Tell me your funniest story of a greasy RMT visit

[Guy Here]

Hey guys, I was just to a place in Quebec near the Ottawa boarder, and after that visit, this thread came to mind. I am not looking for the hottest visit you have had or the biggest scam you have had as there is enough info on those.

My story is this. I am wanting a massage so I naturally go on craigslist. I see one that says she is black, and shows a picture. Price is $40 for 30 minutes, drop ins preferred. So I drive there to the ghetto, walk into the place and it is downstairs. I go down and am greeted by a thicker asian with huge tits. Apparently a thin black beauty picture means a squatty asian. I know they always post fake pictures, but the ad says she is Ebony. I didn't really care, but it was funny. I go into the dark room and take my clothes off while she stands in the room and waits (this is kind of hot and I like it when they do that, Amy used to be in the room while I showered and some xiaoping ladies walk in while I am undressing and I like it) .

The massage table has a towl on it, covered with that paper you see at the doctors office. Kind of strange and eerie. I lie down and wow this lady moves like the wind, not in a rushed sense but she worked hard. Doing the massage on my back she puts lotion on and then rubs something on my back that felt like rubbing a bar of soap on your skine, but it was heated. Massage was unique but honestly no complaints.

On the flip, my dick gets hard obviously, but she did a thorough massage. She then grabs my dick with her left hand and puts her right hand on my butthole. I thought a free HJ was part of good customer service like they do in China. She starts to stroke my cock and then BOOM, up goes a finger up my butthole, both actions were not discussed and she just did it. It was the first time anything has gone up there, so i arched my back and asked her to take it out and she did. She continues to stroke until I cum. She cleans me up and massage ends. I stand up to get changed snd she says $80 please, $40 for massage and $40 for hj. I honestly only had $60, so i told her she didn't even ask or tell me the price, so I can only do sixty. She looked more sad then angry, looking like she wabted to cry, but said that it is okay and it is $80 for next time. I ask for a receipt and she brings me a greasy old receipt for $30, when in fact I paid $40. Anyway, not caring too much I take the receipt.

As I walk out of the room she runs to her candy dish, opens one out of the backage and it drops on the floor. She gets another one and pops it in my mouth and I go on my merry way. All this drama cost me $60, and I get a hj and receipt for, $30 so it was well worth it for the humor.

Greasy to say the least

 

[Old Fart]

You forgot the biggest positive of all, the fact that you were not mugged in the ghetto.

 

[m694ever]

Years back I had a regular at Head to Toe on 109 street just south of jasper. Her name was Suzanne, a fiery red headed english milf and I would see her at least one a week. The massage part would only last 10 minutes if that and the rest of the hour was play in every possible way you can think of. I would stop in and if she was booked or just going into a session she would take me to the staff room or bathroom and play. One time her client was waiting in the room and in the back entrance there were washing machines. We locked the back door and did it in the hall on the running machines.... oh those were the days..

 

[Guy2013]

Years back I had a regular at Head to Toe on 109 street just south of jasper. Her name was Suzanne, a fiery red headed english milf and I would see her at least one a week. The massage part would only last 10 minutes if that and the rest of the hour was play in every possible way you can think of. I would stop in and if she was booked or just going into a session she would take me to the staff room or bathroom and play. One time her client was waiting in the room and in the back entrance there were washing machines. We locked the back door and did it in the hall on the running machines.... oh those were the days..

Ahh, how well I recall Head to Toe. My favorite was Denise, kind of a hippy chick, a dirty blond, slender, long hair, smaller breasts, and unshaven. Great powder massage, she always stripped off as she entered the room, lots of teasing and always finished me in any manner I wanted. Most of the time I opted for a BBBJ and CIM, very talent orally. Sometimes finished with a fuck, loved to bens her over the table and take her from behind. The best part of it was all of this for $80.00. How I miss the good old days.

 

[luckydog]

My craziest or at least one of them lol was in the studio on 124th on the corner of 107 Ave down in thebasement - forget the studio name or hers. She was about 22 and told me this was her first day on the job. About 5'4" with at least 38DD breasts that were natural and she was quite attractive with pouty lips and she was waxed smooth. She asks what I want and I tell her a body to body (slide), kissing, and a bbbj while I go down on her as well. She nods and then asked me two questions. Where do you want to cum? and Is it okay if she cums. I replied on your face and mouth and sure you can cum. We never talked about a donation. Short story, i started on my back and she started rubbing oil allover herself and then climbed on and commenced with thebody slide all the time grinding into my leg, sometimes humping and it wasn't long til she had her first orgasm. She was soaked and whispered to finger her, so I did and a few minutes later she whispered, the other hole too. That is exactly what she said, so while i sucked her breasts, I fingered her as requested. This girl was crazy hot. 69 was incredible and she wasn't shy about riding my face. At one point I did some dato moves and she said oh yeh and repositioned her self. She massaged my balls, stroked me like a pro and her bj was awesome with an explosive CIMSW end. While we were cleaning up, she mentioned she really liked the Dato so I asked if she rimmed clients. She didn't skip a beat. She said you should have asked cuz I love doing that. I figure she came 3 or 4 times. I dont know who she was and I tried to reconnect a couple of weeks later and was told she had left and from what I can tell never to be seen again - maybe she moved, I dont know. It was one of those experiences that I wish every girl provided and one I will never forget.

 

[m694ever]

I dont know who she was and I tried to reconnect a couple of weeks later and was told she had left and from what I can tell never to be seen again - maybe she moved, I dont know. It was one of those experiences that I wish every girl provided and one I will never forget.

She probably found a sugar daddy who bought her a house and cars with his millions made working for the city skimming change from parking meters.. no wait. That was the gal who started in a Sherwood park parlour and could jump start a dead man with her mouth.

 

[Old Fart]

Ahh, how well I recall Head to Toe. My favorite was Denise, kind of a hippy chick, a dirty blond, slender, long hair, smaller breasts, and unshaven. Great powder massage, she always stripped off as she entered the room, lots of teasing and always finished me in any manner I wanted. Most of the time I opted for a BBBJ and CIM, very talent orally. Sometimes finished with a fuck, loved to bens her over the table and take her from behind. The best part of it was all of this for $80.00. How I miss the good old days.

I remember her and I remember that. Back then FS was unheard of.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I remember her and I remember that. Back then FS was unheard of.

Ah yesss, the good old days: when beer wasn't as overtaxed, bbbj's were given by everyone, Nixon wasn't a crook, Trudeau was (At least to the West), and men walked on the moon. (At least until they got bored, and it wasn't the best way to blow through billions of dollars anymore).

(NOTE: Twilight Zone Music plays in the background during my nonsensical ramblings)

...YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CAUGHT: IN THE CAF ZONE!!!!

 

[Guy2013]

I remember her and I remember that. Back then FS was unheard of.

I heard she moved back east, our loss was their gain

 

[Old Fart]

Yup, I really liked her. Another one I miss was a lady named Charlie. She worked in a place (can't remember the name) on 113 St just North of Jasper. It was in the retail space (one of maybe 2 businesses on the ground floor) in an apartment building. I think the apartments were called the Wimbledon?? That would have been 1980ish.

 

[bigbill]

Ahh, how well I recall Head to Toe. My favorite was Denise, kind of a hippy chick, a dirty blond, slender, long hair, smaller breasts, and unshaven. Great powder massage, she always stripped off as she entered the room, lots of teasing and always finished me in any manner I wanted. Most of the time I opted for a BBBJ and CIM, very talent orally. Sometimes finished with a fuck, loved to bens her over the table and take her from behind. The best part of it was all of this for $80.00. How I miss the good old days.

I think Denise is probably the one I miss the most. She was fuckin' amazing. I heard some years after she disappeared that she'd become quite ill and had to leave the business. I found her beautiful and wild and uninhibited.

About 10 years ago I found a similar kinda woman going by the nickname "dodi" that operated out of her apartment near Whyte Ave. She reminded me of Denise in many ways including her "hippiness" and her uninhibited and amazing sex drive.

 

[welldunn66]

My craziest or at least one of them lol was in the studio on 124th on the corner of 107 Ave down in thebasement - forget the studio name or hers. She was about 22 and told me this was her first day on the job. About 5'4" with at least 38DD breasts that were natural and she was quite attractive with pouty lips and she was waxed smooth. She asks what I want and I tell her a body to body (slide), kissing, and a bbbj while I go down on her as well. She nods and then asked me two questions. Where do you want to cum? and Is it okay if she cums. I replied on your face and mouth and sure you can cum. We never talked about a donation. Short story, i started on my back and she started rubbing oil allover herself and then climbed on and commenced with thebody slide all the time grinding into my leg, sometimes humping and it wasn't long til she had her first orgasm. She was soaked and whispered to finger her, so I did and a few minutes later she whispered, the other hole too. That is exactly what she said, so while i sucked her breasts, I fingered her as requested. This girl was crazy hot. 69 was incredible and she wasn't shy about riding my face. At one point I did some dato moves and she said oh yeh and repositioned her self. She massaged my balls, stroked me like a pro and her bj was awesome with an explosive CIMSW end. While we were cleaning up, she mentioned she really liked the Dato so I asked if she rimmed clients. She didn't skip a beat. She said you should have asked cuz I love doing that. I figure she came 3 or 4 times. I dont know who she was and I tried to reconnect a couple of weeks later and was told she had left and from what I can tell never to be seen again - maybe she moved, I dont know. It was one of those experiences that I wish every girl provided and one I will never forget.

Platinum Spa before they turned Asian, or is it Sapphire Studio? Or even before that location turned to Platinum.....Right beside The Roxy

 

[Guy2013]

I think Denise is probably the one I miss the most. She was fuckin' amazing. I heard some years after she disappeared that she'd become quite ill and had to leave the business. I found her beautiful and wild and uninhibited.

About 10 years ago I found a similar kinda woman going by the nickname "dodi" that operated out of her apartment near Whyte Ave. She reminded me of Denise in many ways including her "hippiness" and her uninhibited and amazing sex drive.

I had heard Denise ran into some trouble with the other girls working there because of what she provided and charged. Would love to find another provider like her, she was a gem.

 

[Old Fart]

Platinum Spa before they turned Asian, or is it Sapphire Studio? Or even before that location turned to Platinum.....Right beside The Roxy

Platinum is the one beside Roxy. Sapphire was across the street. It was something else before it was Sapphire. Last owned by Penny as far as I know and then just shut down, I think.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

On one hand, we tell newbies this isn't the place to get advice and info about sex providers, but then a thread is created to talk about your wild sex romps with them.


I think the ending of the thread title "...greasy RMT visit" really throws a guy off.

 

[Old Fart]

i'd have probably used the word 'funny' rather than 'greasy' but...That's just me lol.

 

[ChaosFactor]

Back in the 89's and 90's I wasn't going to spas because I was a manager of a restaurant and ended up screwing most of my staff. The good old days where you could flirt at work, go drinking, etc.
When I moved to Calgary I got into the pay to play but I was 2 blocks from the street girls (remember them?) so many a night I would find company on my way home from Electric Ave.
It was funny because you would walk up they would ask if I was a cop I would say no and I would ask if they were a cop and the way to verify neither was a cop is the girl would flash her tits and then grab my package lol
Funny story when I moved back to Edmonton I was an advertising rep and when Supreme opened I was their rep. Nothing like meeting a customer in various stages of undress! Best customer ever lol

 

[edmonpo]

On one hand, we tell newbies this isn't the place to get advice and info about sex providers, but then a thread is created to talk about your wild sex romps with them.


I think the ending of the thread title "...greasy RMT visit" really throws a guy off.

yeah, double standard; so many posts in different threads with the name of providers for FS; if new newbies ask or say about FS old members will tell him to go to CAF

 

[Rubmegood]

Speaking of "greasy"- it wasn't that long ago that XP used to generously apply the canola oil!!

 

[ChaosFactor]

yeah, double standard; so many posts in different threads with the name of providers for FS; if new newbies ask or say about FS old members will tell him to go to CAF

Sometimes I wonder about this site. People have to realize it's a grey zone, it's adult content so unfortunately names do come up, some FS girls and some semi-legit girls it's a danger of the profession and the girls should realize that.
People in general are respectful and will edit a post if asked and let's be honest many of the posts have to be taken with a grain of salt.