squeezed her pretty good. Felt her leg with my hand. Wanted to follow her after we both got off Bloor-Yonge, but decided not to cos there were many girls already outside waiting for parade to start.

Although there were many people, I wouldn't call it packed, plus it was in broad daylight, so I had to be discreet. Walked back and forth looking for company, eventually I saw a young lady wearing tight jeans with her elderly mother standing in the second throw, the first row had three ugly dykes, the young lady looked at me, our eyes locked, I knew she was the one, so I went behind her, and found out it's her first time at gay parade. After the parade started, I started playing with her, humped her ass several times as the crowd reached forward to greet JT, and palmed her ass as the people with waterguns squirted at her, also smelling her hair. She responded by elbowing me several times, and eventually left as her mother could no longer take the heat after three hours, as just she walked past me, I gave her ass a playful slap with my palm.

I left shortly and then spotted a really hot Asian chick with a big white girl, can't tell if she's a dyke, they were standing in the last row against the fence, about a metre away from sidewalk, where there were many people watching, I had to be careful. Using that rainbow flag I grabbed as cover, I started playing with the Asian girl's ass. Ultimately managed to put both hands on those butt cheeks, but she left shortly too, having to catch the train.

I wanted to call it a day, so I started walking back to Bloor-Yonge station, in the process bumping into several boobs and asses. Suddenly I spotted a cute brunette girl with decent sized tits watching the parade with her mother, she's probably Persian/Arab/Afghani, I didn't know, I stood beside her, and shoved my elbow into her side boob while pretending to clap, then I did it again. I didn't know her aunt was also there, I guess she saw it and asked girl if she's ok, she's like yeah I'm fine. Nonetheless, the aunt decided to drag her to another side away from me, so I left for a few minutes and then came back cos I saw another hot chick took my spot, to my surprise, that aunt came to me and said I'm gonna call the police, and I was like WTF and started walking in opposite direction.

Anyway, that shit kind of ruined my day. It was almost 6, so I walked to another subway station far way from that aunt, meanwhile, bumping into more asses, then got on the train. There was a hot girl wearing yoga pants, I felt her ass with my hand, then offered her a seat, and eyefucked her, after a couple of stations, she got off, as she walked past me, I grabbed her ass again. Feeling sad I will probably never see that sweet ass again. All in all, I spent maybe $6 on tokens and some more on gas, it was pretty cheap for what I was getting.

You'll never win the Pulizter prize. Your stories are still unimaginative. If I was your literature instructor, I would give you a failing F grade.

Must I spoon feed you some imagination into your dull brain? What about the good samaratin that rescued the girl you fondled. The guy tackled you to the ground, you hit your head on the pavement. While he continued to pound you, your face started bleeding. The cops came over, put you in handcuffs, and stuffed you in the paddywagon. You spent the night in jail. Your lawyer came over in the morning and helped you post bail, on the condition you appear in court next week. You're charged with 18 counts of sexual assault. And to top it off, when you looked in the mirror, you noticed 2 black eyes and a bent nose. That's gotta hurt.

 

[johnbuyba]

are you sure you weren't those old naked guys walking around the parade? youremore likely to be grabbing some old wrinkly dick and balls

 

[IronBoss]

Haters gonna hate. FUCK OFF KRAYJEE.